Last night in bed it was so hot I had to sleep with the duvet between my legs just

to stop them sticking; seriously, it was like trying to prise open a grilled cheese
sandwich.

Speaking of all things cheesy (though thankfully nothing to do with what is going on
in between my legs thank you) I have started a new diet. Basically I will try not to
eat anything until I can successfully emulate an Ethiopian and make my fortune
modeling for National Geographic in my dream home of a mud hut. I want to lose
about 3 stone and on Monday I weighed 14st 4lbs so yes I am trying to go from
beached whale to svelte sexy young man.