WELCOME TO THE PAPAL KING

by Thomas Anon

Hark! the herald-admen sing

Welcome to the papal king,
Pomp on earth, with manner mild,
God and Mammon reconciled.
Joyful, mental cripples, rise,
Join castrati in the skies;
To the media host's refrain,
John Paul's on the road again.

Hark! the herald admen sing

Welcome to the papal king.

Pope, by trinket firms adored,

Pope, the eversmiling fraud,
Centre-screen behold Him beam,
Offspring of a Curia scheme!
Veiled in white the Mafia see;
Hail the New Right conspiracy!
Pleased as man with men to dwell,
John Paul, the inscrutable.

Hark! the herald-admen sing

Welcome to the papal king.

Mild, he lets Marcinkus swank

In the vaults of Vatican Bank;
Born,to bless each neo-Nazi
And delight in paparazzi.
Hail the Hun-born prince of Rome!
Hail the Sun of Harvest Home:
Peter's Pence from all he wrings,
Billions to the Church he brings.

Hark! the herald admen sing

Welcome to the papal king.