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Hand Out Tongue Twisters
CELESTIAL
Tongue Twisters
Tongue Twisters:
Tongue Twisters:
A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.
Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw.
Esau's wood saw would saw wood!
One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood,
so Wood sought a wood saw that would.
Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no
wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood.
So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood
as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed.
Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood
saw saw wood as no wood saw
Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.
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THURINGIAN THERMOMETER
The throng of thermometers from the Thuringian
Thermometer folks arrived Thursday. There were a
thousand thirty-three thick thermometers, though,
instead of a thousand thirty-six thin thermometers, which
was three thermometers fewer than the thousand thirtysix we were expecting, not to mention that they were
thick ones rather than thin ones. We thoroughly thought
that we had ordered a thousand thirty-six, not a thousand
thirty-three thermometers and asked the Thuringian
Thermometer folks to reship the thermometers; thin, not
thick. They apologized for sending only a thousand
thirty-three thermometers rather than a thousand thirtysix and promised to replace the thick thermometers with
thin thermometers.
John was not sorry when the boss called off the walks in
the gardens. Obviously, to him, it was awfully hot, and
the walks were far too long. He had not thought that
walking would have caught on the way it did, and he
fought the policy from the onset. At first, he thought he
could talk it over at the law office and have it quashed,
but a small obstacle halted that thought. The top lawyers
always bought coffee at the shop across the lawn and
they didnt want to shop on Johns account. Johns
problem was not office politics, but office policy. He
resolved the problem by bombing the garden.
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