1 2 ka 4

One Bengali is a poet

Two Bengalis is a film society.
Three Bengalis is a political party.
Four Bengalis is two political parties.
One Malayalee is a coconut stall.
Two Malayalees is a boat race.
Three Malayalees is a gulf job racket.
Four Malayalees is an oil slick.
One Gujarati is a share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujaratis is a Rs 100,000,000 sprocket manufacturing business.
Four Gujaratis is an all-night dandiya-raas session.
One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order.
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis is a caste-killing.
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna.
One Bombay-ite is the footpath vada-pao stall.
Two Bombay-ites is a film studio.
Three Bombay-ites is a slum.
Four Bombay-ites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at
rush hour.
One Sindhi is a currency racket.
Two Sindhis is a papad factory.
Three Sindhis is a duplicate good shop.
Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Ratail Traders Association.
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E-business in india

E-Business in India
A corrupt minister used to write 'NOT APPROVED' on all the papers that
were sent to him by his assistants. He always left a significant space
between NOT and APPROVED.
When the affected persons suitable greased his palms, he would recall
the file and just add an 'E:' after NOT so that it became 'NOTE:
APPROVED'. This was the beginning of eBusiness in India.

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