A mother and a baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, Mom, why h

ave I got these huge three-toed feet?

The mother replies, Well, son, when we trek across the desert, your toes will he
lp you to stay on top of the soft sand.
A few minutes later, the young camel asks, Mom, why have I got these long eye l
ashes?
They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert
.
Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?
They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we
can go without drinking for long periods.
So, we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand o
ut of our eyes and these humps to save water.
Yes, dear.
So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?
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An Israeli doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidne
y out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six wee
ks.
A German doctor said, That s nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one pers
on, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Russian doctor said, In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a
heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work i
n two weeks.
The American doctor not to be outdone, said, You guys are all way behind. In my c
ountry we have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the ki
tchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white ha
ir
sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hair white
, Mom? Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl thought about thi
s revelation for while and then said, Momma, how come all of grandma s hairs are wh
ite?