Paulette Comets

Celestial Beer Company

Our taste is out of this WORLD!
www.becauseyouhavetobesobertoworkatnasa.org

Catherine Gimenez - Joseph San Juan - Brett McFarland

Space Mission Statement

-Brewing where no one has brewed before-

Taking our cues from Apollo himself, we brew beer that is worthy of toasting the gods!
We grow our stuff locally here on earth before counter-intuitively rocketing it into
another part of the galaxy to brew it. This isnt cheap (were currently SpaceXs only
customer), but we can guarantee that youve never had space brew like this before, and
probably that youve never had space brew PERIOD! (thats an exclamation point, I
know)
Now lets check out our flagship concoctions!

Cosmic Debris Lager

This crisp, refreshing brew will totally jive with seafood, smoky cheeses, and most
Frank Zappa tracks played on your hipster record player!

ABV: 4.5%
O.G.: 10.9 Plato
IBUs: 32
Hops: Aphrodite and Grand Wazoo

Cosmic Debris
Lager

Interstellar India Pale Ale

Splash down near the Sub-continent with a lander-load of Spacegrass hops, and shuttle
on over a few borders to pair this full bodied beast with some spicy food!

ABV: 6.7%
O.G.: 16.9 Plato
IBUs: 62
Hops: Spacegrass, Spacegrass, and Spacegrass!

interstellar
India Pale Ale

Zarathustras Stout
Were blasting off again! Youll contemplate the universe just like the old Z-Man
himself while munching on cocoa nibs and savoring our sumptuous stout. Ignore that
Ptolemy guy too - hell just bring you down (to earth).
ABV: 8.3%
O.G.: 20.9 Plato (not the kind in the
Davinci painting...)
IBUs: 67
Hops: Avesta, Mithra, and Kubrick

Zarathustras
Stout

Bob Lazars Doppelbock

I dont know. Kidnapping by aliens? Everyone knows that those alien invasion movies
are just self satirization! What? Were talking about beer here? Who can talk about beer
when I can still see those somniferous almond shaped eyes mmm almonds
ABV: 8.4
O.G.: 21.4
IBUs: 40
Hops: Ununpentium and Spacegrass

Bob Lazars
Doppelbock

Medals of Heroic Brewing Deeds

-Why try us? Why ask why? Bud Dry wasnt fly, and thats why it, uh, die d.-

Cosmic Debris Lager - Two time winner of Andromedas Best! Two times! (!!)
Interstellar IPA - Shantaram Fine Ale of Distinction - 1989
Zarathustras Stout - Nietzsche's Equine Emancipation Award - 1899
Bob Lazars Doppelbock - Area 51 Engineers Choice - 1976
Guinness Record for first Zero Gravity/Gravitas Brewing Methods - 2016
Nomenclature - Intergalactic Federation of Brewers Distinguished Onomastics Award
Weve been consistently nominated for Most Prolific Fake Award Generator on
multiple occasions, only to lose out to Diageo every time

Come Visit! Were kinda lonely! And cold...

Solarfone: 1 800 GOT-COMET
Spacemail: Paulette@cometcourier.net
Earth Coordinates: 2361 Milky Way Baltimore, MD 21022
Outer Space Directions: Head for the second star to the right,
and straight on til morning...
Nearby place to eat - Guss Galaxy Grill
(we do NOT recommend the special!)
All Rights Reserved Paulette Comets Celestial Beer Company 2016

Image: Pale [Ale] Blue Dot Courtesy of NASA