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DR Grordborts Contest
DR Grordborts Contest
DR Grordborts Contest
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RPF- ZA1 {145-1 } • Mar 21, 1911 ••
Thing is , i n a ll his· pincering· and thrusting; he may have .pushed a l itt le too f ar .
In fac t, we~d . have to say h e's gone and got h i mse lf surrounded with no link back t o Dr.
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Grordbort ' s re - s uppl y fac i lit i es! \
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Sadly, the last shipment of hand. cannons from the Bison Plant onl y inc luded 100
military- spec ·Righteous Bison - Indi vis ib le Part i c l e Smashers . While the Ri g hteou s
Bison is known .td bore a f ist - sized h ole through 17 yards of chee~e and can t ake down a
Barnaby Thru sk i n as litt l e as 36 shot9, we ' re go i ng to need a litt le more oomph _if
we' re t o have a chance o f ~epe l ling the barbaric Venu s ian hordes . We a l so haven ' t found
muc h cheese in the fir ing line and Thrusks are a ll b ut ext i nct.
This i s where you come in! Lord Cockswain needs you to t ake the se humble Ri ghteous
Bisons and convert them i n t o the kind o f a r mament our very best young men have a right
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to expect .
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With your help we wil l carve a path of carnage across the f ace o f Venus C\nd into ·the
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heart of the Venusian empi re! Onward to Victory!
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Ma j or Broadmo re
Briti s h Col onial fExpedit i on a r y For ces
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DEPARTMENT OF THE"COLONIAL ARMED 'FORC·ES
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The Missi on: .
Modi f y , cus t omi se ·a nd "upgr ade'~ a Ri ght e ou s Bi son i n the nude . The gun , foo l , not you !
I t wi l l b e deli ve red unpai nted, unfi n ished and quite f rankl y unearthl y !J You a r e allowed
t o modify o r change the Ri gh teou s Bi son i n any way you des i re as l ong as it woul d st il l
f i t '-i n t o Dr Gr ordbort' s universe (as c r eat ed by Greg Broadmo·re) .. To l ea r n mo r e about
Dr Gror dbort' s , see www .drgr ordbo r ts • . com ••
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En try f e e : .
Entry fee i s Fort y- n i ne Amer ican Dol lar s (US$49) which covers the cos t of an un fin ished
Righteou s Bison t o be de live r ed (withi n the cont i nental US , s h ippi ng i n t ernat ional wil l
cost extrq) t o .you ·. We need to have 100 e ntri es f o r thi s cont est t o wo rk ; so p l ease
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pre-;-orde r t oday ! Your o r de r wi l l ·be de l i ver ed i n May or earl y June . To order your
Righteou s Bison, go t o ht t p : //www . wet a n z . com/ the - r i g hteou s - b i son- u npai n t ed/
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To submit your c u stomised Right eou s B,is,ori you mu st b e a me mber o f the RPF ~me~ers hip
i s free) and you mu s t s ubmit your yustomi sed raygun by 15th Au gus t · ? Oll. ..
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Judg ing: .
Jud g i ng o f s ubmi ssions wi l l . be ha nd l ed by three e l de r l y g entl emen at Wet a ' s
Headquar ters : Ti m Launder , Gr eg Broadmore , and Si r Richard Tc:-ylor . (yes .- a kn ight o f ·
the New Zealand Or de r of Mer it ! ) Two entr ies wi ll be chos~n , a grand p~ ize winner and
a runner-up .
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• Why .s hou l .d you do this'?.
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Fo r t he f ame . and for tune of cour s e !
r See ne x t p a ge f or ~ tails!
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DEPARTMENT OF THE COLON lAt. ARMED FORCES
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RE: Th~ Fame and the Fortune
Lor d Coc kswain a nd the Col onial Armed Forces· wouldn ' t expect you to shell out you r hard
ea rned money and t ime so l ely f o r fame and bragging righteous! We know you a~e a
mate r i alistic
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bunch wh o want f o r t une
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to go with your f ame , so for your h ard work in
helpi ng u s defeat the Venusian inf i dels here i s what we a re offering: •
The fame:
Both the grand prize and. . r unne r -up rayguns wil l be displ ayed on Wet a ' s webs ite, .
wet aNZ . com a nd on ther pf . com . And most 'i mportant l y , your w:ork . will a l so be s h owcased ori
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the i n t e r conne Gted e l ectrophospho re scent netwo rk o f compu tat i onal devi ces at
www .drgrordbor ts . com .
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The grand prize winner wil l be awarded a ·full scal e Manmelter 3600zx Sub- Atomic
Disint egrator Pi s t o l and the runner up wi ll be awarded a fu ll scal e. Vi c t or-io u s Mongoose
1 902a Con cealabl e Ray Pistol!
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SPECIAL THERPF.COM OFFER!
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Get a ·speci al code at the rpf . com and get a 10% discount on any
Dr. Grordbort's products pu r chased before 18 Apr--i l 2 011 on l i ne at www . wetanz . com
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