Flute Cult Meeting August 21, 2015

I.
II.

Call to Order- Evan Cui, 32nd Grand Sorcerer of the Flutes

a. Welcome to our cult- I mean organization meeting!
Creed
a. Repeat after me: We, the Flute Section, in order to conquer all brass and
create a world devoted to the sacred dark arts of flute playing, solemnly
swear to never hold our flutes parallel and always play out of tune. And
also to never keep our instruments up at set just to piss off Evan.

III.

Inauguration- Margaret Lee and Julie Kim, 33rd and 34th Grand Sorcerers
a. Inaugurate them.

IV.

Worship
a. Grand Sorcerer ancestors, Hyaeji, Lisa, and Cindy with cut out faces
b. Ms. B and Mr. Harris with cut-out faces. Read some quotes from the Book
of B. Chapter 9 Verse 37- Tip of the tongue, tip of the reed.
i. Grand Sorcerer, I dont understand. Where is this tip of the reed
on our flutes?
ii. YOU DARE QUESTION THE BOOK OF B? BLASPHEMY. THE
LEGENDARY TIP OF THE REED FORETOLD BY OUR
ANCESTORS WILL ONE DAY APPEAR TO US.

V.

Budget- 32nd Grand Treasurer of the Flutes

a. In the bank, we have -$513.12
b. Too much money spent on nail polish and broken flutes. (Amili and
Trinity)
c. New fundraiser- Snap Raise. Evan will talk about it.
d. OK FLUTES. I EXPECT YOU ALL TO EMAIL 500 PEOPLE BEFORE
OUR NEXT CULT- I MEAN ORGANIZATION MEETING.

VI.

Breaking News- Alert from Clarinet Section

a. Our Arch-Enemies, the Clarinets are plotting once again to rule the skits
as the superior woodwind!
b. CLARINETS, MEHHHHH
c. Exactly. They are harnessing the power of Grand Master Numamoto, the
dark master of squeeking.
d. WHAT SHALL WE DO?
e. Evan: Theres only one thing we can do. Dance.

VII.

At this point, song person will play Whip/Nae Nae