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    The document is a humorous story about a man's experience before and after marriage. In the beginning, his wife doted on him and he was very happy. Five years later, she is nagging him to get ready for work and take their son to school on time, or else face her wrath. He reminisces about the early days of marriage when he was carefree, and wonders if those happy times will ever return when he can be unmarried again. The story uses humor and exaggeration to portray the changes that can occur in a marriage over time.

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    The document is a humorous story about a man's experience before and after marriage. In the beginning, his wife doted on him and he was very happy. Five years later, she is nagging him to get ready for work and take their son to school on time, or else face her wrath. He reminisces about the early days of marriage when he was carefree, and wonders if those happy times will ever return when he can be unmarried again. The story uses humor and exaggeration to portray the changes that can occur in a marriage over time.

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    Shaadi Sms

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    The document is a humorous story about a man's experience before and after marriage. In the beginning, his wife doted on him and he was very happy. Five years later, she is nagging him to get ready for work and take their son to school on time, or else face her wrath. He reminisces about the early days of marriage when he was carefree, and wonders if those happy times will ever return when he can be unmarried again. The story uses humor and exaggeration to portray the changes that can occur in a marriage over time.

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    EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN ( FUNNY )

     
    Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
    Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

    Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,


    Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

    Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana 


    Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana, 

    Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,


    Muskurate huye kehna ki..

    Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
    Gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayee thi, 

    Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,


    Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,

    Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

    ****** 

    5 saal baad........

    Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,


    Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,

    Aaj office jao to munna ko


    School chodte hue jana...

    Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,


    Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee, 

    Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,


    Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena..

    Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,


    Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,

    Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai, 


    Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

    Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,


    Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

    _____________________________________________________________________________________________
    __________________
    Shaadi SMS

    Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@


    sibtain Shaadi SMS

    Teacher:
    Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..?
    Student:
    Last warning di jati hai k..
    Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@

    Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath


    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?


    .
    .
    .
    .
    Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
    Main Jao Na Jao 

    Par

    Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)


     
    Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

    Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..


     
    Shaadi k pehle: Darling
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi k pehle: Darling!! 


    tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

    Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
     
    What’s hypnotism
    Shaadi SMS

    Pati: What’s hypnotism?

    Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein


    kar K us se man chaha kaam
    karwana.

    Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi


    kehte hein.

    sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar


    Shaadi SMS

    sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar


    or kab wo sarmayegi,

    chand ki trah hogi uski surat,


    jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
     
    kab uski baari aayegi
    Shaadi SMS

    sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,


    kab honge unke ghar barati,
    kab honge sang uske sajna,
    kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
    kab uski baari aayegi,
    kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
     
    Maine Pyar Kiya
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

    Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?


     
    Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai...

    Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai.


     
    Shaadi ke pehle
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai...

    Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha.


     
    Shaadi ke pehle
    Shaadi SMS

    Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

    Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.


    Is dosti ko bhala yaad kaun karega,
    hum na hoge to dosti kaun karega,
    khuda mere dostoko salamat rakhna,
    warna meri SHAADI mei dance kaun karega...

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