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Why?
He said: “Smile Please !”
Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along,
Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.
He then says, “Are you sure you did not shit your pants?”
Santa says, “Yes, I am sure.”
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Banta stops his
horse and gets off his horse.
He then says, “Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did
not shit your pants?”
Santa replies, “I thought you meant today!”
One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are
you relaxing?”
Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me!
Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While
walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.
He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated
and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said,
“Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”
One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to
spend sleepless nights.
Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one
mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets
very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and
not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now
starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”.
After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he
goes near it and says“Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.
Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet
kahan hai?” Fine lagega.
Getting fustrated he said, “iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!”
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha
tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.
A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai
cinema hi to hai”
Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata “
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
Santa says, “maine to delhi phone lagaya tha, ye ayodhya kaise lag gaya.”
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”