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Gnome Overboard
Gnome Overboard
By Brandon M. Dennis
GNOME
Hi, I hear you guys are going out to kill the horned whale.
MAN 1
GNOME
I am the greatest gnomish sailor in the world, and I would like to join
you, for glory!
MAN 1
Uh... conference!
The three men turn their backs to the gnome and converse
amongst themselves.
MAN 2
We can't take him! He's a gnome, and all gnomes are cursed!
MAN 3
MAN 1
True, but we could use him as bait for the whale. Whales like gnomes,
right?
ALL
MAN 1
Ok you can come, but if we run into any trouble, you're going overboard.
GNOME
Um.... k.