A lift is on the ground floor. There are 4 people in the lift including me.

When the lift reaches 1st floor, 1 person gets out 3 people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in.
Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor.
Everyone dies in the lift. How did I survive?
A: I got out on the 2nd floor.

If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is
blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
A boy and a doctor was fishing.The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is
not the boy's father.who is the doctor?
If a peacock and a half, lay an egg and a half, in a day and a half. How
many eggs can a peacock lay in three days?

When James was nine years old he hammered a nail into a tree to mark his
height. Ten years later, James returned to see how much higher the nail
was. If the tree grew by four inches each year, how much higher would the
nail be?
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
How many apples would you have if you took two apples from three
apples?
If an airplane crashed exactly on the border of France and Germany,
where would the survivors be buried?
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
You are driving a bus. Six people get on, two people get off, then ten people
get on and five people get off, then eight people get on and four more
people get off. What colour were the bus driver's eyes?