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[

Agamemnon
]
ItstheTrojanWar
Itstheoneandonly,kingofkings
(
AGAMEMNON!
)
ItstheTrojanWar
Imgettinalltheladies,Imdemolishing
(
OHNONO
YouknowAgamemnonsgotyouallforSUCKERS!)

Whatwhatwhatwhat?
(
Achillesindahhouse!)
WholetAchillesin?
(Hearthat?Hesscared,heknowswherehisplaceis!)

Shutup,listenup,foolIrunthisnation

Idontneedtodealwithyoegoinflation

Sopoutinyourtent,noneedforcontemplation

Therealmenarefightinawar,youretakinavacation.

Youcravegloryyoucravecelebration

Butyouendupdyingindamnation

Imtherealhero,yougettakendownbyanarrow

Yourejustaspoiledbratwhothoughthecouldprevailo

Soyoubeggedthegodstomakeyourcomradeslose

ButtheonlythingthatwaslostwasPatroclus,yourmuse

Howdoesitfeeltomessupsoseverely

Youlostyourboytoybecauseyoucouldnotthinkclearly

Imthebestkingtoeverlive,myfameiseternal

Peoplewilluseyourgraveasaurinal

Sowhydontyoubendoverandkissmyass

Weallknowthatssomethingyouvedoneinthepast

[Achilles]
ItstheTrojanWar
Itsthegodlyone,Achilles

ItstheTrojanWar
ImgonnabringlittleAggytohisknees

Youcallyourselfthebestkingwhoeverlived

Butsofaryoudontgotnothintogive

Youboastboutyomeanfightinskills

Butyoprettylittleassjustneedstochill

Soquityopoutinandquityowhinin

Letmeshowyouthesilverlinin

Youthinkyourearealladiesman

YoushouldbedrivinawhiteRAPISTvan

Yourreputationprecedesyou

Youhavetostealmygreatestdametotakebackyourdomain,butthatsok

I'montheotherteamandyetI'mstillkillin'thegame

Youreapridefulkingwhosbackstabbing

Butsomehowmanagestokeepruling


Theylovememore,causeyouredisgusting

Guessthatswhyyoucantgetamistress

Wonderwhatthatsaysaboutyouonthemattress

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