carcinoGenetisist: UGH

carcinoGenetisist: LET'S NOT GO THERE AND JUST MOVE ON.

gallowsCalibrator: BUT TH4NKS 4NYW4Y!

adiosToreador is smiling to himself and blushing, staring at his lap still though

gardenGnostic: friendship isnt a disease! it is a wonderful thing :(

gardenGnostic: but umm........ hm

gallowsCalibrator is glancing at Tavros, a little smirk playing across her lips. Although she's
nearing always flashing those crazy teeth, so who knows.

gallowsCalibrator: 4CCORD1NG TO HUM4NS, SO 1 4PPR3C14T3 1T!

tentacleTherapist: This room is steeped in awkward silences.

adiosToreador: i DONT THINK IT IS A DISEASE EITHER,

gallowsCalibrator: Y3S W3LL

gallowsCalibrator: YOUR3 K1ND4 W31RD!

gallowsCalibrator: BUT TH4TS OK4Y T4VROS

gardenGnostic: rose!! truth..................

ectoBiologist flail waves.

gardenGnostic: .....................

gallowsCalibrator: 1 L1K3 YOU B31NG W31RD!

gardenGnostic: ...............

adiosToreador: }:(

gardenGnostic: or dare

gardenGnostic: :O

tentacleTherapist: ...Hmm.

tentacleTherapist: Well... I don't want most of these trolls knowing anything about me... Dare.
gallowsCalibrator Tavros can have headpats! With another grin.

adiosToreador accepts the headpat, but is kinda staring nervously at that grin

gardenGnostic: okay! hmm.

tentacleTherapist looks at Kanaya. Face is unreadable. Unreadable face. This face is so

unreadable not even terezi can smell what rose is thinking.

grimAuxilliatrix raises an eyebrow at Rose's poker face.

gallowsCalibrator :C

tentacleTherapist smirk/smile. it's a smirkle.

grimAuxilliatrix sends a smirkle right back.

gardenGnostic: okay rose!!

tentacleTherapist: Okay.

gardenGnostic: i dare you toooooo walk around like a doggy and bark!! hehe :)

tentacleTherapist: ......

tentacleTherapist: So... hands and knees. With barking.

gallowsCalibrator: WH4TS 4 DOGGY???

gallowsCalibrator: >:?

adiosToreador: uHH, iM CONFUSED,

tentacleTherapist: The trolls don't even know what a dog is

gardenGnostic: but you do!! :/

gardenGnostic: umm you know! remember bec? one of you guys thought he was my lusus or
something

gardenGnostic: he is a dog!

tentacleTherapist: Alright, well, let's get this over with. How long do I have to do this?

gallowsCalibrator: OH, TH3 FOUR L3GG3ED B4RK1NG CR34TUR3

gardenGnostic: not too long i guess! only like a minute :o

adiosToreador: oH, oKAY,

tentacleTherapist: Very well.

grimAuxilliatrix suppresses a giggle

tentacleTherapist Rose hands her knitting needles to Kanaya for safekeeping.

adiosToreador watches on curiously

tentacleTherapist She gets down on her knees, and wipes some dust away from the floor
immediately in front of her.

tentacleTherapist: I really have to do this?

gardenGnostic: yep!!

tentacleTherapist Rose starts crawling around in a circle around the group.

tentacleTherapist: Woof.

tentacleTherapist: ....

tentacleTherapist: Bark.

tentacleTherapist: ....Bark bark woof.

tentacleTherapist: ...This is so stupid bark.

tentacleTherapist: I can't wolf believe I'm bark doing this woof woof bark.

tentacleTherapist: I bark hate woof woof this g e bark woof.

adiosToreador watches Rose, fascinated

tentacleTherapist oh gog so much dust on my awesome dress this is terrible

tentacleTherapist now kanaya will never think i kawaii~uguu~

tentacleTherapist: Bark.

grimAuxilliatrix but rose you are still so sugoi

gallowsCalibrator: TH1S 1S 4CTU4LLY PR3TTY 4MUS1NG

gallowsCalibrator: YOU 4R3 B3TT3R 4T TH1S TH4N 1 THOUGHT K1W1 J4D3.

gallowsCalibrator Should that be a compliment, Jade? Or something more sinister?

gallowsCalibrator NOBODY KNOWSSSS

gardenGnostic: thanks!! hehe :)

gardenGnostic oh noooo D:

tentacleTherapist: Bark.

gallowsCalibrator: YOUR3 W3LCOM3

gardenGnostic: aww rose! you make a cute doggy :D

tentacleTherapist Rose gets to Jade and starts growling.

tentacleTherapist: Grrrrrrrrrr.

gardenGnostic: hey!!! :(

tentacleTherapist: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

adiosToreador OMG CUTE!!!

tentacleTherapist Rose pounces on Jade and tickles her!

tentacleTherapist: Bark woof grrrrr.

gallowsCalibrator: . . . 4R3 YOU K1LL1NG YOUR HUM4N FR13ND

gallowsCalibrator headtilt

tentacleTherapist: Yes I am mauling her.

tentacleTherapist: I'm a wild dog that is very dangerous.

adiosToreador: bE CAREFUL,

tentacleTherapist: Bark.

gallowsCalibrator: 1 THOUGHT YOU HUM4NS W3R3 4G41NST TH4T K1ND OF TH1NG

adiosToreador: dONT HURT jADE }:(

tentacleTherapist: Someone forgot their leash laws. Bark.

gardenGnostic: oohh-- haha-- oh nooo!!

tentacleTherapist TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE

gallowsCalibrator: UM

gallowsCalibrator: WH4T

gallowsCalibrator: 4R3 YOU DO1NG

gallowsCalibrator is staring, fascinated. Apparently trolls aren't big on the tickling.

gardenGnostic: st-- ahaha-- stop it!!

tentacleTherapist: I am asserting my superiority on the arbitrary scale of which I am better than

Jade. It probably has something to do with the color of our favorite foods.

adiosToreador: hEY, lEAVE HER ALONE,

adiosToreador: sHE SAID TO STOP,

tentacleTherapist gets off Jade and stands up.

tentacleTherapist: And now, Jade has been tic-culled.

tentacleTherapist rose is very proud of her social commentary on the hemospectrum.

gallowsCalibrator: OOOOH.

gallowsCalibrator: 1 S33?

adiosToreador: }:O

gallowsCalibrator: WH4T3V3R YOU HUM4NS DO 1 GU3SS.

gallowsCalibrator will glance at Tavros. Confused, but cultural sensitivity must be paid its due!

gardenGnostic: its okay tavros!! it doesnt like.... hurt or anything?

adiosToreador: iT DOESNT,

gardenGnostic: i dont know, tickling is kind of hard to explain!! :? are trolls even ticklish?

adiosToreador: wHAT IS IT LIKE,

adiosToreador: }:O

tentacleTherapist: Humans have sensitive enough nerves on their skin that if you lightly poke
and rub certain spots on them they will feel tingling sensations that make them laugh
uncontrollably.

tentacleTherapist: Certain humans are more sensitive than others.

gallowsCalibrator: W3 DONT KNOW WH4T T1CKL1NG 1S

gallowsCalibrator: SO 1 WOULD GU3SS NOT

gallowsCalibrator: OOOH

gallowsCalibrator: TH4T SOUNDS. . . 1NT3R3ST1NG!

tentacleTherapist: I could try to tickle you, if you wanted.

adiosToreador: hUH, tHAT SOUNDS REALLY INTERESTING,

gallowsCalibrator: 1 TH1NK YOU N33D TO T4K3 M3 OUT TO 4 GRUBF3ST B3FOR3

TH4T

tentacleTherapist: I don't know what that is.

adiosToreador hadn't even thought of it that way and is now blushing

gallowsCalibrator: 4ND POSS1BLY 4SK K4RK4T B3C4US3 H3S 4 WH1NY B1TCH WH3N
H3 TH1NKS HUM4NS 4R3 4 THR43T TO H1M

gardenGnostic: uhh tickling isnt like that...... @_@

gallowsCalibrator: 4R3 YOU SUR3?

gallowsCalibrator: >:?

adiosToreador: wHAT IS IT LIKE THEN,

adiosToreador: i REALLY WANT TO KNOW,

tentacleTherapist: It's like what we just did. Something friends do when they're feeling like
doing something silly.

gallowsCalibrator: OOOH.
gallowsCalibrator: HOW ODD! 1LL R3M3MB3R TH1S FOR FUTUR3 R3F343NC3 ON
HUM4N B3H4V1OR.

gardenGnostic: yeah!! except if you are tickled for too long you cant breathe and that part isnt
so much fun :(

gallowsCalibrator: D3P3NDS ON WHO YOU 4R3!

gallowsCalibrator: H3H3H3H3H3

gardenGnostic: i guess if you were......... someone who doesnt mind not breathing??

tentacleTherapist: So.

tentacleTherapist: I believe it is my turn to ask someone, yes?

gallowsCalibrator: DONT T1CKL3 EQU1US

gallowsCalibrator: *3QU1US

adiosToreador: i BET FEFERI COULD DO THAT,

adiosToreador: sHE LIVES UNDERWATER, sHE WOULDNT NEED TO BREATHE,

gardenGnostic: yep!!

gardenGnostic: hmm maybe :o

tentacleTherapist: Alright.

tentacleTherapist: Kanaya, truth or dare?

tentacleTherapist FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER has

returned.

tentacleTherapist lookin' pretty rose-colored there, HORSESHITOMETER

grimAuxilliatrix: Oh

tentacleTherapist smirkle smirkle smirkle

grimAuxilliatrix Kanaya would rather not do a dare, but taking a truth would most definitely
make her a WUSS and risk losing further points on the HORSESHITOMETER

grimAuxilliatrix: I Suppose I Could Try A Dare

tentacleTherapist SINISTER SMIRK

gallowsCalibrator: OOOH

gallowsCalibrator: GO K4N4Y4

gallowsCalibrator: B3 4VD3NTUROUS!!!!

adiosToreador: yOU CAN DO IT, kANAYA,

tentacleTherapist: Alright, Kanaya. I dare you to make the ugliest dress you can think of, wear
it all day long, and insist that it is your greatest work to everyone.

grimAuxilliatrix: I

grimAuxilliatrix: Wh-What

tentacleTherapist smirkle smirkle smirkle

grimAuxilliatrix suddenly smirks.

grimAuxilliatrix: Well

grimAuxilliatrix: Since Trolls Spend All Day Sleeping In Their Recuperacoons I Suppose That
Wouldnt Be Too Embarrassing

gallowsCalibrator: UH

gallowsCalibrator: UUUUH

gallowsCalibrator: . . . . .

adiosToreador: }:?

gallowsCalibrator: 1 WOULD H3LP BUT MY FASH1ON 1S 1MP3CC4BL3

gallowsCalibrator: SORRY

tentacleTherapist: You can always back out, Kanaya.

tentacleTherapist: It's just a game, after all.

tentacleTherapist Of course, no self-respecting FLIGHTY BROAD would do something like

that. It would be SNARKY SUICIDE.

grimAuxilliatrix: But Why Would I Do That

grimAuxilliatrix: I Would Essentially Be Designing

grimAuxilliatrix: What Do You Humans Call It

grimAuxilliatrix: A Nightgown

tentacleTherapist Rose laughs. She thinks her mother wore a nightgown.

grimAuxilliatrix: As Much Of A Personal Blow As It Would Be To Me I Think I Would Be

Able To Live With Myself

grimAuxilliatrix: I Mean No One Would See It Anyway

tentacleTherapist: I can help you to make sure it is extra-ugly.

tentacleTherapist: Oh, don't worry about that.

tentacleTherapist: Plenty of people will be able to see your life's work.

grimAuxilliatrix: What

grimAuxilliatrix: What Do you Mean

tentacleTherapist: What kind of manager would I be if I did not make sure my designer's
dresses were appreciated by everyone?

gallowsCalibrator: W1LL YOU B3 T4K1NG P1CTUR3S???

gallowsCalibrator: TH1S R3L4T1ONSH1P 1S MOR3 SC4ND4LOUS TH4N 1 THOUGHT!!!!

tentacleTherapist smirkle smirkle. The smirkle levels are hurtling through the roof.

gallowsCalibrator judging by her grin, though, she seems rather used by it.

grimAuxilliatrix: That Wasnt Part Of The Dare

tentacleTherapist: Oh, you don't have to do anything special. I'll be the one making sure people
see you.

tentacleTherapist: You'll be a star yet, Darling Kanaya.

tentacleTherapist smirkle levels have officially broken the roof. there is no roof.

grimAuxilliatrix: But I

grimAuxilliatrix: ...
grimAuxilliatrix: Hmph

grimAuxilliatrix: Fine

adiosToreador: uHH, i MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING, bUT iM NOT SURE i

UNDERSTAND, wHY THIS IS A BIG DEAL,

gallowsCalibrator: 1TS 4 G1RL TH1NG T4VROS

gallowsCalibrator: YOULL UNDERST4ND WH3N YOUR3 OLD3R

gallowsCalibrator: UND3RST4ND

adiosToreador: i DONT THINK, iLL EVER UNDERSTAND GIRLS,

adiosToreador: }:/

gallowsCalibrator: 1TS OK4Y

gallowsCalibrator: YOU DONT N33D TO

gallowsCalibrator: >:]

gallowsCalibrator gives Tavros another headpat.

adiosToreador accepts headpat with a pout

grimAuxilliatrix: Do I Have To Make It Now Or Later

tentacleTherapist: Take your time

tentacleTherapist: I want the lack of quality to be absolutely top tier.

tentacleTherapist Rose starts laughing softly.

adiosToreador: sO, iS IT kANAYAS TURN NOW,

grimAuxilliatrix: Everything I Make Is Top Tier

grimAuxilliatrix: You Dont Have To Worry About That

grimAuxilliatrix: Yes I Guess It Is