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The Horrors of Thanksgiving


Afro Chick took out an ad in the newspaper to tell the public about the horrors of Thanksgiving.

Tell your kids, tell your grandpa, your grandma, your great uncle Louie.

Let the world be known.

Thanksgiving took away my friend Tom Turkey.

TOM TURKEY
2001-2006
So, be a pal to birds everywhere, and get rid of those pesky pilgrims!

This ad had been enforced by the Afro Chick Institute of Destroying Pilgrims Everywhere.

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