Hasna

Zaruri Hai..
Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay
Girl: (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy : Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan”
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
hasana mana hai
Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla …
Hassan Ali

Maths Sir: A=B,

B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method wit example.
Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir.
Jaha Dosti Waha pyar
jaha Pyaar Waha isq
Jaha Ishq Waha Mohabat
Jaha Mohabat waha Judai
Jaha Judai Waha Dard
Jaha Dard Waha ‘ZANDU BAM’.
Nikli Pyar Ki Baat To Tum Yad Aye
Uthe Dil Me Wo Jazbat To Tum Yad Aye
Yu To Dil Mera Bebas N Rehta Tha
Par Badle Jab Halaat To Tum Yad Aaye…
Farebi Thi Wo Apni Mashuka Samaj Betha
BEWFA Ko Apni ZINDGI Samaj Betha
Hm BEWAKUF the Ya Bad-Nasibi Hmari
Uski DILLAGI ko Chahat Smaj Betha..
PAISA Ayega Jayega
PYAR Ayega Jayega
Lekin Is DOST ka SMS
Ayega
Ayega
Aur
Aata hi Rahega…