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Mayberry Wedding Announcement!
It was a beautiful spring day, the flowers were blooming alongside Myers lake where Andy and
Opie enjoyed fishing. The Gazebo was set up for the nuptials that have long been awaited for in
Mayberry. Aunt Bea had catered the event with platters of fried chicken and cornbread biscuits
and Opie's favorite butterscotch pecan pie.
Andy wore his Mayberry official officer attire standing in as the best man to his good friend
Barney
started when
Fife who would finally be able to marry the love of his life Gomer Pyle. It all
Barney gave Gomer a ticket for making an illegal U-Turn, but
when Barney does it, Gomer yells "CITIZINS ARREST!"
Gomer
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By Adriana Barraza-Marquez
The world as we once knew it came to an end. My name
is John Cena and Im looking for my Aunt Bea have
yall seen her? I didnt believe in Y2K until the 1st wave
hit. We lost all power and everything shut down. No
phones which meant no communication. I saw the world
break down into chaos. I lost her about one week ago
when we went out looking for food and water. The
Sheriff Andy Taylor town told me that he had seen her talking with Stone Cold Steve Austin so I
immediately thought wow Aunt Bea must have gotten really drunk and totally walked off into
the abyss: At this very point, I was not sure if I was actually saving her, or I was about to go
ruin her good timing. Andy Taylor advised me to let her be that she would eventually get back. I
ignored Andys advice and decided to go look for my Aunt Bea, but on the way there, I stumbled
upon the best idea
world that we
and grab a
Twinkie.
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officer uniform, a girl scout uniform, and a lady in a dress. She also introduced me to her family.
I thought it was just my imagination, but I could of sworn I saw a hand walking down the hall".
Sheriff Taylor and the police department strictly enforces the public to report any suspicious
activity deriving from the Adams' residence. Next time, girl scouts might have to go door-to-door
to sell their delicious cookies.