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    The doctor tells a patient they are very sick and ugly. When asked for a second opinion, the doctor confirms they are also ugly. A man visits the doctor, complaining that everything hurts when he touches it. When the man touches different body parts, he experiences pain. The doctor determines the man broke his finger. A patient tells the doctor nobody listens to them, but the doctor says "Next please!" without paying attention. A person mistakes a girl in jeans and short hair for a boy. When corrected that it's her daughter, the person then mistakes the parent speaking as the father, but is told it's actually the mother. A girl is unhappy to learn she has to return to

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    The doctor tells a patient they are very sick and ugly. When asked for a second opinion, the doctor confirms they are also ugly. A man visits the doctor, complaining that everything hurts when he touches it. When the man touches different body parts, he experiences pain. The doctor determines the man broke his finger. A patient tells the doctor nobody listens to them, but the doctor says "Next please!" without paying attention. A person mistakes a girl in jeans and short hair for a boy. When corrected that it's her daughter, the person then mistakes the parent speaking as the father, but is told it's actually the mother. A girl is unhappy to learn she has to return to

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    The doctor tells a patient they are very sick and ugly. When asked for a second opinion, the doctor confirms they are also ugly. A man visits the doctor, complaining that everything hurts when he touches it. When the man touches different body parts, he experiences pain. The doctor determines the man broke his finger. A patient tells the doctor nobody listens to them, but the doctor says "Next please!" without paying attention. A person mistakes a girl in jeans and short hair for a boy. When corrected that it's her daughter, the person then mistakes the parent speaking as the father, but is told it's actually the mother. A girl is unhappy to learn she has to return to

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    The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'

    The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'


    The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
    --
    A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
    The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
    The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really,
    really hurts."
    The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
    --
    Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
    Doctor: Next please!
    --
    A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
    B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
    B: I'm not. I'm her mother
    --
    Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
    Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
    --
    Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
    Little Johnny: But I asked first!
    --
    PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
    TEACHER:" Of course not."
    PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
    --
    Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
    Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
    --
    The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
    The student: I walk. You walk ....
    The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
    The student: I run. You run ...
    --
    Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
    God said to man --- So that you will love them.
    Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
    God said to man --- So that they will love you.
    --
    Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
    Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.
    --
    A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
    The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
    The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
    The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
    The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
    --
    Two cows are standing in a field.
    One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
    The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
    --

    Moods and Feelings

    Extremely Happy, Extremely sad, Very angry, in loved, Energetic, Sleepy, Loud, Worried, Bored, Surprised
    Rubric

    RUBRIC – Presentations on JOKES –


    Ner T.Mark Pronun. Fluency Final
    NAME
    (50%) (25%) (25%) Mark
    1 Scarlett 70 68 70 70
    2 Sayen 70 70 68 70
    3 Pamela 70 70 70 70
    4 Camilo 70 70 70 70
    5 Aylin 70 68 70 70
    6 Keren 70 68 68 69
    7 Patricia 70 68 70 70
    8 Estefanía 70 67 68 69
    9 Francisco 55 59 60 57
    10 Malen 70 70 70 70
    11 Daniela 70 68 70 70
    12 Gabriela 70 68 70 70
    13 Rocio 70 68 70 70
    14 Angel 70 70 70 70
    15 Gabriel 70 70 68 70
    16 Tadashi 70 70 70 70
    17 Matías 70 70 70 70
    18 Felipe 70 70 70 70
    19 Leandra 70 68 68 69
    20 Cristian F. 70 68 70 70
    21 Francisca 70 68 70 70
    22 Lissa 70 68 70 70
    23 Ma. Fda 50 60 55 56
    24 Gonzalo 70 70 70 70
    25 Cristian A. 70 70 68 70
    26 Fabiola 70 70 68 70
    27 Katherina 70 68 70 70
    28 Nicolás 70 68 70 70
    29 Eduardo 70 68 70 70
    30 Natalia 70 67 68 69
    31 Javier 60 65 68 63

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