Consumer Behavior

GMKT-402

Stage Play
Lifestyle Strikers

Presented to

Mr. Abdullah Dewan

Presented by

Ali Raza

Hassan Ali

Noman Ghani

Zohaib Sikandar

Sh. Zunair Khalid

Shahmeer Ahmed

Characters:
Dada: Chaudhary Ilyas (Hassan Ali)

Father: Chaudhary Shaukat(Noman Ghani Awan)

Mother: Rukhsana (Ali Khatri)

Elder Son: Ramzan (Zunair)

Younger Son: Ibrahim (Shahmeer)

Zaibunissa/Zaibun (Zohaib Sikandar)

Delivery Boy: (Hassan Ali)

Scene # 1

Mother: Asslamaoalaikum….zaibun kaisi ho?

Dada: lo agayi phappe kutni!!

Zaibun: walekummasslama…men theek hun, tum kaisi ho aur kon sa mahina chal rha hai?

Mother: bas allah ka karam hai, 4 mahina chal rha hai…. ao betyho!!

Zaibun: bethne ki baat chhoro, men tumhe ik zabardast baat batati hun

Mother: kya?

Zaibun: tumhe pata hai shagtfuat ki bahu bhag gayi kisi aur k sath!!!

Mother: hoo haye!!!yeh kab hua, oo kiske sath bhag gayi, wese uske chal chalan bi thek ni the.

Zaibun: aur tujhe pata hai kya hua???

Zaibun: Farzana ki bahu jahaiz men kuch ni layi aur apne mard par aisa jadu kia hai, aisa jadu kia hai k na
puchho, woh apni maa ki sunta he ni hai. Bilkul apne kabu men kia hua hai us churail ne. apni ungli pe
nachati hai use.

Mother: aj kal ki larkion ko kya hogaya hai?

zaibun: tu aur sun!!!

rukayya ne apnay bhai se phir jhagra karlia aur apna hissa mang rahi hai..par mujhe ni lagta use
kuch milega.

Mother: men tu apne beton ki shadi khandan men he karungi, aj kal ka zamana buhat kharab hai!!!!

Zaibun: behen…….. soch samajh k karna aj kal khandan men bi baray maslay hain!!
Dada: tum aurton k yehi kama hain, k bas peeth peeche dusro ki burayan karna. Kabhi apne baray men
bi socha karo!!

Mother: chal usko chhor yeh tv dekh!!! Kal he naya lia hai, buhat acha chala hai. Star plus ka maza he
kuch aur hai is tv per.

Zaibun: isse chhota tv shagufta k pass bi tu hai!! par usme who maza nai, par yeh tu buhat acha lag raha
hai..acha tu yeh tv tunay meri wali comeetee se lia hai??

Mother: nahin zaibun…uski tu Ibrahim ne zid karke bike leli….yeh tu unho ne apne passion se lia hai.
Puray 18,000 diye hain iske.

Zaibun: aray apne chhote bête ki suna, woh kya karraha hai?

Mother: who lafanaga….! Bari mushkilon se matric pass karke ab kalij men dakhla lia hai, naam tu mujhe
nahin pata..par maheene ki fees 4000 hai 4000!!! Lekin parhta bilkul nai hai….khabees par acting ka
bhoot sawar hai!! Aur uska awara dost mohsin, who tu uski jaan he ni chhorta.

Mother: aur zaibun koi khabar tu suna muhalley ki..

Zaibun: mene suna hai k tera bara beta ishq k chakkar men parhgaya hai, koi kaam waam ni karta?

Mother: kambakht mari! Tere bete k sath aisa ho, yeh konsi kalmoohi keh rahi hai? Uska naam bta zara?
Mera bara beta tu apne baap k saath jata hai kaam kaqrta hai, puri doodh ki dukaan sambhali hui hai!!

Zaibun: chalo men ab chalti hun mujhe khana bi pakana hai

Mother: han mera bi star plus par drama lagne wala hai

Zaibun: Allah Hafiz

(zaibun leaves, after few seconds, Ibrahim comes in)

Ibrahim: assalamaoalaikum ma,

Mother: walekumassalam, kaisa raha aj ka din colg men?

Ibrahim: buhat dhassu din raha!! Aj mujhe colg play men hero ka role milgaya

Mother: gari sai chal rahi hai teri?

Ibrahmi: han ma..nayi bike hai, achi he chalegi!! Bilkul hrithik lagta hun chalate waqt.

Mother: tu aur tera bolliwood…!!!!!

Mother: tu itni jaldi main kyon hai, roti ni khayega?

Ibrahim: nai ma..bahar film dekhne jaraha hun..mohsin ata hoga.

Mother: khabees insan khana tu khata ja..is tarah kamzor hojayega.

Ibrahim: maa mujhe kcuh ni hoga…men tu hero hun

Mother: aur who khabees awara teri kab jaan chhorega? Bigaar k rakhdia hai kanjer ne mere bête ko!!

Ibrahim:Ma..!!! mere dost ko gali na do!!

Mother: tu aur tera lafanga dost, men tu tang agayi hun tum dono se!

Mother: acha mera bacha kuch tu khalay

Ibrahim: ma bahar se khalunga na!!! men sham tak ajaona!!

Mother: sam tak ajana, aur raat ka khana sath kahyenge!!

Ibrahim: theek hai na

Scene # 2

Ramzan: abba jaan itna doodh mangwaya tha baray se!!!

Father: acha kia beta!! Par itne dodh men pura hojayega??

Ramzan: abba pani tu hai na!! sab ko pura kardenge!!!

Father: shabash mere bête!! Too tu achi tarah samjh aya hai kaam ko!!

(now ramzan calls to a delivery boy)

Ramzan: oh kanjar!! Abhi tak puhancha kyon nai dukaan par?? Aur munir sahab k ghar doddh kyon ni
puhanchaya abi tak? Unka fone aaya hai mujhe!!!

Ramzan: jaldi wahan marr aur kutte ki nasal agar 10 min k andar dukan par na puhancha t uteri khair ni!!

Ramzan: abba men is kanjar k bachey se tang agaya hun...

Ramzan: ik tu Ibrahim bi dukaan par ni ata!!

Father: beta tu sambhallta hai is kaam ko..dafa kar us ko agar kaam ni karta

Ramzan: bas theek hai abba ab kuch aisa he karta hun.

Father: yahan se farig hokar apne dada jan k liye ik kaan ka aala bi lena hai..unka purana wala kharab
hogaya hai

Father: hum log bolte kuch hain aur who samjhte kuch hain!!

Ramzan: theek hai abba jaan lejaonga!! Pehle yahan k kaam tu khatam karlun!!
(delivery boy comes on)

Ramzan: agaya kutte!!!

Ramzan: kahan margaya tha itni daer se?? tujhe pata ni hai kitna kaam hota hai dukaan par!!

Delivery Boy: sir jee gari ka tyre puncture hogaya tha!! Agay khayal karunga!!

Ramzan: ab dafa hoja aur pateele sambhal!!

Scene # 3

Ibrahim: aur dada ji kaise hain ap?

Dada: Hain?? Kya kaha?? Kiske hain ap?!? Badtameez larke!!

Ibrahim: nahin dada, mene kaha kaise hain ap!!!(shouting)

Dada: theek hun!! Tera colg kaise jaraha hai??

Ibrahim: thek jaraha hai

Dada: chhor parhai warhai!!! Apne baap k sath ja aur uska hath bata!!

Ibrahim: dada who bi karlunga!! Tension na len ramzan bhai hain na!!!

Dada: who kya karega!! Use tu ik kaam ni hota puri tarah, tumhe bi hona chaye wahan!!!

(Ramzan comes in)

Ramzan: assalamoaliukm

Saray: walekumassalam

Ramzan: yeh dada ji apke liye naya kaan ka aala!! Isse apko sahi sunayi dega!!

Dada: shukriya beta, too tu mera sabse acha beta hai!!

Mother: tumhare abba kahan hain???

Ramzna: who bi arahe hai..men dukan se pehle nikal gaya tha aala lene!! Yeh lo agaye!!

Father: salam alekum

Saray: walekum assalam

Mother: ajayen saray hath munh dhokar, khana laggaya hai

(dining table)
Mother: aj kal light buhat jarahi hai, mujhe star plus dekhne men buhat mushkil hojati hai, mere saray
dramy he nikal jatay hain..ik ups he lagwaden!!!

Father: is maheene kharcha buhat hogaya hai, aisi cheezon ka naam bi mat lena!!

(after few seconds)

Ramzan: colg kaisa jaraha hai tera?

Ibrahim: thek jarah ai, bas thori mushkil horahi hai!!

Ramzan: tu kin kamon men parhgaya hai, parhai chhor, dukan par aa!!

Dada: men bi isse yehi keh raha tha!!

Ibrahim: men dukan pe nai ana chahta, men actor banna chahta hun aur abba ji mujhe 500 rs deden,
mujhe apne colg k play k liye lkapre lene hain!!

Father: khabees insan!!! Tumne aisa soch bi kaise liya?? Mar khayega agar agay aise kaha tu!!!

Ibrahim: par ismen bura kya hai?

Father: bura?? Men apne bête ko bhand ya kanjar bante hue ni dekhsakta!!! Khandan walay kya
kahenge???

Father: tumhe agar yahan rehna hai tu insan ka bacha ban k rehna hoga aur meri marzi se kaam karna
hoga!!!

Father: tu parhai chhor aur mere sath dukan par aa!!

Ibrahim: men dukan pe har giz aonga!!!

Father: tu phir dafa hoja yahan se!!

(Ibrahim stands and leaves)

Mother: ruk jaa beta!!

Ibrahim: nahin ma!!! Ab men star ban k he lotunga!!!