Banana Script

"Argh... I feel so rough; I need something to take my mind off throwing up... Aha! Katrina & the
waves! Haha.. (After seeing the guy with injured foot) Oh ouch! I wouldn't like to be this guy!
Hangover every day!"
 
Humming to the beat of Katrina & the waves (Until money is found) "I don't believe it! Wahoo! A
million pounds! I think this will cure a hangover! Chips here I come!"
 
"Hmm! these chips are well worth it! Too much change though! WHAT! NO! YOU PRICK! MY CHIPS!"

"I see none of my family is suffering! Good! (Sly chuckle)

 
"Shall I cross the road, urgh zebra crossing.
Turns around to see strange man eating a banana and staring blankly
Argh what the hell?!? NO!"
 

  (Walking into toilets)

Urgh I feel so rough, I think that I’m about to chunder! Umm whys there a shoe here! I think I can
hold last nights sambuca down for now. Although -
(Dialogue is cut off as he comes face-to-face with the Gorilla, slight murmur of ‘oh my god’)