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mohan kuruvilla

Mohan Kuruvilla’s catch-phrases:

· How to attack a competitor ?One of the way was "Joote Bhiga Ke Mariye"
· "Jabardast...." Kya Jabardast case study he!!"
· Marketing is an Intoxicating subject""Ek baar maan lag jayega to itna aanand aata
he, puchiye mat sir..Jabardast aanand aata he"
· The guy who is asked to present case fatcs in his class. He keeps saying to him while
he talks to class; "Aap kuch padh lijiye sir, aapko sochne ka mauka de rahe he!!""And
then 3 question will come to his mind... which are these 3 questions?" 1. usne kahan se
mba kiya hai?2. Did he have a subject called Sales management?3. Who taught him
that?...."Aur tab mat bolna ki maine aapko sales padhaya hai..."
· "Anand aa gaya Sir..." " CEO phone ghumaya usko aur khoob gali diya" he came
back to his room n do u know wat did he do? " sabse pehle ek black cofee piya, aur boss
ko khoob gaali diya......"Ek coffee bhi kick deti he"
· "Ab sab kuch hum hi thodi na bolenge, kuch to aap log bhi bol dijiye na sir.......kuch
bhi bol dijiye, aap jo bolenge sab sahi hoga ""sir humko bhi sun lijiye na sir""Kelloggs /
Frito-Lays bolke ek company thi.... abhi bhi hai!!!"
· "hame tumse pyaar kitna..yeh hum nahi" to customer - company was amazing. "sir,
aap sey kuch nahi maang rahe hain, par agar kabhi apki company mein aaye to contract
hamein hi dijiyega"
· "Purchase Manager ka saara khoon paanv se chehre pe chad gaya.. CORPORATE
YOGA sir"
· "The MD started looking out of the window"
· "Kotler ne kaha hai, hum nai kahe"
· "Ek company thi Hindustan Lever.. Abhi bhi hai"
· "Nadi kinare baithe the sir", "Maine apne professor ko phone lagaya jisne mujhe
B2B padhaya tha"...
· the song tht he plays whn he gets a new order- pehla nasha pehla khumma naya
pyaar hai naya intezaar..
· "ek garam chai ka cup or a sealed mineral water ka bottle hi toh mangte hai
hum,sirji"
· Moreover there is another information that 90% of the CEO's of the World started of
with sales..... Kyon ki Jo sales nahi kiya uski zindagi to customer banke reh jati hai....
Isn't it?