Neaumon's 'Neau' Year - Shot

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<neaumont>Lol, the lady on TV just said "Just a few more minutes until we say goodbye

to 2011 and say hello to 2011... wait."


<RemixedMagic>LOL I love that lady now.
<neaumont>ME TOO.
<RemixedMagic>(gagagagaga 2 more minute!!!)
<neaumont>FFF TWO MORE MINUTESSSSS
<neaumont>FFFFFFF
<RemixedMagic>Yes, I'm really wanting 2011. 2010 sucked for me art-wise. >/
<TDIFan4Life>An hour and 2 minutes.
<neaumont>dfvjsfjklsvdsk
<neaumont>ONE MORE MINUTE
<RemixedMagic>.....
<neaumont>I'mma jump on and do a little dance when it happens.
<neaumont>up*
<RemixedMagic>*glares at comp clock*
<TDIFan4Life>You dun love me
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<neaumont>2
<neaumont>1
<RemixedMagic>oh yes we
do....SKFJWLFEJLKFGJSFSDJFKDJFK;LSGSADKDJFS;LFDJF;LAD;AJSFLAERIE
<neaumont>BOOM
<neaumont>HOLY CRAP I HEAR FIREWORKS OUTSIDE
<neaumont>-runs outside-
<RemixedMagic>In his boxers.
<TDIFan4Life>xD
<RemixedMagic>
<TDIFan4Life>Happy New Years guys.
<TDIFan4Life>You'll be on when I'm on for New years in an hour, right?
<RemixedMagic>Sure!!!! ^^
<neaumont>HAHG-G-GGG-GGGG I-I-IT'S C-C-COOOLLLLDDDD
<TDIFan4Life>THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WEARING BOXERS
<TDIFan4Life> WEAR PANTS?
<neaumont>I HAVE
<neaumont>NO
<neaumont>PANTS
<TDIFan4Life>PJS?
<neaumont>BOXERS ARE NORMALLY MY PJS
<TDIFan4Life>.... * shivers *
<Double-AA-202><:
<Double-AA-202>happy new year.
<TDIFan4Life>It's not New years for me yet.
<Double-AA-202>lol. was just screaming and running around the house. i would of said
it earlier. >>
<Double-AA-202>WELL
<Double-AA-202>EAST COAST HAPPY NEW YEAR
<TDIFan4Life>...
<neaumont>... I'm tempted to go shout that out on my porch. I live, like, at the top of a
hill in my neighborhood.
<TDIFan4Life> GET SOME PANTS! THE NEIGHBORS WILL THINK YOU'RE
LONELY
<TDIFan4Life>wait.
<TDIFan4Life>would your parents let you run outside
<TDIFan4Life>in your boxers
<TDIFan4Life>at 11/12 midnight?
<neaumont>Yup.
<neaumont>-goes do that-
<TDIFan4Life>....
<RemixedMagic>(lol.)
<TDIFan4Life>AIMEE
<TDIFan4Life>Y U NO GET ON CHAT?
<TDIFan4Life>
<Double-AA-202>I'm always on chat.
<Double-AA-202>o-o
<TDIFan4Life>No, get on chat so we can RP
<TDIFan4Life>I'm running out of time on the computer.
<Double-AA-202>:C
<Double-AA-202>im still on msn, so?
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<neaumont>Me: -runs outside, yells at top of lungs- HAPPY NEW
YEAAAARRRRRRR!! Neighbor: YOU TOO! Me: ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
Neighbor: NEITHER DO I! Me: ... HAPPY NEW YEAR NEIGHBOR! Neighbor: YOU
TOO! Dad: -runs out, in boxers- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SHOUTING?! Me: DAD
YOU'RE MISSING YOUR PANTS TOO? Dad: NO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
JOIN YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T BE SO RONERY Me: OH WELL THAT'S OKAY
DAD: ... HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAARRRR! WOOOOOOO!! Me:
YEAAAAHHHHHHH
<neaumont>It's cold outside gaiz.
<Double-AA-202>LOLOLOL
<TDIFan4Life>XD
<TDIFan4Life>LOL
<TDIFan4Life>Oh my God
<TDIFan4Life>that is ridiculous
<RemixedMagic>LOL. *saves for Ratchet*
<RemixedMagic>You are an amazing team, your family.
<TDIFan4Life>Yes.
<neaumont>Why, sank yu.
<neaumont>... Hmm, now my mom just went outside.
<TDIFan4Life>I was like
<Double-AA-202>Aimee, Nancy, Kristin, Robin: -runs outside and screams- HAPPY
NEW YEARRRRRRR, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Us: Shhhh -all stop screaming, listens, no one
replies- Us: BOOOOO
<RemixedMagic>I wish I could do that, but my sister is here, sooo...XDD
<RemixedMagic>Maybe I'll buy a mini-vuvuzela and ride my bike all across the
neighborhood next year...)
<TDIFan4Life>Me: Hey dad, can we go outside if there are fireworks? Dad: no. Just go
sit in that corner and look at the candle.
<Double-AA-202>.........
<neaumont>...
<RemixedMagic>SADNESS.
<TDIFan4Life>IKR?
<neaumont>I'd say sneak outside.
<TDIFan4Life>HOW?
<TDIFan4Life>MY PARENTS ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM
<TDIFan4Life>WHERE THE DOOR IS.
<Jazzikinns>Back.
<neaumont>...
<Jazzikinns>Damn.
<neaumont>Thennnn... go up to your room or something and climb out that window.
<TDIFan4Life>And my windows have netting on them.
<neaumont>...
<TDIFan4Life>xD
<neaumont>Break through the netting.
<Jazzikinns>*sigh* Not even an hour into the new year, and one of my dog's going to
need to see a vet.
<RemixedMagic>Oh noooes
<Jazzikinns>Breaking through netting isn't too hard, btw.
<TDIFan4Life>I can't, my room is like right across from where my dad's sitting
<RemixedMagic>My windows have two sets of nets... Blast.
<Jazzikinns>Got a knife?
<Jazzikinns>Yeah. There was some kind of scuffle and one of the big dogs attacked one
of the small dogs.
<TDIFan4Life>and I have no upperbody strength to get the window open.
<RemixedMagic>Well.... neau's a ninja/Secret Agent Man. I'm sure he can help.
<Jazzikinns>brb again guys. =u=;;
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<neaumont>Mom: -From what I can hear...- WOOOO!! HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE
OF... THIS PLACE!! Neighbors: YOU TOO!! Mom: WANNA SEE COOL? Neighbors: ?
Mom: -Does something I'll find out later.- Neighbors: ... -start wolf whistling- THANKS
FOR THE NEW YEAR'S GIFT!! Mom: NO PROBLEM~ -comes back inside, wearing
nothing but her undergarments- Me: ... ... Dad: D8 LE GASP! H-Honey, I thought I told
you to go easy on the eggnog this year... Mom: -Hic- Hehe... -leans on him- But it
tastyyyyy... -hic- And them men are niiiceeee.... Dad: ... >8C -storms outside after placing
mom on couch- WHAT YOU GUYS DOING FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE? IF I CATCH
YOU DOIN' THAT AGAIN I'LL--... I'LL THROW A ROCK AT YOU OR SOMETHING
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<Double-AA-202>LOL
<Double-AA-202>OMFG.
<Double-AA-202>Your mother.
<Double-AA-202>Needs some help.
<neaumont>I KNOW.
<neaumont>SUNNY.
<Double-AA-202>Hayy baffuu.
<neaumont>PFFFFFFFF.
<neaumont>YOU MISSED.
<RemixedMagic>OMG. LMAOOOOOO
<Sunflower-Baffu>Happy New Year's, mentlegen
<neaumont>NEW YEAR'S STORIES.
<Sunflower-Baffu>o A o
<Sunflower-Baffu>Oh?
<RemixedMagic>HAPPY FRICKIN' 2011 SUN.
<TDIFan4Life>OH MY GOD NEAU.
<TDIFan4Life>Your mother.
<TDIFan4Life>She's insane.
<neaumont>I know, I know. She's a work of art.
<Sunflower-Baffu>o - o TELL ME
<TDIFan4Life>Hey Sunny D
<neaumont>I'LL POST MY DAD'S FIRST.
<neaumont>Me: -runs outside, yells at top of lungs- HAPPY NEW
YEAAAARRRRRRR!! Neighbor: YOU TOO! Me: ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
Neighbor: NEITHER DO I! Me: ... HAPPY NEW YEAR NEIGHBOR! Neighbor: YOU
TOO! Dad: -runs out, in boxers- WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SHOUTING?! Me: DAD
YOU'RE MISSING YOUR PANTS TOO? Dad: NO I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
JOIN YOU SO YOU WOULDN'T BE SO RONERY Me: OH WELL THAT'S OKAY
DAD: ... HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAARRRR! WOOOOOOO!! Me:
YEAAAAHHHHHHH
<Sunflower-Baffu>LOLOLOL
<neaumont>AND NOW MY MOM'S.
<neaumont>Mom: -From what I can hear...- WOOOO!! HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE
OF... THIS PLACE!! Neighbors: YOU TOO!! Mom: WANNA SEE COOL? Neighbors: ?
Mom: -Does something I'll find out later.- Neighbors: ... -start wolf whistling- THANKS
FOR THE NEW YEAR'S GIFT!! Mom: NO PROBLEM~ -comes back inside, wearing
nothing but her undergarments- Me: ... ... Dad: D8 LE GASP! H-Honey, I thought I told
you to go easy on the eggnog this year... Mom: -Hic- Hehe... -leans on him- But it
tastyyyyy... -hic- And them men are niiiceeee.... Dad: ... >8C -storms outside after placing
mom on couch- WHAT YOU GUYS DOING FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE? IF I CATCH
YOU DOIN' THAT AGAIN I'LL--... I'LL THROW A ROCK AT YOU OR SOMETHING
<Sunflower-Baffu>OH GOD XDDDD
<TDIFan4Life>SUNNY
<RemixedMagic>oh man, pasting this in Scribd....
<TDIFan4Life>HE'S GOT NO PANTS
<TDIFan4Life>Just boxers.
<TDIFan4Life>Camo boxers.
<neaumont>How'd you know I was wearing--oh that's right, I told you.
<TDIFan4Life>No, I'm just in your bathroom. Go check, go. :'D
<Sunflower-Baffu>lol XD
<neaumont>... -checks-
<TDIFan4Life>xD
<TDIFan4Life>He's so gullible.
<TDIFan4Life>Tell him there's a unicorn in his attic.
<Sunflower-Baffu>XD

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