DOSA

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated

Tintumon: Dosa

MANDAN
Teacher: Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: ?Oho? Ne mandanano ??
Tintumon: ?Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni

NO FREEZE LIQUID

Teacher: ?Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo?

Tintumon: ?Chooduvellam?

INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi?..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???

SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu k
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?Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!?

KALYANAM

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla

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Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?
Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

MADIYAN

Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

Tinttumon : ?Madiyan?
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu?

CHASE

Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry c

heyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

REVENGE

Achan: eda tintuve?..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol ne

e ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for ?Chillara?, Is your father a Beggar ??
AUTO
Auil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo en
nit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunna
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PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: ?what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder??

tintumon: ?JIMBALAKDI BAMBA?
professor: ?i dont understand anything?
tintumon: ?same 2 you?

SLEEP

Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ?Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan:?Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu??
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu?!!!!!!

LKG-TINTUMON

To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)??..

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is ?Al2 O3? ?

Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ?Fe2 O3??
Tintumon : ?Filomina?

1000 ROOPA

?1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free?

next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ?chillara? medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunn
u?

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proofonnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu?..
Hence the proof
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum?.pakshe answer pap
er aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla?.
3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass??.
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
I LOVE U
UKG?il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG?il padikkunna pappymol:?I LOVE YOU DA?
Tintu mon: ?Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyya
na???

DINESHAN
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji?s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan