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    This document contains a list of 96 insults that would be considered extremely offensive by dwarf standards, as indicated by those marked with an asterisk. The insults cover a wide variety of topics targeting appearance, habits, lineage, skills and more. Many reference unclean or uncivilized behaviors that dwarves would find repugnant such as drooling, nose picking, lice or mucus. Others mock dwarf pride points like beards, crafting abilities, clan affiliation and more. Use of these insults could easily provoke a physical confrontation.

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    This document contains a list of 96 insults that would be considered extremely offensive by dwarf standards, as indicated by those marked with an asterisk. The insults cover a wide variety of topics targeting appearance, habits, lineage, skills and more. Many reference unclean or uncivilized behaviors that dwarves would find repugnant such as drooling, nose picking, lice or mucus. Others mock dwarf pride points like beards, crafting abilities, clan affiliation and more. Use of these insults could easily provoke a physical confrontation.

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    Dwarf Insults

    Uploaded by

    redvampire7
    This document contains a list of 96 insults that would be considered extremely offensive by dwarf standards, as indicated by those marked with an asterisk. The insults cover a wide variety of topics targeting appearance, habits, lineage, skills and more. Many reference unclean or uncivilized behaviors that dwarves would find repugnant such as drooling, nose picking, lice or mucus. Others mock dwarf pride points like beards, crafting abilities, clan affiliation and more. Use of these insults could easily provoke a physical confrontation.

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    01-04 incompetent anvil-dropping halfling's-armpit

    05-08 stinking lily-livered snotling-fondler*


    09-12 perfumed* willow-waisted* lump of antracite
    13-16 cantankerous cave-slinking sissy*
    17-20 drooling pointy-earned* goblin/orc/troll-friend*
    21-24 beardless* fish-catching pixie*
    25-28 hidebound toe-biting cave-in
    29-32 gibbering nib-chewing troll-barf*
    33-36 repugnant poetry-reading* thumb-basher
    37-40 babbling rat-eaten gas spore
    41-44 nitpicking porridge-eating pestie
    45-48 clanless* ballet-dancing* sewer rat
    49-52 pompous axe-breaking crybaby*
    53-56 dangling nose-picking puke-for-brains
    57-60 slothful lice-ridden rockrunt
    61-64 hideous tree-climbing* stench kow
    65-68 tentacled hanky-waving* bat-dropping
    69-72 warty adle-pated smudge-rubber
    73-76 dainty* lantern-lugging oathbreaker*
    77-80 witless elf-kissing* tunnel worm
    81-84 craftless two-faced rust-bucket
    85-88 rickety mucus-oozing goblin/orc/troll-spawn*
    89-92 girly beard-shaving* cave gherkin
    93-96 corroded milk-drinking fossil
    97-00 moth-eaten tool-snatching stalactite

    Insults marked with an * are so exceptionally vile (to a dwarf) as to be considered fighting talk.
    d fighting talk.

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