Professional Documents
Culture Documents
$1520 Tackle Box
$1520 Tackle Box
By Madison King
Ok today we had a couple in court arguing over a hunting vest and a tackle box. I have a
question is the $380 an hour attorney’s fee worth it. You can go out and buy a new
hunting vest and tackle box from Wal-Mart. Or is the idea of sticking it to your ex worth
four hours worth of fees in court. A quick trip to the sporting goods store or $1,520 if you
don’t win your case. You be the judge.
HUSBAND: I went to her home four times with police escort to pick up my things….
HUSBAND: Shut up you wouldn’t know a lie if it slapped you in the face, anyway Your
Honor as I was saying I went to pick up my vest and tackle box and I have reason to
believe she is hiding it.
COURT: When did you come to the conclusion she was hiding it on the first or the fourth
visit.
HUSBANDS ATTORNEY: Your Honor we are just asking that the items be replaced at
the current value
HUSBAND: You know what stop playing games, and give me my damn equipment. I
hope you don’t think your new man is going to be using my hard earned equipment.
WIFE: Honey please my new man. does not need any equipment to finish his job.