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Banta: Is this dog faithful ? Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so
faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
4) A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take
A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take
good
Banta: To do suicide.
8) Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years
old.
11) Laloo's Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
12) Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi.
Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.
Student: HIJKLMNO.