2. You can’t wear a fake mustache In Alabama It that causes laughter in church 3. In Alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. 4. In Alaska It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. 5. In Arizona there is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. 6. You may not have more than two dildos in a house in Arizona 7. In Arkansas alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. 8. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month in Arkansas 9. In California a vehicle without a driver may not exceed 60 miles per hour 10. Bathhouses are against the law in California 11. In Colorado no liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. 12. Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday in Colorado 13. In Connecticut you can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. 14. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades in Connecticut 15. In Delaware It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless you are carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. 16. R rated movies may not be shown in drive in movie theatres in Delaware 17. In Florida It is illegal to sell your children 18. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal 19. In Georgia donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs 20. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday in Georgia 21. In Hawaii you can be fined if you don’t own a boat 22. You are not allowed to put coins in your ears in Hawaii 23. In Idaho it is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. 24. You may not fish from a camel’s back in Idaho 25. In Illinois you may be arrested if you don’t have a dollar bill on you 26. You may not speak English in Illinois, instead you must speak American 27. In Indiana The value of Pi is 3 28. In Indiana smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session 29. In Iowa if you are a man you may never kiss a woman in public if you have a mustache 30. One-armed piano players must perform for free in Iowa 31. In Kansas If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. 32. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights in Kansas 33. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. 34. You may not fish you a bow and arrow in Kentucky 35. It is illegal to gargle in public places in Louisiana 36.