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Baseball Facts With Ryan Barton
Baseball Facts With Ryan Barton
Episode 1-01
Announcer: Today’s show is brought to you by [MY D**K] The brand new Shake-
Ryan: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will be talking about the coreolis
Ryan: The Cardinal’s slump has put them four games back in the NL Central, and in
[Cut to Commercial]
Ryan: Wait we have here a little-league baseball player named [MY D**K] Jimmy Jones
Jr. Jimmy has four hits and seven catches in his career. Jimmy come on down
Ryan: So you are a left handed pitcher who has been affective because of the coreolis
effect?
Announcer: Well that’s all we have of [MY D**K] today, tune in next week, but not
really.