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Comedy Cure
Comedy Cure
MARTIEN MULDER
diagnose himself on the site. I went back to
Internet.” I got a CAT work the next day and
scan and delivered a beau- spoiled it for everyone
tiful nine-pound baby Continued on page 210
appendix.
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because they thought they were and 75 pages of instructions on
going to get the whole week off. how to care for it. I got a lot of stuff.
It was better than a birthday. I wish
RD: Appendix is a funny word. Is I had another appendix, because
there a funnier body part? I really scored.
Kimmel: Appendix is good. It means
“worthless.” Uvula is a funny body RD: Well, you’ve got your spleen,
part. But I think spleen is funniest. right?
Kimmel: I think so. I think you can
RD: Did you get good get-well gifts? die without that.
Kimmel: I got something from
Barbara Walters and Eminem and RD: I think that’s another “extra”
ELWOOD SMITH
Larry King. Howie Mandel sent organ.
me a little plant. It’s not even a plant; Kimmel: Oh, good. I’ll have that one
it’s a tiny pot with dirt and a stick removed next. JODY L. ROHLENA