TOKYO GHOUL EPISODE FINALE ABRIDGED

(ONE SHOT) The Game Show

Characters:
Kaneki: Me
Jason Yamori: Someone
Rize: Someone
Script Tips: The lines in brackets: e.g. (Enthusiastic, like a Game Show Host)
means the emotion you are portraying in your lines.
The text in between asterisks: e.g. *crowd cheering* means the action that is
going on during the line.
Script:
Jason: (Enthusiastic, like a Game Show Host)
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am your host Jason Yamori, I hope all of you are
having a great evening because its time to play the game! WELCOME TO WHO
WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? Tokyo Edition. We have our contestant Ken
Kaneki from Anteiku.
Kaneki: (screaming) HELP MEJason: (Happy) Haha, hes a feisty one. Lets not waste time, commence Round
1! *crowd cheering*
Kaneki: No, stop cheering. Hes gonna kill me...
Jason: Kaneki. The famous cartoon character Road Runner, what only sound
does he make? *screen shows up of the options* Gotta go fast! Ding Dong!
Beep Beep! Or Cheep Cheep?
Kaneki: I think itsJason: (Neutral/Serious) Oh, I will also be torturing you until you make your
answer.
Kaneki: (Fast and shocked.) What? *bones cracking* (Screaming:)
AHHHHHHH!!!!
Rize: (Joyful) I can help. Its C.

Kaneki: (Panting/dying) I k-know the a-answer. Its just that right now Im
getting my LIMBS RIPPED OFF!
Kaneki: *Screaming and panting*
Jason: (Enthusiastic.) This is a family show, so any screaming will have to be
censored.
Kaneki: AH-*dubbed over by elevator music*
Jason: Have you chosen your answer, Mister Kaneki?
Kaneki: *heavy breathing*
Jason: Dont forget you have life lines?
Kaneki: (Confused/panting) Huh?
Jason: You can call a friend, 50/50, or ask the audience.
Kaneki: (Yelling) Ask the audience?! What kind of sadistic cunt is watching
this?!
*Shot of Tsukuyami watching Kaneki on TV*
Kaneki: (Panting) But I have the answerits C.
Jason: Lock it in?
Kaneki: Lock it in-ARGHH!!! *tortured*
Jason: Yes! You are correct, Ken Kaneki! Well Done!
Kaneki: Can I die now?
Jason: But we are just getting started! Commence Round 2!! *crowd cheering*
Kaneki: *whimpering*
*30 Mins Later*
Kaneki: *whimpering*
Jason: Good job Kaneki! You are just one question away from getting 1
MILLION DOLLARS!
Kaneki: I-I dont want your money, just kill me now.
Jason: Your question is: Which one should I kill? Your pick.

Kaneki: T-the one on the lefJason: No! Refer to them by gender!

Kaneki: T-th-the onethe(Thoughts: Fuck! What gender is that one? Its
unacceptable to mis-gender someone in todays society.) I CANT! ITS TOO
HARD! Just kill me, I cant do it.
Jason: Cmon Kaneki, pick or Ill kill everyone you love.
Kaneki: Uht-the girl!
Jason: Ohthats a shame Kaneki.real shame.
Kaneki: Huh?
Jason: They both identify as phone books.
Kaneki: Are you fucking kidding me?
Jason: *crowd booing* So sorry Kanekibut its a shame. You are not a
millionaire.
Kaneki: Todays society is so retarded.
Rize: You can say that again.
Kaneki: Rize, can you please fuck off? This isnt the time. Im busy losing faith in
humanity right now.
Rize: Ohshould I be scared of the mommas boy?
Kaneki: Im not a mommas boy.
Rize: Whats that, mommas boy?
Kaneki: Youre a mommas boy.
Rize: Do I look like a loser who takes orders from his mom constantly like a
little bitch?
Jason: Ooooshes got you there.
Kaneki: Thats it! Fuck off! Fuck both of you! Im.not a mommas boy.
Jason: Well, thats all for tonight ladies and gentlemen. It is time for the
contestant to be punished. (Deep voice:) Time to die Kaneki.
Kaneki: Eat my shit.

Jason: Huh?
Kaneki: I said eat my shit.
Jason: RUAGH! *throws Kaneki*
Kaneki: Speaking of shit, you taste disgusting. Even worse than McDonalds.
Jason:
Kaneki: I dont know where that came from.
Jason: Kanekiiiii!!!
Kaneki: Since I havent ate in days, I will just have to eat you whole.
Jason: But thats cannibalism.
Kaneki: So what? Its not like Im eating my best friend.
Jason:
Kaneki: too soon?
Jason: Yep.
Kaneki: Well eat my ass. Speaking of eating ass, you will also do nicely.
Jason: W-waitno, dont touch me there. NOOOOO!!!!
Kaneki: *eats ass*