1.

A FOOLish man

tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL

when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way

to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage – Drink

whenever you are SAD

After Marriage – Drink

whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of

Communication :
1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell

her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their

sisters. Love your sisters not their

friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from

GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best

Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best

Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE

SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news

you can hear at the SAME time

It is when your Girl Friend

says YOU are

the BEST

KISSER among all your

Friends.

7. Let us be generous like

this : Four Ants are moving through a

forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming

towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL

him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break

his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will

just throw him away from our

path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him

because he

is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl

Friend – You are missing SOME thing in

your life. If you HAVE a Girl

Friend – You are missing EVERY thing

in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone

for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in

DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

from Darkness. Even after you

pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please

PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT

allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per

Constitution, you can NOT

PUNISH TWICE for the same

Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at

the shore – but that is NOT what

it is built for" – Albert Einstein