What you will need 2 grams of making her fel nervous, crazy, and stupid 1 pint of pressuring her into sex 1% thsp of loud yelling followed by a slap over who gets the T.Y, remote A pinch of humiliating her in front of her friends / 6 02. of questions % cup of always blaming her I 2 tbsp of insane jealousy 2 44 tbsp of speeding tickets 44 cup of telling her “I was just joking” | cup of pomegranate seeds 1 cup of faked suicide to get her to stay | fatherles, low self-esteemed, young girl Directions Once you have gathered all of your ingredients you will mix all dry contents into a small bow and all the liquids into a separate large bow! but LEAVE OUT the 1, young girl out to soften, Slowly, add the dry mixture fatherless, low self-esteemer into the liquid mixture while beating ata low speed. When everything is combined tothe ‘you should have a nice and creamy textured mixture, Next, feed the mixture \ how soft young girl. Make sure you feed her every lat bite otherwise she may not stay with you. Now step back and enjoy your masterpiece!