10. APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
09. BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Sieze Industry Control 08. CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly 07. COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 06. IBM - I Blame Microsoft 05. MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs 04. OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too 03. PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Ma th 02. WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 01. WWW - World Wide Wait !