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The Girl Who Lived In A Box

Ultra Baby!

Even as a baby in the


womb, my mom knew
I was going to be
cute.
My gentle mom who
has absolutely no idea
what she got herself
into.
A Family…supposedly.

I call this the confused


baby look, as in, “wow
dad, where’d you go?”.
Yeah, that’s the man I
never knew.
“Don’t Touch The Butt!”

Being a baby is great,


it’s the only time you
can go nude in public
and not be arrested
for it!
Great Grandma

There are no words.


I’m the only baby she
ever loved to hold.
And I don’t remember
a thing about her.
Bouncer

Hour by hour, day by


day I sat in that thing
and bounced away.
Musical Genius

This is the moment


everyone knew I was
going to be a musical
genius
Cowgirl

Official spokes model


for the Oregon Ten
Gallon hat
Modern

Modern day Pebbles!


Pudding

Spoons full of pudding


is rocket science for
babies
Who wore them better?

Jonas Brothers
or
Me
Poncho!

Do you like my poncho?


And my random cowgirl
hat?
Holy Mike Posner!

You got designer


shades just to hide
your face and you
wear ‘em around like
you’re cooler than
me.
-Mike Posner
Toy Box
Brought to you by
Toy Story
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tp://www.fayettevillefeed.com

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