FINAL

LYRICS
B = Name of the Wind
A = Once + Future King
A INTRO/INSULT: Arthur:
The Once and Future King, classic tale known by all; (11)
Heard of it? Course you have, its influence ain't small. (12)
Boar hunts, questing beast, weve got constant action,(11)
Yo book, takes one hundred eighty pages to happen! (12)
Pulled the sword out of stone, now on my head sits a crown; (12)
I ruled with my head, reversing Merlyns frown. (11)
Fought till the end, never wavering from whats right, (12)
At thirty, you cant even make alcohol light. (10)
Might for right, I said before my downfall, (12)
Left behind a culture defined by my new protocol. (12)
Born a boy; lived and died a king, (8)
Oh, sorry. Youre too busy bartending? (10)
B RESPONSE/INTRO/INSULT: Kvothe
Mixing drinks was always just a hobby (10)
You tried to kill your son. Stop being snobby.(11)
For years my name has been whispered by mages (11)
The Name of the Wind, that's a tale for the ages (13)
Rothfuss took his time to make me seem real, (10)
Copy+paste, thats all you are, theres no appeal (11)
So your books a classic? You mean outdated, (11)
Those glorified knights are overrated! (10)
The knights went corrupt, driving the nation berserk (11)
Your famed Round Table doesn't even work! (11)
A RESPONSE: Arthur:
The knights stood for far more than you ever did, (11)
Left your parents behind, they died and you hid(11)
T.H. White wrote a book infused with emotion (12)
Laughter, anger, sadness, all have a portion (11)
Wrote a cast with diverse perspectives (9)
All are 3D but yours are defective (10)
Most of your characters are almost unmentioned,(12)
Did Rothfuss pay anyone but you attention?(1 2)
B RESPONSE: Kvothe
Rothfuss focused on allve my endeavors (12)

Rising to rank of Relar in two semesters (12)

Plot progresses, you'll be gratified (9)
Yours skips 15 years, leavin readers unsatisfied (12)
Merlyn sees the future, ruining suspense (11)
When reading your story, it aint that intense (11)
Bland and boring, half the book is just a list (11)
Unnecessary detail, its making me pissed (12)
A ENDING: Arthur:
Whats yours teach? Theres not much variety. (11)
My books classic, holds lessons for society. (12)
Lancelots ugly and Mordreds deformed.
And yet I judged them by how they performed.
I, King Arthur, changed the world as I knew it,
My story teaches kids that they can do it.
You dont deserve to have a book written bout you. (12)
The ending of your book was far overdue(12)

B ENDING: Kvothe
How dare you Wart, calling mine horrible? (11)
I've got great themes, but yours are deplorable (11)
Your circumstances shape who you are(10)
Take me for one, kid to legendary star (11)
Your characters? Predictable, and sos the plot (12)
What a clich, of poor, sad, ugly Lancelot (11)
Too bad for you, I do more than just thinkin (11)
I take action, you let Camelot go sinkin (12)
Now run along back to your kingdom your highness (12)
Before I make its population one minus (12)

GRAVEYARD
Detail, smetail, I like retail
Its so cheap, like ylur mommmm!!!!!
Humans, no matter who, are prejudice down to the core(14)
Unlike Mordred and Lancelot, Ive gone through helluva more (12)

What did Kvothe do?.....then something

Well your books whole premise is about you trying(10)

To solve knight's violent urges, I aint lyin,(11)
There's no use in that, you cant even succeed(10)
Our book is the one that has the themes you need(11)
Wart, spent your childhood preparing to lead (11)
But when youre grown, you give into your sons greed (11)
Kick-starting kids dreams, this is where it happens,
Unlike yo book, which is almost as slow as your rappin.
You know of it? Course you do, its influence ain't small.
In life everything, like in this legend, can go deathly wrong
Mixing drinks was just a hobby, at a friend didnt kill my colleagues
I will admit, I wasn't always the prized legend everyone now saw me as
This book promotes the act of forgiveness,(10)
I forgave the Orkneys with the world as witness. (12)
Arthur is the one innocent friend who refuses to see the truth
Lancelot is the one torn between loyalty to his family and what he wants to do,
Guenever, forced into a life she didn't choose, is a wildfire who refuses to make do
And Elaine is the friend who always loses
But bright and cheery, she hides her bruises
If you say these aren't relatable in life,
Then your eyes must've been stabbed out by a knife
Wart once said, a lame horse is a murdered horse.
It's no longer cared about once its usefulness in people's lives has run its course
Does it sound familiar? It should.
It happens all around ya in child and adulthood
We've got the sword in the anvil in the stone
A weapon will be used to create stability from the bone.
I forgave his shortcomings, which makes me better than you by threefold
Now do you see? Once and Future King is the best in this battle(16)
And our book is quite relatable(9)
But yours? Now that's debatable.(8)

I Try Not To Execute, Maybe Of You Ill Make An Example.(17)

having my parents offed by the Chandrian
Always prominent in the world, weve got constant action,
My legend has been here longer than yours(10)
Now go back to your circus, you're such a bore(11)
Im the arcanist that rose through the ranks (11)
Ill admit, Arthur tried hard to run his england right (13)
But he failed bad, this little Wart belongs outta sight! (13)
Personality? you really need some more (10)
Youre so simple, and honestly such a bore (11)
You may as well have been killed by one (9)
Then at last your book would be done (8)
Weve got the Sauvage Forest, Kay and I tilting it out, (15)
Adventures with the geese, on the migration route. (12)
Murdered by a dark figure and his groupees, (11)
You ever see your family burnt like trees? (10)
Brought the knights together, made peace with them all,(11)
Sir Gareth and Gaheris lost their lives for the queen they believed in, (17)
Loyal to the end, unlike your girlfriend thats let everyone but you see skin! (19)
But lets move on now and talk about the writing(11)
The emotions and symbolism are really quite exciting.(16)
I pulled out excalibur from anvil and stone(12)
A weapon to be used to create stability from the throne(16)
A symbol for how I changed Might is right, the old code of knights(15)
I redirected their strength to Might for Right.(11)
From young and old to rich and poor (8)
We discuss topics that people don't usually adore(14)
Speaking of sons, Mordreds got daddy issues (11)
Tried to kill him as a baby! Oh no, now you need tissues?(16)
...corrupt, your whole nation berserk

Started out a simple troupes son, (8)

Saw my own parents execution. (9)
The Chandrian, an enemy that Id remove from this plain (15)
With all that I posses, all I can do is gain! (12)
Our love square, that's a term you don't hear often(11)
A unique thing, part of a tale that can't be forgotten(14)
You've even got a complicated love square (11)
Who can possibly relate to that nightmare? (11)
So tell the best knight in the world Sir Lancelot (11)
Cheating dont exactly make him a hotshot (11)
Bloody wars, tons of Kerns dyin, (9)
Merlyns disappointed in the world powers a vyin, (14)
they got hit by more than cupid (14)
A coming of age story of two people, (11)
In your book, everyone but you is simple. (9)