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Cinema Tamil Joke

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.


Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!

Tamil Funny Joke


Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,
Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.

Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke


Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu
saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru

Kadhal Tamil Joke


January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

Friendship Vs. Kadhal Tamil Joke


What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.? 
Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand! 
Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand..!

Tamil Exam SMS Joke


exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum 
nalla irundhadha 
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!

Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal


Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai, 
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .

This is Tamil Comedy Joke


Super Punch: 
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.. 
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra 
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha 
sarithirame illay.
Student Teacher Tamil Joke
Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! 
rendavathu masam Febuary! 
Pathavathu masam enna? 
Student: Delivary teacher.

Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke


Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!

Santa Banta Tamil Joke


One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know
why? 
Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film.

Husband and Wife Tamil Joke


Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? 
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Tamil Joke about Drinking


Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? 
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

Tamil Kadhal SMS Kavithai


Heartbeat Egurum...
Vaarthai Ellam Kularum...
Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu
Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmentu!

Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke


Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.

Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love


Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!

Pirivu
nee pirithu senta antha nodi,
pirivin kodumayai nan unarthan.
Submitted by sumith on 24-Sep-2009

Pirivu and Miss You


Andru kaneer kuda sugamanathu,
tudaika nee irunthathal,
Indru sirippu kuda vethanai'yanathu,
sernthu sirikka nee illathathal.
Submitted by Mythili on 15-Sep-2009

Kathal Sogam
Udalil uyir irundhum,
pinamaga alaigirane,
en arugil ne illadhathal.
Submitted by saran on 14-Sep-2009

Sukam (Miss You)


Kaathiruppathu sukam thanea.
Kaathali varuval entral!!!
Submitted by -JiNa - on 08-Sep-2009

Natpu Miss u sms


MY
MY
MY
MY
Dear Friend
I "Miss" ur "Face"
I "Miss" ur "Voice"
I "Miss" ur "Smile"
$But$
I Will Never Miss your "FRIENDSHIP".

Submitted by #M#E#E#N#A on 07-Sep-2009

unnai ethir paarkirean


unnai ethiril paarkka mudiyavillai endrallumm,
uyir ullavarai ethir paarthu kondu irupean.
I miss u my love...
Submitted by Mohan Raj on 07-Sep-2009

Pirivu
Veyil Kaalathilum,
Mazhai Vanthathu
Un Pirivaal
En Kangalil.
-YUVA
Submitted by Yuva on 05-Sep-2009

KAVITHAI
NEE THEDUM POTHU UN ARUGIL NANN ILLAMAL POGALAM,
Aanal 'NEE NINAIKKUM POTHU UN MANASELLAM NAAN IRUPPEAN'.
Submitted by NITHI on 05-Sep-2009

Missing You
naan virumbiya anaithum 
miga tholaivileaye ullana
andru nilavu,
indru nee.
Submitted by angel on 04-Sep-2009

Cute Miss you SMS


Doctor sollittaaru,
En heart vedikka pogudham.
Pulaikka orae vali thanam.
I.C.U or U.C.ME

Super Cute Kavithai


En Kanneeruku Than ithanai Vetkam?
Nee Vilagi sendra piragu Than Etti paarkirahu.
Submitted by moorthy on 01-Sep-2009

Miss You
Marakka Mudiyala
Yellam therintha unakku ennai ninaikka theriyala? 
Ethuvum theriyatha enakku unnai marakkamutiyala.
Submitted by gayathri on 30-Aug-2009

Love and Miss You


"kan semataamal unnai parka aasaipataen,
aanal,
ippozuthu kan simattum neramaavathu unnai parka aasaipadukeraen"
Submitted by mani.c on 27-Aug-2009

Pirivu
Aayiram adi thondinaalum kidaikaadha thanneer,
Oru adi aval ennai vittu nagarnthathum,
uruvaanathu en kannil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

I Miss You
Ninnaikka neram illadha idhayathukkul,
Marakka neram illadha idhayam,
Sollum oru vaarthai:
I MISS U SO MUCH
Submitted by ANANDHAN BHUVANA on 24-Aug-2009

Tamil Miss you Message


Rojavin meedhu iruppadhu panithuli alla,
roja than chediyai vittu pirikinroma endru ninaithu vidum kanneer thulikal.
Submitted by sarvina on 21-Aug-2009

Sad Miss You SMS


Malarai pirintha chediyin kanneerai,
ilai mattume ariyum.
Unnai pirintha iravugalai,
en thalaianai mattume ariyum.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009

Miss you SMS


Ninaikka maranthaalum,
Marakka Ninaikkathe!
Submitted by anonymous on 21-Aug-2009

Missing you Chellam


Kannil thookam illai,
Vaalkaiyil santhosam illai,
Manathil nimmathi illai,
Karanam nee enn pakkathil illayada chellam.
Submitted by depika on 19-Aug-2009

Kathal Miss You SMS


Missing and thinking of u every second, 
Unn oruthanu'kkagave vaala thudikkum jeevan.
Maranthal madiven,
Pirinthal puthaiven bhoomikkul.
Submitted by KAVI on 19-Aug-2009

I miss u
Unnai 'ethiril' partha natkalai vida,
'ethir' partha natkalae athigam.
Innum unnai naan 'ethir' parkirean,
'ethiril' parka.
Submitted by Raja on 14-Aug-2009

Feelings Kavithai SMS 


"kaalangal Kadanthu pogum Nerathil Nan kanneerodu Thirumbi parkiren
nam palagiya natkal meendum varuma yendru".... Gud nyt..my dear... 

Missing Kathali Kavithai SMS 


En kaathal sediku 
kavithai ootri valarthean 
marathupoanathu aval ithayam!.. 
marakaamal poanathu 
aval ninaivu! 
Submitted by Mugilan.R on 05-Nov-2009

pirivu 
ninaivugal erukkum varai? 
pirivugal nirantharamillai. 
Submitted by gayathri.b.com on 02-Nov-2009

Thavikkirean 
"Ennudan nee thinam thinam pesiyapothu 
theriyavillai un kuralin inimai, 
Ippothu un kuralai keakka kaththirukkurean. Eppothu ennudan paesap
pogirai....." 
Submitted by Kailasharchana on 08-Oct-2009

miss u chellam 
printhu par therium antha privin vethanai,vali. 
Submitted by nebula on 04-Oct-2009

Tamil SMS Kavithai


anbe! un vaarthaigalai vida,
un mouname sugamaanathu.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009
Love Kavithai SMS
Anru aval kaipidikka ennai vittaaye,
inru aval kaivitta piragu-un,
kaiyai thaangi pidithathu naanethaan.
By
Sigaret
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

LiFe
Oru Uyir Thudikum Poluthu,
Yarum Gavanikaamal Irupargal.
Aanal Nindra Pin Yellarum Thudipargal.
That Is Life.
Submitted by naNdInI@FrIeNdlY GiRl on 20-Aug-2009

Valkai Kavithai
Vaalkai ippadithan irukkanum endru ninaippadai vida,
Eppadi irundhalum vaalanum.
Submitted by RAJ on 07-Aug-2009

Best Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS


“Unmaiyaana anbukku mattumey
un kanneer thulligal theriyum.”.
“nee mazhaiyil nanaindhu kondey azhudhaalum kooda”..

Kadhal Tamil Love Kavithai


Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai

Kadhal Kavithai
Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil 
Irupathai Vida, 
Kathalika Therintha 
Aanin Kallarayil 
Irupathu Melanathu…

SMS Romantic Message


Ennodu nee irukum pothu,
Kangalai naan imaikka maaten.
Yaen Theriyuma?
naan Kangalai moodum andha nerathil,
en mobile-a ataya poturuva
Unna pathi therium…

Super Tamil SMS Kavithai


“Uyirudan oppida mudiyavillai unnai”
Yean, yendral
“uyirum oru nal pirinthuvidum enbathal”

Kadhal SMS Kavithai


“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai” 
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai” 
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”

Sogamana Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS


Pesum vaarthai vida pesaatha mounathirku adigam artham undu! 
Pesum vaarthai ellorkum purium aanal 
mounam unnai nesipavarkaluku mattum than purium.! Good nite…

Best of All Tamil Haiku Kavithai


Naesikkum Uravugal Pirinthu Sendralum… 
Nesittha Ninaivugal Endrum Nilaithirukkum… 
Thats Life..!

Funny Tamil Kavithai


Un peyarai Ketta piraguthan Therinthu konden, 
Un petrorkkum Kavithai ezhutha Therium endru…! 
by manasatchiye illamal poi sollvor sangam.

Kadhal SMS Kavidhai


Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum

Infactuation Love SMS Message in Tamil


Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
Thodarven Enrum…
I Love You

Love Failure Tamil SMS Kavithai


Unnai naan en kangalil vaikavillai, 
En idhayathil vaithu irukiren. 
Aanal neeyo, Idhayathil irundhukondu 
Kangalil kanneerai vara vaikiraay.!

Beautiful Valzhkai Thathuvam Tamil Kavithai


Vidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru.... 
Valkaiyum Appadi thaan.... 
Mudiyum varai therivathillai.... 
Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.

1 line Short Tamil kavithai Nee Ennavalai Kadanthu Varuvathaal'than


Naan Unnai Swasikkiren..!

Love Failure Tamil Kavithai


Aval En Kangalukkul Vanthu Konduthan Irukkiraal…
Kanavugalaaga Alla.! Kanneeraga..!

Thathuvam Kavithai
Unnai sirikka vaikum ithayathai nampathe
Unnai sinthikka vaikum ithayathai nambu
Unathu valkai enrum olimayamai irukum...!

Alagana Tamil Kavidhai


Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan,
Karuppu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan,
Vannangalil illai vazhkai,
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai.

Mokkai SMS Kadi


Katcheri nadatha mudiyadha Sabha edhu?
Loksabha.

Police Thirudan Joke


Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu
vachu'ttomae.
Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam
paarthu'kkalam.

Protocal Mismatch
In interview:
Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is


"GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different
can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of
luck and looking ahead to work with you.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Tamil kadi joke


Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
.
.
.
.
"N1"... 
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu. 
Submitted by victor on 17-Aug-2009

Chinna Kadi Joke


Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu.
Singham engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu.
Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?

Failure Kathal Joke


Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga.

Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru?

Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.
Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu
aaguma?

Tamil Kadi Joke


Birds yellam yen veli natla irundhu inga parandhu varuthu theriyuma?
?
?
Yen?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because nadanthu vantha late aagum: Athaan.
Submitted by s.manickam on 3-August-2009

Tamil Kadi Joke


Do things differently
Do different things from others
Act on your own thought
Dont follow the rules
Then only,
you will get free berth in Keelpakkam

Idhu Oru Sema Kadi Tamil Joke


A Rat came to a house
and ate all the fruits
and went away, 
but left just One fruit.
What was the name of that fruit?
”ELE-MICHCHAM PAZHAM”.

Tamil Kadi SMS Joke


Q: Which liquid becomes a solid on heating?
A: Idli Maavu

Mega Tamil Blade and Kadi Tamil Joke


An aptitude question from Mannar and Co..

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Q: Whose Signature is this?
A: Yeazhu-malai
Night fulla ukkandhu yosikkaraangala?

Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke


NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.?
PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
NAATTAAMAI : enraa.???
PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…

Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke


Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’? 
Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . .
Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.!
Student: Same here

Principal Student College Tamil Joke


Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga
Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga

Mokkai Insult SMS


Unnai

Paarkka

Thudikkum

Kangalukku

Eppadi

Solvaen

Nee 

Vasikkum

"ZOO" indru Leave endru?

Best Tamil SMS Teaser


Oru maalai ila veyil neram, 
kaaya potta en jatti'yai kaanum
Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen, 
kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.
Tamil SMS Joke
Kambi 1, kambi 2, kambi 3, kambi 4, kambi 5, kambi 6, kambi 7, kambi... 
eppadi plan panni ungala kambi enna vachaen paartheeengala?

Funny Tamil Teaser


This is another Tamil Joke SMS; use this to "kalaichify" your friends:
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;
Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?

Funny Tamil Good Morning SMS


Kaalayum Neeyae, Maalayum Neeyae
Iravum Neeyae, Pagalum Neeyae,
Oliyum neeyae, irulum neeyae,
Vidingirichi Naayae, Elundhiri Paeyae!!!

Another Funny Tamil SMS Joke


Nethu unga photo paarthanae..
Alagana kannu, alagaan mookku, alagana kaadhu
Ellam ok.... athenna dialogue...
"ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM", unmayava? sollavae illa.

Tamil SMS Teaser


kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

Joke
Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..

Good SMS Joke


Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
SMS Teaser
Today is World MOBILE DAY
So unga Mobile’a open
panni battery’a kazhati
Mobile’a soap pottu
kazhuvi
SIM cardla kungumam
vaitchuttu
Sollunga
GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,.

Nice Tamil SMS


Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…

Nayyandi SMS Joke


Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa
Padaathinga.. 
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga! 
En Velai Mudinjuthu.

Lollu SMS Joke


Current pona Ellarum Torch edupanga, 
Candle edupanga, Match box edupanga..
Nee mattum yen Chellam 
unga appa pocketla irunthu kaasa edukura? 
THAPPU MATHAPPU...

Nakkal SMS Joke


0.1% mattum unnoda kovam venum
50% unnoda help venum 
90% unnoda sms venum
99% unnoda natpum venum
100% Unnoda girlfriends phone number venum.

SMS Tamil meaning


Meaning of SMS:
S-Singam Anuppi
M-Monkey Padikira
S-Small File
Enna Paakkura?
Yaarukavadhu Forward Panni Neeyum Singam'a Maaridu!
College Tamil Joke
Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. 
Love illanna life waste. 
Moon illana sky waste. 
Chellam Nee illana ....
Zoo waste!....

Kaadhal
Kal thadukki vilunthathillai,
un kan thadukki vilunthuvitten... kaadhalil.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Kathal
Oru ponnu kidaikalenu feel pandravan ampalai kitaiyathu,
namala miss panitanu anda ponna feel panna vaikiravan than ampala.
Submitted by mathi from palani on 24-Aug-2009

Kadhal parvai
Unnai kaanum en kangalukku kooda theriyavillai, unnai kanpathu kanava
illai nenaiva endru:
yean endral endrum ne,
en kanmun erupathal!
Submitted by stellarathin on 19-Aug-2009

Beautiful Tamil Kavithai


Malaiyin Mudivu Mannill!
Nathiyin Mudivu Kadalil!
Katturiyin Mudivu?
Athuve Nam Kathal!
Submitted by Submitted by Nandhu 19-August-2009 on 19-Aug-2009

Pirivu
Tholaivil irundhu PAASAM kaata vendam.
NEE Arugil irundhu sandai podu pothum,
my dear chellam.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

kadal sms
uravha irunthal endro maranthirupen
uyirodu alava kalanthuvittai 
eppati marapathu unnai?
Submitted by freshnimooventhan on 19-Aug-2009
Kadhal
Irundal inikkum,
illai endral kasakkum.
idhu illai endral,
valkai uppu sappai.
Submitted by Dinesh K on 16-Aug-2009

Un Idhayathi Noakki
Suriyanaai nee irundhalum,
Bhoomiyaga unnai sutri varuvaen,
Nee ennai suttu erikkum varai.
Submitted by SATHISH on 14-Aug-2009

Manasu
kathali manasu nilavu pola,
avan ninaivugal valarum theiyum orunal marainthe pogum.
aanal kathalan manasu vaanam pola,
nelava kathaliyum aval nenaivugal natchathiram pola niraithu irukum.
Submitted by aravinth on 3-August-2009

PAA(R)VAI
Ennavale!
Kallaai Iruntha Ean
Idhayathil Paa(r)vai
Eannum Uliyai Koondu
Azhagiya Silaiyai
Vaditthathu Kalaikkagavaa Illai
Eanmethu Konda Kadhalukkagava?
Submitted by Anantha Kumar. T(SMG) on 3-August-2009

thevai ellamal
thedi kondirukiren
yen dhevadhaiyai
thevai ellamal 
unnmeethu kadhal...
Submitted by sujarun on 2-August-2009

paartha muthal naal


paartha muthal naal ninaivil illai.
paartha naal muthal ninaive illai.
Submitted by vishnavi on 1-August-2009

Kadhal Pirivu
un kangal ennum khandhathal
ennai katti izhuthai.
pinnar dhan therindadu
un idayam irumbendru.
Submitted by S.ABHISHEK on 1-August-2009

Kathal
aangallin kathal?
aayull varai.
penngallin kathal?
parents azhum varai.
Submitted by Dinesh (vallioor) on 31-July-2009

Nilal
Un pinnal Thirumbi Paar,
En Ninavugal Ellam Nilalaga,
Thodargirathu...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 31-July-2009

Kallarai Maranam Sad SMS


Maraname Vanthalu Unnai
Marakkatha Ithaiyam Vendum.
Jananam Onru Irunthal Athil
Niye Vendum Uravaga Alla,
Uyiraga...
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Kallarai
En Kallaraiyai Katta Oru 
Thuli Nir Thevaippattal
Un Kanneerai Kodu Appadi 
Tharuvathu Enral Un Kathali 
Enra Indhayathil Vaithu Kodu!
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Aangal Kathal
Manathai Parthu Varuvathu Than Kathal Engirirgal,
Pinbu Yen Mounamaga Irukkirirgal MUGATHTHAI Parththu.
Submitted by MuraliPrema on 30-July-2009

Kathal Sweet SMS


Intha Ulagil Nan Valibada Ethanai Theivangal Irunthalum,
Intha Ulagil Nan Olukathai Kadipidika Ethanai Mathangala Irunthalum,
Nan Kathalipatharku Intha Ulagil Nee Oruthi Than Irukindrai.
Submitted by Muthu kumar on 27-July-2009
Ettavathu athisayam
Ulaga adhisayam ealu,
anaal unnai partha pinbuthan therinthathu,
adhu ettu endru.
Submitted by kavthi kuppan on 30-July-2009

Romantic Love SMS in Tamil


En Ithayathil oonjal katti
dinamum Oonjal aadubavale,
Niruthi vidathe un aattathai,
Ninru vidum en ottam.

What is Kathal?
Operation illamal idayangal edammaarum idam!
Submitted by A. Sikkandhar on 11 May 2009.

Yaengum Manadhin Kavithai


Sollivida enni pala naal arugil varuven:
Undhan paarvai paarthadhum,
Adhu mattum podhum ena ninaithu vilagi viduven.
En manadhil ulladhu therindhum vilaiyaadum penne,
Nee etru kolvai endrey thodarkiren un nizhalai.
Thodarven enrum;
I LOVE YOU

Sad Tamil Love Kavithai


Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey:
Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithu viduval "thaniyaga" .

KADHAL SMS
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum thandanai. 
"KADHAL"

Sad Tamil Kadhal Kavithai


Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu,
varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, 
varaya theriyathavan Athistasaali.

Tamil Love SMS


Heart attackna enna theriyuma?
Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. 
Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. 
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku
ularnthu pogum. 
Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... 
"Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu 
un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, 
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Tamil Infactuation Kavithai


Kanngal paarvai'yai thirudina,
Udhadugal punnagaiyai thirudina,
Ennam varthaigalai thirudina,
Kavithaigal mozhiyai thirudina,
Anbe, ennai neeyum, unnai naanum,
Thirudi kondom.
Nam idhayangalai thirudiyadhu,
"Kadhal"

Manasu
Dhayavu seithu un viligalai thiranthu vidaathe,
un paarvai pattaal porkala'maagi'vidugirathu en manasu!
Submitted by s.saravanan on 26-Aug-2009

Tamil Love SMS


Kaathiruntha kangaluku kanavugalaga iruntha ninaivugal,
unmaiyai thonra un sirippu ivvulagirku
nijamakki iruntha kural.
Kan thudaikka kai edutha un pinju viralgal, enakku oru mayil iragu.
kan thirakka mudiyadha nerathil vazhi kattiya nee enakku oru vaazhkai.
Kannukku kannaga iruntha nee enakku oru kuzhandhai.
Ini en vaazhkai un ANBIL.
Submitted by MALLES on 25-Aug-2009

Kathal SMS
Kan dhaanam seigiren,
kidneyai dhaanamaaga tharugiren,
aanaal nee ennidam idhayam ketkiraai. 
"idhayam" vendumaanaal idhayathin sonthakaariyidam kel.
Submitted by s.saravanan on 21-Aug-2009

Deep Love SMS


Pirinthal thane servatharku,
nam pirivu irulum pagalum pola,
eppothum sernthe iruppom.
Submitted by anonymous on 21-Aug-2009
Love
Unnai Ninaikkatha antha nodi:
en maranam.
Submitted by K.Kathir on 20-Aug-2009

Kadhal
Nee paarkum pothu punnagai seiyum udadukalai vida,
nee paarkatha pothu kanneer sinthum kankalai nesi,
athuthan unmaiyana anbu.
Submitted by KAVI on 19-Aug-2009

UN ITHAYATHAI NOOKI
Malaikku aluva theriyum,
Aanal sirika theriyadhu!
Suriyankku erikka theriyum,
Aanaal anaikka theriyadhu!
Ennaku unnai ninaikka theriyum,
Aanaal marakka theriyathu.
Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-2009

Love Poem
Unmaiyaana anbu en pakathil irukkum bodhe,
Athu ennaku teriyavillai.
Indru ennai vittu dhoorama pogiratu endru theriyum bodhe,
adhigamaaga NESIKKIREN.
Submitted by JAYA on 19-Aug-2009

Kannukul Kavithai
Kannukul thooramaga irundhalum,
Nee yen nenjikul irukirai,
Nenjikul pala sumaigal irundhalum, 
adhil sugamana uravai vaalthu kondirukkirai. Submitted by jaya on 19-Aug-
2009

இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு.. 


பெண் 
அருகே வந்தாலே.. 
வியர்த்துவிடும் அப்பாவி நான்...!

காணும் 
படத்தில் காதல் காட்சி வந்தால் கண்மூடிகொள்ளும் நாணம் கொண்டவள்
நீ ..!
இது இப்படி இருக்க..,

உன்னையும் என்னையும் 
சேர்த்து வைக்க 
இந்த பொல்லாத காதலுக்கு மட்டும் 
ஏன் 
இவ்வளவு ஆசையோ? 

Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Un Kaluthil irukkum.
Un kaluthhil irukkum thanga nagaiyin edai
1 gram Kurainthu poi vittathaai pulampukiraai nee.
Naan sollvathellam ithuthaan:
'Alagukalai pakkathyil paarthu paarthu.. 
Nallavelaiyaaga muzlu maalaiyum urugi pogaamal irunthathae endru
santhosapadu thangamae?'
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Alavilla Mutham
Tamil marabil vanthathaal,
unnai manam mudikkum munbu,
unnidam ethaiyum aethirpaarkkavillai.
Endraalum,
nee un pakkathu veetu kulanthaikku,
kanakku vazlakku illamal ipadi 
mutham kodukkum pothellam,
naanum antha kulanthaiyaaga?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Nee Naan Nice SMS


Mel imai naan,
Keel imai nee.
Konja neram intha,
kangalirandum uranginaal enna?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Alaghai Pugalum SMS


Unnodu irukkumpothu,
Un tholikalum kooda konjam 
Azagaagi vidikirarkal.
Oh poovodu saerntha naarum manappathu polava?
Submitted by SATHISH KUMAR.P on 19-Aug-2009

Idhayamae
Un ithayathil idam pidikka aasaippadum pala ithayangal undu. 
Aanal nan UN ITHAYATHAI thiruppi koduthal matumea,
antha palapaerkum idam undu.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

Pirinthaen
Unnai marappathar kaga unnai pirinthen,
anal ovvoru nodiyum unnai ninaikiren.
Submitted by gayathri on 19-Aug-2009

NInaivugal
Thudikkum en ITHAYAM nindru pogalam,
Aanal NINDRA ithayam kooda meendun thudikkum,
NEE en arugil vandhal.
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

ANBU
NEE en maarbil urangiya pothu,
nan bayandhean:
En IDHAYA THUDIPPU unnai eluppi vidumo endru. 
Submitted by shalinideepan on 19-Aug-2009

unmai kadhal
Kadhal enbathu aruvai sigichai illamal iru ithyangal idam maruvathu.
Itharku panam thevai illai,
ondrinaintha iru manam than thevai.
kadhalipom unmayai,
kaipidipom urimayai.
Submitted by anonymous on 17-Aug-2009

Unnil enakku pidiththadhu


unakku anaikka thonavillay.
nan anayththen nee aludhay. 
androru naal mattum un alugay pidiththathady.
Submitted by p.dharsan on 16-Aug-2009

RE: RE: unakaghakaa...


Naan iranthal unakku alugai varumo varatho enaku theriyathu:
en pasathu'kuriya'vale nee aluthale nan iranthu viduven.
Submitted by Mohan on 14-Aug-2009
Kathali
Nachchathiram ilaatha vaanaththil,
nilavu en ithayathil'ennaval
Submitted by basithjk on 13-Aug-2009

Sweet Romantic Tamil SMS


Unnai enda alavuku enakku pidikum enru teriyadhu,
aanal, unnai piditha alavukku vera yarayume pidikavillai!
Submitted by deepa on 08-Aug-2009

Tamil Romantic Kavithai SMS


"Pirindu irunthu piriyam katta vendaam".......!
"Nee arugil irunthu sandai podu, pothum", 
athu thaan kadhalin aazham

Tamil Infactuation SMS Kavithai


Unnai Endha Alavukku Pidikkum Enru Theriyavillai…
Aanal! Unnai Pidiththa Alavukku
Indha Ulagaththil
Veru Edhuvum
Enakku Pidikkavillai…
MY DEAR I LOVE YOU FOREVER…

Tamil Love and Romantic SMS Kavithai


Unnai Yen idhayam
yendru solla maattean.?
Yean theriymaa.?
Unnai Thudikka Vittu
Uyir Vaazha yenakku
viruppam illai

Anbu and Paasam SMS in Tamil


“Unnai Kaanum Varai Sorgaththai Paarthadhilai” 
“Unnai kanda pin Sorgamey Thevai Illai” 
“Un Anbu Mattum Poadhum. Naan Vaazhum Varai..”

Sad Love Tamil SMS Kavithai


Kadhalika Theriyatha
Pennin Koondhalil 
Irupathai Vida, 
Kathalika Therintha 
Aanin Kallarayil 
Irupathu Melanathu…
Tamil Love SMS Haiku
Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!

Tamil SMS of an Infactuated Heart


Kannkal…
Parvaiyai Thirudina!!!
Udhadugal…
Punnagaiyai Thirudina!!!
Ennam…
Varthaigalai Thirudina!!!
Kavithaigal…
Mozhiyai Thirudina!!!
Anbe!!!
Ennai Neeyum…
Unnai Naanum…
Thirudi Kondom!!!
Nam Idhayangalai
Thirudiyadhu…
Kadhal!!!

Vaalkai Thathuvam
Vaalkayil thadumari kondu irupadhai vida,
Oru murai vilundhu eluvadhu sirandadhu.
Submitted by SUGANYA on 5-August-2009

Funny Tamil Kavithai SMS


Manidhanin
KANNEER-ukku
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Karanam…
Kadhalum,
Natpum,
Mattumalla…….
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Vengaayamum-dhan 

Tamil SMS Thathuvam


Ennathan oru ponnu photo`la thevathai mathiri irundhalum, 
aval negativla bootham mathiri than iruppa

Tamil Natpu Kavthai SMS


Kathal enbuthu vaanavill pola,
Oru murai vandhu vittu maraiandudhum
Aanal natpu enbathu vaanathai pola,
Endrum maraiyaathu nam natpai pola ......

Kadhal SMS Kavithai


Neram povathu theriyamal unnodu pesi kondirukkaiyil, 
Ore oru kavalai enaku..
Intha neram yen pokirathu Endru..! Love SMS Kavithai
Meluguvarthi'ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee'kuchi.. 
Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi...
That is LOVE"

Sweet Tamil Kavithai


Nee Nesikkum Palar.... 
Unnai Marakka Ninaithalum
Unai Nesikkum Silarai... 
Nee Ninaikka marakadey

Funny Tamil Kavithai


Kazhudhai Sonnadhu!!!
Ennai paarr Yogam Varum…
Figure-i Paarr Sogam Varum!.!.!.

Rude and Funny Tamil SMS


What is the difference between dubukku and dubakkoor.
Dubukku will read this msg,
Dubakoor will delete this msg.
Aeh aithalakka aithalakka!!!,
Ippo yenna pannuva?!
Ippo ena pannuva?!

Love and Kadhal Tamil SMS Joke


LUV Pandrappo girls sollaradhukku real meaning: 
1.I LOVE U DA(unakku aapu confirm) 
2. I MISS U DA(unna tholaichi katta pooren) 
3. U R MY LIFE(un uyir en kaiyila da)
4. I WANT 2 MARRY U(setthada mavane)

Funny SMS
U vs Me:
Naan - Neruppu Nee - Paruppu 
Naan - Aagayam Nee - Vengayam 
Naan - Irumbu Nee- Thurumbu 
Tension aagadha. 
Neeyum forward pannikko

Best Natpu Kavithai SMS


Jeevan ullavarai manithan
Panam ullavarai Mariyaathai
Nesam ullavarai Paasam
Yen Uyir ullavarai Nam Natpu

Best SMS Kavithai


Sivapu manithanukum nizhal karuputhan
karupu manithanuku ratham sivaputhan
vannangalil illai vazhkai
Manitha enangalil ullathu vazhkai

which is the painful way of death?       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! DOnt worry. its simple very very simple. ''ur smile''.
Good evening. 

Updated: 02/12/2006

Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam,
7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM 

Updated: 02/12/2006

BUMPER OFFER...       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd,
'29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize:
BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!! 

Updated: 02/12/2006
Good MoRnInG       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla
velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day... 

Updated: 02/12/2006

U       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_?
HahaHaha 

Updated: 02/12/2006

coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY
PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai
C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr.. 

Updated: 02/12/2006

Heart attackna enna theriyuma?       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum.
Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open
panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku
per thaan heart attack. 

Updated: 02/12/2006

Kadavul kitta       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number
koduthar, epa varatum... 

Updated: 25/11/2006

Love Marriage       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli
vitta athu arranged marriage.. 

Updated: 25/11/2006

Idi...minnal       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim
pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day... 

Updated: 25/11/2006

Jatti Podu       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu,
Marakkama "thovachi podu" 

Updated: 25/11/2006

Vadivelu Joke       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu...... 

Updated: 25/11/2006

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan
Pudunga Mudiyuma? 
Updated: 30/08/2006

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa? 

Updated: 30/08/2006

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu) 

Updated: 30/08/2006

Tamil sms       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?! 

Updated: 30/08/2006

ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 


7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum! 

Updated: 30/08/2006

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum       Send This SMS Free on Mobile 
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum... 

Updated: 30/08/2006

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