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Ragged Trousered Council Worker
Ragged Trousered Council Worker
Scene
Two Council workers meeting the day after the UNISON national strike over pay.
It is set in a Council depot up north somewhere…………………..…..? It is written in
Barlick dialect.
Act One
Bert: Ow it’er?
Bert: Well you olus complaining about yer pay an’t cost of living…last week yer said yer wud go on
strike!
Fred: So wat if I wer…..none of yer business…..any roads the manager said if we went on strike
they’d privatise us……….
Bert : I can’t believe yer believe that claptrap!……..thev bin ‘olding that threat t’ over us fer last
10 years!......if they gonna do it, they will……crossing picket line int gonna stop that ‘appening….in
fact it’s more likely to ‘appen…
Fred: Eh?
Bert : What’s point being in Union if you don’t support them when they’re trying to get a better
deal for yer?
Bert : That’s thee problem lad…you don’t think abaht it and that’s why they keep tekkin’ p*** owt
o’ us!
Fred: But I haven’t loss mi pay like you……..
Fred: Wot….
Bert : Well, bi going in ter work , yer supporting bosses…yer tekking sides against yer union.
Wot yer gonna do if yer need help from Union?
Fred: Eh?
Bert : Well…..yer boss has been ‘aving a go at yer for months now…..wot yer gonna do to mek him
stop?
Bert : A think yer may find thee’ll be awhile before they get bak to yer!
Bert : Bob….ower rep….has resigned…..he said he had enough after seein’ members crossing the
picket line….after all the times he’d represented ‘em!.. Can’t say a blame ‘im……he was olus ther
fer members ‘ower Bob.
Bert : I dunno……e wer a good ‘un Bob…..not sure if he’d come back after all this business.
Bert : No chance……. yer olus complainin’ …and ah don’t need the headache…….
Fred: But wot we gonna do…….I just heard Council is thinking abaht sellin’ us all off!
Bert : Well we better mek sure wer get usells down to it and see wot ther plannin’………...
To be continued…….