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CAMERON: Hi, I’m David Cameron; British Prime Minister, but more
importantly I’m the international sales director for the UK.
Welcome to DVC – the V stands for value. I’m here to tell you
that you need British businesses like Nick Clegg needs a
backbone. While Britain may not be Europe’s biggest exporter
that title goes to Germany – they managed to export Nazism
widely in the early forties – but we’re making a comeback. Hey,
don’t take my word for it; listen to one of our satisfied
customers.
CAMERON: But wait, we don’t simply supply dictators with weapons that
oppress their civilians; we sell all kinds of stuff. For example;
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Ben Broughton DVC Sketch frankfromthehub@hotmail.com
CAMERON: The V stands for value. Be sure to act fast, before Murdoch
beats you to it.