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vudi aleni
Tanamdevi movlenebi
Woody Allen
Side Effects
mTargmneli gia WumburiZe
seriis dizaineri besik danelia
dizaineri nino guruli
1975, 1976, 1977, 1979, 1980 by Woody Allen
Photo Michael Ochs Archives/Corbis
All rights reser ved.
gamomcemloba `diogene~, 2014
yvela ufleba daculia.
ISSN 2233-3789
ISBN 978-9941-11-460-1
www.diogene.ge

`Tanamdevi movlenebi~ cnobili amerikeli reJisoris, sce

naristisa da mwerlis, vudi alenis (1935) iumoristuli
krebulia, romelic gansxvavebuli formisa da Temati
kis Cvidmeti teqstisagan Sedgeba. profesor nidelmanis
mosagonars, msjelobas amoucnob mfrinav obieqtebze,
platonis dialogebis stilSi daweril sakuTari Tavis
apologias Tu gamosaSveb saRamoze warmoTqmul sityvas
erTi ram aerTianebs _ yvela maTgani Zalian sasaciloa.

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nidelmanis mosagonari......................................................9
sikvdilmisjili.................................................................17
bedkrulni..........................................................................27
amoucnobi mfrinavi obieqtebis safrTxe.......................36
Cemive apologia.................................................................45
sidni kugelmasis saxe romanSi `qalbatoni bovari~ .....53
gamosaSveb saRamoze Tqmuli sityva ..............................72
dieta...................................................................................79
erTi giJis ambavi...............................................................84
mogonebebi gardasul dReebsa da adamianebze...............91
es Cveni muxTali droeba..................................................98
`uzarmazari nabiji mTeli kacobriobisaTvis~...........103
fuye vinme...........................................................................113
SekiTxva prezident linkolns.........................................125
fabricios restorani: mimoxilva da gamoxmaurebani....132
sasjeli...............................................................................141
qurdis Canawerebi ............................................................157

nidelmanis mosagonari

ger ukve Tve iqneba gasuli da jer isev Zneli da

sajerebelia, rom Sandor nidelmani Cvens Soris
aRaraa mis kremacias daveswari da misive Svilis
TxovniT, Wirisuflebs mamaloebic blomad mivutane sa
wuwnad, oRond danakargisagan mowevnili tkivili imde
nad didi iyo, arc es Sveloda.
kargad maxsovs, nidelmani lamis Sepyrobili gaxl
daT sakuTari dasaflavebis gegmebis dawyobiT da er
Txel miTxra kidec: `kremacia namdvilad mirCevnia daf
lvas, Tumca q-n nidelmanTan kviraZalis gatarebas mainc
orive jobiao~. sabolood, mainc dawva arCia da Tavi
si ferfli haidelbergis universitets uanderZa, iq ki
pirdapiri mniSvnelobiT, qars gaatanes da urnis safasu
rad Setanili giraoc ukan daibrunes.
axlac cocxaliviT midgas Tvalwin: daWmuWnili
kostumi, ruxi sviteri. mudam fiqrebSi wasuls, xSirad
mosvlia rom pijaki sakidianad moucvams mxrebze. er
Txelac _ Tu ar vcdebi, prinstonis universitetSi ga
marTul miRebaze SeniSvnac ki miveci amis Taobaze da
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mxolod gaiRima: `Zalianac kargi _ visac Cemi azrebi ar

exateba gulze, ifiqreben rom beWebganieri vinme var~.
sul oriode dRis Semdeg, stravinskis Sexvedria da Sua
saubarSi, arc acia, arc acxela da ukumalays gadavida
Turme _ belvius hospitalSi amoyo Tavi.
sazogadod, ioli saurTierTo kaci ar gaxldaT da mi
si karCaketiloba bevrs gulcivobis niSnadac ki miuRia,
magram unda giTxraT, cota vinmes Tu SeeZlo ase gulTan
axlos mietana moyvasis gasaWiri _ erTxel, roca televi
zorSi ixila romeliRac maRaroSi momxdari ubeduri Sem
Txvevis Sedegebi, meore Camotareba nayinic ki veRar daam
Tavra zog-zogs misi sityvaZunwoba ar mosdioda Tval
Si, magram saqmec is iyo, rom nidelmani metyvelebas metad
uvargis saurTierTobo xerxad miiCnevda da guliani saub
ris wasamarTavadac ki, ubralo sasignalo droSebi erCivna.
roca kolumbiis universitetis xelmZRvanelobas
Tan mouvida uTanxmoeba da iqidan gamoabunZules, far
dagebis sabertyi joxi aiRo, reqtors Causafrda (maSin
es duait eizenhaueri gaxldaT) da imdeni urtya, sab
ralo yofili generali iZulebuli gaxda, saTamaSoebis
mimdebare maRaziisaTvis Seefarebina Tavi (Turme imaze
SekamaTebulan, zari zogadad, leqciis dawyebas gvam
cnobs Tu _ dasasrulso).
nidelmani mudam mSvid sikvdilze ocnebobda. `Cemsa
ve wignebsa da xelnawerebs Soris, Zma iohaniviT~ _ xSi
rad ityoda xolme (misi Zma im dros gaiguda, sekreterSi
TavSeyofili rom eZebda riTmebis sityvars).
vin ifiqrebda, Tuki es kaci, Sesvenebaze, romeliRac
saxlis ngrevas miacqerdeboda da TvalgaSterebuls,
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buldozeri gadauvlida? ara, Rimiliani ki miicvala da

misi bolo sityvebis enigma samudamod amouxsneli darCa:
`ara, gmadlobT _ erTi fraki ukve mikidia karadaSi...~.
rogorc Cveoda xolme, am ubeduri SemTxvevis wi
nac erTbaSad ramdenime Temaze muSaobda. jer es erTi,
missave sazrisze damyarebul axal eTikur postulatebs
qmnida, riTac amtkicebda _ `sikeTe da samarTlianoba
mxolod zneobrivi kategoriebia, romelTa qmna ubralo
telefoniTac SesaZlebelia~ da aseve, TiTqmis gasrule
buli qonda Sroma semantikis sferoSi, romliTac sur
da daemtkicebina _ nebismieri winadadebis wyoba imanen
turia, maSin roca ymuili _ pirwmindad gamomuSavebuli
Cvevaao. da bolos _ kidev erTi wignis weras ganagrZobda
holokostis Sesaxeb, amjerad _ dasuraTxatebulis. ni
delmani mudam Tavs imtvrevda borotis fenomenis Tao
baze da friad damajerebladac asabuTebda _ misi wya
rosTvali mxolod da mxolod bleqisa Tu pitis gvaris
matarebeli xalxi SeiZleba iyoso. Tumca isic iTqvas _
nidelmanis Sexmatkbilebam nacional-socialistebTan,
didi yalila gamoiwvia akademiur wreebSi, Tumca verc
tanvarjiSisa da verc cekvis gakveTilebma, sabolood,
mainc ver aaTvisebina samwyobro nabijiT siaruli.
oRondac, nacizmi misTvis xom ubralod ukureaqcia
gaxldaT, klasikur filosofiasTan misive SeuwyoblobiT
gamowveuli: ramdenjer, Tavadac ucdia es misive megob
rebis tvinebSi Seetena, mere ki, uceb, cxvirSi waavlebda
xolme mosaubres TiTebs da gaiZaxoda _ `egec Sen, xom
gamogiWire!~ saqmec egaa, rom vidre hitleris mimarT mi
si damokidebulebis ganqiqebas movyvebiT, jer Tavad ni
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delmanis filosofias unda CavwvdeT. aki imTaviTve uar

yofda dResindel ontologias da acxadebda _ adamiani
maradisobis gaCenamdec arsebobda, Tundac SezRudul
SesaZleblobebianio. is mkveTr wyalgamyof xazs avlebda
arsobasa da arsebobas Soris da Tvlida, rom erTi maTga
ni aSkarad jabnis meores, Tumca ki verafriT gaexsenebina
_ romeli romels. aseve, imasac varaudobda _ adamisSvi
lis Tavisufleba cxovrebis absurdulobis gagebaSi Zev
so. `ufali dums, _ xSirad ityoda xolme, _ axla erTi
imisaTvis migvaRwevina, adamianmac Caigdos ena!~
`WeSmariti myofoba, _ irwmuneboda nidelmani, _ mxo
lod SabaT-kvirasaa xelmisawvdomi da isic im SemTxve
vaSi, Tuki manqanas iqiravebT~. misi TvalsazrisiT, ada
miani bunebis `gare~ ki ara, missave `SigniT~ myofobs, da
sakuTar arsebobas verafriT moixilavs, Tuki iseT saxes
ar daawyobs, TiTqosda sul qinZze ekidos yvelaferi,
mere ki _ hopla! _ da myisierad oTaxis meore kuTxeSi
ar gadairbens, Tundac cali TvaliT mainc rom Seavlos
mzera sakuTar Tavs.
cxovrebis aRsaniSnad nidelmani erTaderT cnebas
iyenebda _ Angst Zeit, rac arcTu mTlad zustad moiTar
gmneba rogorc `droni mRelvarebisa~. adamianio _ ase
ityoda nidelmani _ `dromisjili~ arsebaa, Tumca am mo
cemul droSi arc araferi faseuli ar xdeba. mravalje
radi gansjisa da misTvis damaxasiaTebeli inteleqtua
luri RiaobiT, bolos iZulebulic ki gaxda eRiarebina
rom is, rogorc aseTi, saerTod arc arsebobs, arc misi
megobar-axloblebi uqnia RmerTs da erTaderTi xelSe
saxebi ram mxolod da mxolod mis mierve aRebuli 6 mi
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