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Trojanwarraplyrics
Trojanwarraplyrics
Agamemnon
]
ItstheTrojanWar
Itstheoneandonly,kingofkings
(
AGAMEMNON!
)
ItstheTrojanWar
Imgettinalltheladies,Imdemolishing
(
OHNONO
YouknowAgamemnonsgotyouallforSUCKERS!)
Whatwhatwhatwhat?
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Achillesindahhouse!)
WholetAchillesin?
(Hearthat?Hesscared,heknowswherehisplaceis!)
Shutup,listenup,foolIrunthisnation
Idontneedtodealwithyoegoinflation
Sopoutinyourtent,noneedforcontemplation
Therealmenarefightinawar,youretakinavacation.
Youcravegloryyoucravecelebration
Butyouendupdyingindamnation
Imtherealhero,yougettakendownbyanarrow
Yourejustaspoiledbratwhothoughthecouldprevailo
Soyoubeggedthegodstomakeyourcomradeslose
ButtheonlythingthatwaslostwasPatroclus,yourmuse
Howdoesitfeeltomessupsoseverely
Youlostyourboytoybecauseyoucouldnotthinkclearly
Imthebestkingtoeverlive,myfameiseternal
Peoplewilluseyourgraveasaurinal
Sowhydontyoubendoverandkissmyass
Weallknowthatssomethingyouvedoneinthepast
[Achilles]
ItstheTrojanWar
Itsthegodlyone,Achilles
ItstheTrojanWar
ImgonnabringlittleAggytohisknees
Youcallyourselfthebestkingwhoeverlived
Butsofaryoudontgotnothintogive
Youboastboutyomeanfightinskills
Butyoprettylittleassjustneedstochill
Soquityopoutinandquityowhinin
Letmeshowyouthesilverlinin
Youthinkyourearealladiesman
YoushouldbedrivinawhiteRAPISTvan
Yourreputationprecedesyou
Youhavetostealmygreatestdametotakebackyourdomain,butthatsok
I'montheotherteamandyetI'mstillkillin'thegame
Youreapridefulkingwhosbackstabbing
Butsomehowmanagestokeepruling
Theylovememore,causeyouredisgusting
Guessthatswhyyoucantgetamistress
Wonderwhatthatsaysaboutyouonthemattress