Let’s see if Christy can shut up for 5 fucking minutes.

Start with "I got hand raped" version of his song.

Hand raped by a gay Burt Reynolds, I’ll tell Bolton to tone down the disguise next time

Knock knock. [Who’s there] you look like jimmy kimmel

Moving to Chicago, careful. Kathy says there are a lot of the black people there.

Big black following, since RFC is one letter off from KFC.

First Andy Merck left, now Robert is leaving. This leaves stas and me as the only two gay comics left.

andy bolton

andy, congratulations on finally being out-creeped by a member of your rec-league team at

comedysportz. he's on a team with a kid named jake schwingshakl who makes andy bolton look like the
pope, but without the child molesting and rape babies. with the child molesting and rape babies, the
pope is just andy bolton in a funny hat.

damon millard

i dont see damon millard around, can someone check to see if hes running around under the tables?

I can always tell when a news story or interview on fox 6 was shot by damon, because i'm always staring
at crotches

loretta

you dirty gutter slut. you foul, make-up caked, rat haired, cockroaches in your vagina, bitch.

you've smoked 3 packs a day for 45 years and still don't have lung cancer. the only thing i can think of, is
that when you take the loads of all those filthy unwashed truckers every day you are so stupid you
inhale the cum instead of swallowing it and it has given you some sort of anti-cancer coating in your
lungs. my advice to everyone is to stand back when she coughs up phlegm, because that isn't phlegm.

BUT SERIOUSLY

I've learned a lot from watching you perform. You have a stage presence that oozes confidence. Every
step you take on stage seems deliberate, and every gesture appears to have meaning behind it. When
you try a new joke, and it doesn't quite work, it doesn't matter because your confidence carries so much
weight. If you were the one that had stood up here and preached about black people and spina bifida, I
would have already donated all my money to retarded babies and the KKK.