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The Slow Grey Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Package Tourists. Part 2 - Cargo Boat From Europe To South Africa and Back.
The Slow Grey Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Package Tourists. Part 2 - Cargo Boat From Europe To South Africa and Back.
Looking at the map of the docks, it seems as if we'll be quite close to the city
centre, in which case Cap'n Martin Rose, eat your heart out, 'cos I shall do
serious damage to one of those mixed fish grills that we had in the port of Lisbon
in October 2005. Which reminds me, I must tell the steward that I'm 'eating out'
tonight.
Arriving in Lisbon, the sky was clear and blue, the beaches at Cascais and Estoril
inviting, when quite suddenly everything changed. The huge bridge across the
estuary, then the prow of the Grey Fox itself simply vanished into an extrusion of
fog. The pilot said that we would need another half hour at the least and the
captain has just been talking to the agents on the ship-to-shore who informed
him that we will not leave before 06:00 tomorrow, so he's told me I can stay
ashore all night, if I wish !
The pilot is talking us into harbour as our own foghorn shakes the whole wheel-
house Then quite suddenly there's blue sky above us, followed by clear vision to
starboard, then to port and our threateningly close moorings, but never all at the
same time. The 3 tugs are earning their money today, as the pilot, chief mate
and the captain are gathered round the satellite console out on the port wing.
In spite of the pilot's misgivings, we arrived in Lisbon on schedule and I was free
to go ashore at around 16:30. I had to fill out a customs' declaration, but it
wasn't very clear whether they wanted to know about the things I proposed to
take with me off the ship, or the things I intended to leave behind in my cabin.
Then, a minor problem to solve: I found out that the swing bridge that allowed us
to cross the marina would close at 20:30. That meant a deviation of a mile or so
to come back aboard. Still, having been on board for a week, the exercise will do
me good and I shall be able to walk off a heavy Portuguese supper.
Plenty of tourist restaurants around, several of them open, even though it's mid-
January.
But no Internet Cafe.
I went to the various chandlers, the telecom building, a couple of likely-looking
restaurants, but no joy. I contemplated going out to Cascais on the local train,
but couldn't remember if the Internet Cafe that I knew of was open in the
evening, and anyway it's January and I had been there in October. Over 2½
years ago...
Cascais, October 2005. I had a long-standing date with my friend Martin Rose to
sail for a few days together on his boat. This had been postponed year after
year and so in 2005, in spite of the fact that I'd travelled overland to Viet Naam
and back in the early spring, we had decided that this year (2005) it was going to
happen. Martin had sailed solo from the UK and I expected to meet up with him
somewhere around Faro or Cadiz. Alan Copps, an editor on the Times, was going
to make up the threesome (we'd all worked together at the Shenker Institute in
Rome in the late 60s, early 70s... and even played a soccer match together
there: if anyone still has copies of the photos, they would be gratefully
received !).
October 2005 was the time that desperate things were happening on the other
side of the Atlantic in New Orleans, but they were also having an effect on our
side of the pond. As a result, Martin had only made it as far as Lisbon, so I took
the train from Bussigny to Renens, to Geneva, to Barcelona, to Madrid and then
to Seville; then I picked up a coach that took me via Faro to Lisbon to meet him.
Alan had had to cancel at the last minute and may have been the most fortunate
of the three. Because the European ramifications of Katrina in the States kept all
the marinas closed down the Portuguese coast. And it stayed that way all the
time I was in Cascais. We slept aboard in the marina, watched British and
European soccer on Sky Sports in most of the bars in town, ate and drank well
(that's where I discovered Magners' Original Cider at €6 a litre), and Martin and I
explored some of the hinterland that we certainly would have missed if the wind
had 'stood fair' for the Algarve or Morocco; and, as we didn't really want to be
'overset', we became tourists.
Reminds me: I must ask Martin if he can let me have copies of the photos he
took at Sintra and in the fish restaurant in Lisbon.
...so back to last night. I decided it was not a good idea to go to Cascais on the
off-chance, so looked for something nearer to home, preferably not too far from
the entrance to the dockyard, because, as the evening mist/fog settled on
everything, I realised that I would be soaked to the skin by the time I turned in
for the night.
Eventually I found an Irish Pub. Ah ! 'Magners', I thought. They had it, but only
in bottles, so I settled for a poor man's Black Velvet: Guinness & cider. Which
washed down the 'typical Irish' meal they served me: olives in garlic & onions,
goat cheese with herb butter and olive bread, fillets of once-dried bacalao with
chips, mayonnaise and mixed salad. It was certainly a change from ship's fare,
but I wouldn't say it was an improvement. As the 'Irish' music was Portuguese
pop without even an echo of fado, I decided on an early night.
And I remembered to stop at an ATM to get Euros to replace the dollars that were
no longer acceptable currency on board.
The sun is out and so is the lady. I'd been on board for over a week but I had
never seen her. Today I almost saw her twice before lunch and once just after:
like the Julie Christie/Donald Sutherland Venetian thriller “Don't Look Now”, her
red sleeve or trouser-leg was just visible on a bannister or disappearing through
a doorway. Then at 14:55 Lisbon time, when I had decided to change into shorts,
take of my shirt and indulge in a little preparatory sun-bathing, we came face to
face. She was obviously coming from the laundry but, as she was on the bit of
open deck I usually have to myself outside my chambers, I wondered if I had
bumped into her before she had had time to hang her washing out to dry... she
responded to my smile with a nervous grin and ran down the outside stairs
clutching her bundle under one arm. Hope I don't have to deal with an irate
Polish husband !
Kristian was the first to join me for lunch. He hadn't found an internet cafe last
evening either, so it looks as if Cape Town will be the first opportunity to deal
with Email. I had obviously misunderstood him when I thought he had said he
had found access in Walvis Bay; the only possibility there would be in the unlikely
event of docking beside a luxury cruise ship with an 'open' Wi-Fi.
We had an excellent vegetable soup, followed by braised beef, brussels sprouts
and rice, with an orange and a pear as dessert. The Chief arrived as Kristian was
clearing his plate away into the pantry and spoke to him about changing his
watch. I asked if we changed time zones when we reached the Canaries, which
surprised and then puzzled the Chief. He said, no, we'd change one hour
crossing the equator and another before arriving in Walvis Bay. Then the penny
dropped for both of us at the same moment: nothing to do with a wristwatch.
The Chief had been reminding Kristian that he also had to change the cycle of his
watches and to stand 'dog' watches, which I dimly remember to be those in the
early morning.
At dinner, the captain proposed a €20 phone card, which sounds a good idea.
During a working day, it guzzles about €4.50 a minute, but if I use it at night or
over the weekend, the card will give me over 35 minutes of conversation. I have
€6.70 on my 'United' travelling SIM card, but, as I was unable to buy extra credit
on the web last night, it's best that I keep that phone for receiving calls. I'm sure
I'll be able to add more credit from somewhere in South Africa. There is no
internet connection on the Grey Fox. Emails are directly to and from the ship,
but there's no mechanism in place to re-route my 'usual' Emails. I think the
phone card is the best bet, so I can talk to the family. Anything else would have
to be an emergency.
Sunday, 20th January
Clear sky, blue sea, an itch to strip off in the morning sun and...
...the captain who wanted to expand on yesterday's discourse about unions,
corruption and the general topic of organisational abuse of the individual. Until
10:05. But again, it certainly was interesting, opinionated but full of supporting
arguments. I need to reprocess the whole conversation, as there's far too much
information to give one example without giving another or its paradox. I'll try to
come back to this later.
At the moment, there is an A/B walking around outside my chambers spraying
high-pressure fresh water to remove the salt. This, together with chipping off the
rust and repainting the superstructure, is a task that is ongoing. For now, the
cargo containers are left to fend for themselves.
After the long breakfast, I joined the 3rd officer, Jacek, on the bridge for the rest
of his watch. He's the only officer that I have seen plunging outside (even during
the storms a few days & nights ago) in order to have a quick smoke. He reminds
me of me when I used to smoke, teach and work in recording studios – the last of
which I still do. Nowadays, sound studios are non-smoking areas (as is the
bridge on the Grey Fox), but years ago the ash-trays were overflowing in every
dubbing studio and language school in Rome. Whenever there was a break, you
lit up; a reel to be changed, you lit up; the technician had an urgent phone call,
you lit up; a student had not arrived on time, you lit up. And then of course we
had official coffee breaks, where you... had a drink and only rarely lit up.
Because it was a question of voice control, nerve control and... something to do
with your hands. Away from work, I enjoyed the odd cigarette, especially after
meals. But I never smoked first thing in the morning and probably averaged
between 8 and 12 on a non-working day. But when I was working, I would take
every available moment to light up, meaning that I would probably start another
25 to 30 fags a day: start, but rarely finish. One thing I found particularly
disgusting was re-lighting a docked cigarette: something that both my mother
and her mother did. Unemptied ash-trays early in the morning still remind me of
that and I still have the urge to heave.
Jacek, the socially-conscious 3rd officer even does a little rapid breathing with his
head stuck outside, so that the smell doesn't invade the wheel-house
He's 44 and used to be an A/B, until he had an accident. He got dragged into
one of the winches and pulled in for 3 full revolutions. Results: collar-bone and
shoulder smashed, arm broken in three places, 4 broken ribs and teeth broken
off; 3 years unable to work... but the time to study for his mate's ticket. He's one
of the few slim ones on board and looks as if he burns more energy than he
produces. 44, but his musical taste revolves around the golden oldies. He was
playing Dean Martin and Tony Bennett very quietly and was pleased & suitably
impressed when I seemed to know most of the lyrics: I kept it simple, and didn't
do my Dean Martin impersonation !
There were only 3 other ships within 300 miles and he took the time to give me a
quick refresher course on wind-speed, boat-speed and smoke direction: it was a
bit like the trick questions we used to ask each other about the smoke direction
on electric trains ! But I am again able to calculate the real distance from two
longitudinal readings.
After dinner I bought a €20 phone card and called home to say hullo to everyone
and to pass on the ship's Email ad(d)ress and InMarSat phone number. So all
bases should be covered, all eventualities made provision for; shipwrecks or men
overboard are signalled direct via satellite, I don't have to pay for those.
Not sure if I'll bother to set the alarm for 04:00 in order to squint into the gloom
and probably not to see the Canaries... on the other hand, it might be interesting
to follow on the radar and listen to the ship-to-shore conversations... otherwise
I'll get up at the usual time and, if there's enough light, take a couple of snaps as
we pass Las Palmas at the southern end of Gran Canaria.
Not really sleepy, so I'll try to clarify Captain Hans-Dieter Böckmann attitude to
unions etc.
The start of (his) problems came in the 60s aboard German freighters, when the
unions insisted that new crew members all had to be experienced sailors. The
result that caused the biggest outcry was when the union directives were
followed, Spanish sailors being taken on at exaggerated salaries, often higher
than those paid to German sailors. But those Spaniards were fishermen, not
merchant crew and most had little or no experience of merchantmen. Flags of
convenience have been abused for decades, but the unions have rarely
intervened, whereas, if they were doing their job properly, they could have
improved safety and working conditions decades ago; instead they were easily
fobbed off by accepting small pay rises.
Surprisingly, United States unions for crew and stevedores wield a lot of power.
The US government subsidises American merchantmen because of the possible
need to use them in times of tension or conflict, so very often their sailors
behave in the same boorish fashion their military do when in a foreign country.
Each of them is a specialist confined to a narrow job-description where
demarkation lines are inviolate. This pushes prices up, but the political clout is
often enough to 'convince' exporters & importers to use their services. Their
unions still insist on a man being on duty at all times in the forecastle, the
modern-day equivalent of the crows' nest. Where crews from different nations
are comfortable in each other's company in Seamen's Missions or on local dance-
floors, US merchant mariners tend to live in a world apart... something that has
increased since the reaction after the initial thaw and sentiments of solidarity
just after 9/11.
Captain Böckmann says that he wouldn't follow the same trail if he were to join
up today; he'd get all the necessary papers, but then find a sinecure ashore. I
find that hard to believe.
Las Palmas, February 1948. We went ashore and 3 of the men who were buzzing
around my mother took us round the town in an open horse-drawn fiacre. I say
horse-drawn, but I remember it as being skeleton-drawn. When the driver
appeared to be beating this bag of bones with his whip, I screamed so loud that
my mother had to get the man to stop and let us off. My mother's hangers-on
had to sort out some kind of payment.
The other thing I couldn't get used to was the uniform of the soldiers who
seemed to be standing about in 2s and 3s on every corner or goose-stepping up
the road. My 'Empire Youth Annuals', 'Wizards' and 'Hotspurs', the Gaumont
British News or Movietone News and 'The Last Chance' in my Film Review
Album had told me lots about the Nazis and now to see dozens of them in the
flesh was pretty frightening but also a challenge... When I stopped in front of a
building with sentries in their funny hats posted on either side of the door, none
of my mother's champions was quick enough to stop me giving the Nazi salute
and shouting 'Heil Hitler!'
One of her beaux grabbed me and tucked me under his arm, while another kept
saying: “Sorry. He's only a baby”. Then we all set off down the hill to the port,
me like a sack of potatoes, my mother carrying her high-heeled sandals and
everyone galloped up the gangplank of the Winchester Castle. Half an hour
later, even though I was still in the dog house, I could hear one of the men in a
nearby cabin telling new friends that they had all had a great time, “showing
those Nazis who was boss”.
It's only since I've had children of my own that I've understood just how small
children can drop you right in the brown stuff.
I was ravenous at breakfast time and, for once, envied the captain his steak fillet
sandwich, while I had to make do with scrambled egg and fill up with bread and
honey. Half the day had gone and it was still only breakfast time. But I had a full
morning's work ahead of me...
Today's the day that I intend to do my dirty washing. Not in public, but in the
laundry room which is one deck above me near the captain's day room. I have
bought my 750g packet of milwa 99 washing powder from the steward and
read the instructions on the wall of how to wash a mixed load of less than
2.5kgms. At home, Rahel separates everything out into 1)whites 2)fast colours
and 3)'dubious', to be washed at 30C, 40C, 60C & 90C, all in their individual
containers. I have everything bundled into a large plastic bag. I HAVE separated
out a cheap orange cotton T-shirt that I bought, as I have the feeling that the
colour will run every time it's washed, but the colour-fast stuff that I've worn for
years shouldn't bugger up the white stuff too much, even if I do it at 60C...
By the way, a hint for anyone who's interested: there are sock clips for keeping
pairs of socks together, which are a godsend for anyone who has to wash and
sort out socks. It certainly works well for my family of 5, but I can imagine the
benefits for couples or even people living on their own. I bought our last refill
supply on the net. They are colour-coded, so each person has their own colour.
In our family, it works like this: each person is responsible for clipping together
their own used pairs of socks; any loose socks are thrown out by the boss and
make the tour of the kids rooms until someone recognises their own and colour-
codes them accordingly. After washing and drying, they can be hung up using
the hook on the sock clip. Those in the know or those who have to try and sort
out unmatched socks (the boss, in our case) assure me that it saves a lot of time.
But by what right do I presume to give anyone instructions about washing
laundry ?
Well...
I realise I've always said that I first started working in 1954, when Roger Nixon
and I worked at the Armstrong Sidderley during the summer holidays and I first
had a pay-packet with stoppages, including my Old Age Pension. But in fact I
had worked before that...
Mr Nicholls opened the first Bendix Launderette on the Cheylesmore estate at
the shopping Parade in Daventry Rd. I started off by holding boxes of screws and
baby clamps while he was on his back attaching the machines to the water and
electricity supply; progressed to delivering leaflets door-to-door for the grand
opening, later showing curious housewives how the whole system worked;
eventually being promoted to unofficial 'watchman', when I was able to pop in
when I got home from school: one eye on the machines, one eye on my
homework. I also started earning serious pocket-money for the first time,
'watching' ladies' machines and putting in the soap powder, blue or bleach at the
appropriate times, while they were able to go off and do their shopping: much
better than 'bob-a-job' and I could keep the proceeds. Some years later Mr
Nicholls opened a second laundromat across the road and offered me a 'future'
as manager and prospective partner. As a friend of ours from the Methodist
Youth Club, Jimmy Hands, had been made a shop steward in his first week at
work at Alfred Herbert's, at the age of 16(!), young people were obviously going
to take over the world and that was fine; but I was in serious negotiations with
my headmaster and parents, who decided I was going to be some kind of
scientist, like it or lump it. So I never got to run my own Beautiful Launderette.
Lunchtime we travelled back again to when Capt. B got his Mate's ticket decades
ago, God was in His heaven and all was right with the world...
Deck cadets had only just stopped being cabin boys and were expected to spend
at least 2 years at sea, working as ordinary seamen, before becoming A/Bs for a
year and spending long hours anchored to the wheel so that they could steer in
their sleep. THEN they went ashore for a year for their first course. Then, on a
regular basis, there were exams, more courses, more exams, and gradual
progression up the ladder in order to 'win' their mate's ticket. Electricians and
engineers had even more of an obstacle course: a full 3-4yr apprenticeship
ashore, then 6 months in a shipyard, then 2yrs as assistant aboard, then
eventually the CHANCE to become a fully-fledged ship's engineer or electrician.
In 2008, Kristian has a 1-year contract aboard, limited work on deck (mostly on
the bridge) followed by a 1 year full-time course ashore, another year afloat,
another year's full-time study ashore and he'll get his mate's ticket/license.
Hamburg Sud used to have a training school in the Gilbert & Ellis Islands, where
Philippinos and Indonesians underwent seaman and officer training; but it was an
expensive business for them...
The members of a large Philippino family would all work to earn the money to
send just ONE boy to sea, because all of the courses had to be paid for in cash.
They had a reputation of being good workers, but were under constant pressure
to pass exams and progress. Most spoke quite good English, but they were
tested by officers out from Europe who were quite happy to fail them once,
twice, three times... The Philippinos comparing wages, saw that they could step
up from OS to A/B and earn almost as much as a 2nd or 3rd mate, largely avoiding
the hassle of being failed by an unsympathetic European and saving their
families money.
But what happens as time goes by? Who is there to acquire the necessary
experience and run the ship? How were companies able to employ experienced
crews and, crisis time, how can companies employ experienced crews today?
Our crew members are all Polish. In Poland there is a training school that offers a
5yr course and the ability of those who qualify is widely recognised. But there
are other less reputable institutions (or even rip-off merchants who sell
qualifications). So what has been happening more and more often? Intelligent
and experienced crew members wangle jobs ashore with the result that today
there are no crew members of any nationality with more than 4 or 5 years
experience. And with the new super-container ships being bought or 'managed'
by the big shipping companies, more and more of them will be scrabbling around
to find capable seamen to sail them.
The Chinese might be able to do it: they have already bespoke one million new
cadets plus training ships & colleges... but where are they going to find the
seasoned old salts willing and able to teach them?
At 12:45 today, our ETA Walvis Bay was 31stJanuary at 15:45, with 3715 nautical
miles to go. The mist or fog had been around all day, maximum visibility being
when I was just able to see the Kiwi Auckland 6½ miles away. She's on a parallel
course to ours and our speeds are much the same: around 15.3-15.8Knots. A
couple of ships have been closer to us on the radar scanner, but that was when
visibility was less than a couple of hundred metres i.e. I couldn't see the
forecastle from the bridge.
The sun is very much as I described it on the TransSiberian from the Mongolian
border to Beijing, the difference being that there the Chinese sun was dim
behind a yellow-green industrial pollution, where as here it's yellow from the
sand particles from the Sahara (n.b. I haven't verified this with anyone who
might have better information, so at the moment it's a case of Roger trying to
con you. I shall get a reality check from a couple of other people who have made
the trip before. There is no sand deposit on the walkways or gantries).
The sea water is gradually warming up so, even if we have fog tomorrow, I'll drop
a hint about filling the swimming pool.
Conversations were muted on the bridge this afternoon, so I spent quite some
time curled up in a quiet corner with a very good book: an Ian Rankin, this time.
At dinner time we were back on the topic of the (in)ability of Africans to govern
themselves properly.
I tried to lighten and equilibrate the atmosphere a little by talking about Seretse
Khama who, although born to rule Bechuanaland, had embraced & preached an
effective form of democracy at a time when you needed a magnifying glass to
find any democratic states at all in the whole of Africa. He married a white
English woman, Ruth Williams, in autumn 1948, just at the time that the South
African nationalists passed their infamous race laws. Then he went home to live
right on their doorstep. South Africa declared him and his wife to be prohibited
immigrants and said they would be arrested if they set foot in South Africa. As
the HQ of the Bechuanaland Protectorate was in Mafeking in South Africa, this
made life difficult and he was soon living in exile in England. Only after he
formally renounced the Chieftainship for himself and all his descendants was he
allowed back to his homeland. He became prime minister and then the first
president of the newly named country of Botswana. I surprised the dinner table
with the verifiable fact that, in the mid-60s, Botswana was the fastest developing
economy in the world.
Khama's time as an undergraduate at Oxford and a lawyer in London helped
develop one of his most powerful negotiating and debating tools: his sense of
humour. Just as Victor Borge was Hitler's Danish Enemy No.1, Seretse Khama
was a permanent thorn in SA Prime Minister Malan's thick skin. At about the
time that South African Nationalists were ignominiously bulldozing the multi-
ethnic District Six in Cape Town, Khama was quoted (but not in SA papers) as
saying in a public address that every black man should consider taking a
European wife. After the general intake of breath, he qualified his statement
with a smile: “...a European wife... NOT a European's wife!”.
I saw an easy way to round off the discussion, suggesting a great punch line for
one of the UK's new Moslem stand-up comics on the northern clubs circuit: ”In
2007 in Bradford, one married woman in four was white.... so I feel right at home
there... my 4th wife is also white”.
After finishing off 'Resurrection Men', the Rankin thriller, I watched the American
vent, Jeff Dunham, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist....
The crosswind has reduced our speed by a mile an hour. One nautical mile an
hour doesn't sound much, does it ? But it's enough to have reduced our ETA in
Walvis Bay to the morning of 2nd February. 1 N mph reduction is 24 N miles a
day, and suddenly we're another 36hrs behind schedule. The ETA is calculated
constantly, giving a reading on the basis of: NONE OF THE PARAMETERS WILL
CHANGE FROM THAT MOMENT ON. That might work for a space shuttle, but not
the Grey Fox. Once we make our final course change, then everything will
depend on the wind. But I really have no idea when we'll arrive in South Africa.
I'm starting to enjoy the fact that I have no access to daily news. A week or so
ago, I tried to get my short wave radio to work and when it didn't, I could sense a
little anxiety. But now I think I've finally agreed to give up 'control' of that part of
my life, or at least, put it on 'hold' for the duration. So much so that when my
telephone rang in my cabin, I just sat and looked at it for a moment, whereas
anyone who knows me well is only too aware of the Pavlovian reaction I have
with telephones, still scared that I might miss out on the part/play/film that will
change the direction of my career; the scared teenager still trapped in an ageing
body.
Needless to say, 20 minutes after I recorded that statement, I put the batteries
into my radio and switched on... 'just to see if it worked'. Luckily it didn't, so I
can remain blissful in my ignorance.
The Chief Mate was on the 2000 to 2400 watch on the bridge and I spent most of
the late evening with him. We started talking about Viet Naam and he told me
stories about his time on Polish merchantmen that dodged the bullets and bombs
to service the North Vietnamese in the late 60s and early 70s.
For the first time his shyness melted away and he became enthusiastic (and
younger!) as he described the situations he had lived through. He was often in
Hai Phong Bay and kept a tally of the 'warships and hostile merchantmen' that
the Americans claimed had been destroyed, and compared those results with the
reality. The North Vietnamese did not contradict the claims, just continued to
camouflage old skuttlebuckets and oil-drum rafts, that would be prominently in
place for the next US raid.
Hai Phong Bay. I went there in February 2005. Not sure what to expect, but
certainly not expecting what actually happened...
We went in a small convoy of tourist shallow-draft boats and the morning sun
was already making me curse the fact that I'd left my swimming trunks in the
hotel. Then the fog came, rolling in from all sides and descending from the
rapidly disappearing blue sky. In no time at all, we were one small boat all alone
in a limitless sea of fog. The boatmen's calls to each other echoed and contorted
as they continued to keep contact for the next 3 hours. But we never saw
another boat. Only after we had turned for home and amazingly found our way
up the same narrow creek from which we'd entered the bay did we bump into
one of our convoy.
All the amazing photos and video that I'd seen of Hai Phong Bay had prepared
me for a special visual experience and I saw nothing. But my other senses were
working overtime. It was the closest that I'd come to a religious experience for a
very long time.
When I talked about the fog or mist, the Chief became very introspective. Then
he talked about one particular night when the bombardment had been quite
heavy, with a lot of incendiaries hitting real cargo boats as well as the dummies.
The thick smoke was indistinguishable from the thick sea mist, then the wind
changed and the Polish boat was outside the fog-bank, anchored, looking
towards where land should be. The fog/mist/smoke now formed a huge cinema
screen, on which (or from just behind which) there was a superb firework
display...
The Chief said he often felt ambiguous about having enjoyed the show...
especially as his ship, now in clear view of the incoming bombers, could quite
easily have paid an unacceptable price...
I don't remember any odd weather like this 60 years ago, but there was so much
organised for the passengers, that cloudy days probably made little lasting
impression.
The single most impressive event on the Winchester Castle was the first film
show. Open-air cinema with the screen stretched across the ship. It was the
place where we could see 'the others' before it was dark enough for the film to
start. 'The others' were First Class. I have the impression that some of them
were in evening dress, but that might be the result of an embellishing
imagination. But WE were definitely second (or economy/steerage) class. This
you could tell the instant Leslie Mitchell's voice introduced the first newsreel
subject. The voice was fine, but the screen titles were back to front. And there
was soon a healthy competition to be the first to read the mirror writing on our
side of the screen. Of course, the 'gentry' with the text the right way round had
no idea what was going on and an officer had to stand in front of us 'oiks' and
beg us to let the feature film pass without our loud commentary. Even yobs were
basically well-behaved in those days, and by the time 'The Second Mrs Miniver'
had finished rolling the credits, both audiences were concentrating on the film.
No audiences here on board the Grey Fox to applaud or boo; in fact, I hadn't
seen another person since mealtime – wisely they were not prepared to inhale
sand ! But there was some kind of sun effect from behind the orange cloud, so I
risked stripping off for a while. Half an hour before, I'd covered myself with the
kind of milky crème that sensitive mortals like me need, but there was no way of
working out the cooking programme. I started off facing the sun for 10 minutes,
then 10 minutes turning my back, Then I had to go back to my cabin to look at
myself in the mirror: it would be stupid to burn myself and confine myself to my
cabin for the rest of the trip. Then I re-basted myself and repeated the
treatment....
As a child, my sunburnt skin was a family joke. My shoulders and back were
always brown, but the rest of me was like an albino's skin. Sitting at the open
window of a car with my elbow on the rolled-down glass for fifteen minutes
would produce a beetroot red strip of something that bubbled, burst and peeled
all in a few short hours. This was frustrating, because I loved being in the sun.
When I was about 14, I started doing jobs for my step-father in the garden,
shirtless, before and after school in April. And that year, I only peeled once. I
seemed to have found a remedy. But each late spring I had to start from first
principles, even though I stubbornly believed that 'this year will be different'. But
it never changed, all the time I lived in England.
One experience in uncertain sun all but put me in hospital. It was April 1966 in
Hong Kong and I was with a new girlfriend. Dominique Boniface was a
simultaneous translator for the WHO, seconded to the FAO in Rome and on her
way back from a conference. She was booked for a 1-day session in Phnom Penh
the following day, so I took her to Kai-Tak airport, where we arranged to meet in
Bangkok in a couple of days time. The following day, at a loose end, I went out
to Repulse Bay to swim. It was a mackerel sky and the sun didn't come through
at all. I fell asleep for some time, got up feeling dizzy, went back to the hotel
and didn't move far from the bathroom all night. I don't know how I got to Kai
Tak the following morning, but I did and made the flight to Bangkok. Dominique
had booked us into a hotel and was out buying silk at Anita's Warehouse, coming
back for a late lunch. But lunch was out. As were most of the meals for the next
2½ days. As was the romantic interlude that we had planned. I lay on my
stomach while Dominique wasted her precious 2½ days stopover keeping my
back basted with ointment and assuring the doctor that I didn't need to go into
hospital and would be fine sitting on a plane...
We flew out on the same day, both making for London, but using different
airlines.
Over the next year and a half, we met up several times around the world: only
once in London, only once at her place in Rome.
By the time I moved to Rome in 1968... we had decided to let things cool down
and, apart from a 'welcome to Rome' drink, we both used newer relationships as
an excuse to let something that we were not ready to handle either fade away or
beg to be rekindled. We spoke on the phone every second week, but that was
all... but then Dominique, like 7 other WHO/FAO simultaneous translators, chose
1968 to put an end to things...
Rome changed me mentally and physically. I don't know if it was the diet,
making the close acquaintance of olive oil, pasta, or what, but after my first
summer in Italy, I grew an inch taller (at the age of 29 !), my skin changed
texture and I've always had a slight tan ever since. Sensitive skin ? On the
beach or on my terrace I used to smell like a salad, having covered all the
exposed parts of my body with olive oil and vinegar !
We had Spaghetti Bolognese for dinner this evening: very nice, no parmesan but
not necessary. And a pear as dessert. Once the others had left the table, the
captain wanted to talk about his daughter; he says he's too old to have a
daughter of 6½, but I think it would be neat to see the two of them together.
After dinner, he took me into the crew's common room to show me the world
map and point out where he had been sailing 30 years ago. Guadalcanal, Port
Maudsby, down the eastern coast of Australia to Melbourne or Sidney and back,
a trip he made over 50 times... He remembered the islanders who'd been on
board the Hamburg Sud vessels, those who'd been good sailors from the training
centre, and the not-so-good who were cheaper but a false economy...
Then I went up to the bridge (it's now light until about 1930) and took a couple of
particularly nice pictures of the setting sun. The sea is unruffled and we have
just made our penultimate course change before arriving in Walvis Bay. We're
doing 16 knots off the coast of Guinea Bissau and our final course change will be
around midnight, about 80 N miles down the coast of Guinea.
On the port side (away from the sunset) I saw my first flying fish.
I remember flying fish from 1948, but now it seems to be a completely fabricated
memory. I (thought I) remembered the longish herring or mackerel-like fish more
or less leaping out of the water, gliding and wing-flapping for 10-20 metres
parallel to the ship, then plunging back into the briny. But those today were
quite different. They fly away at right-angles to the Grey Fox, leaving a take-off
trail on the surface. They swoop close to and even touch the surface several
times, and change direction in mid-flight, sometimes flying a hundred metres or
more. They reminded me of swallows playing across the surface of a pond or
small lake in the evening shadows.
Re-reading that, it seems very pastoral, perhaps a little sad. If so, it might be the
result of my evening tope. I bought one of each of the bottles of red wine on
offer, both South African 2004 vintage, and decided to try one of them tonight.
It was slightly corked, which I suppose is natural enough with bottles being
tossed around all the time. Great colour, almost blue-red, and the nose was
quite good, although I found myself doing a pale imitation of my old Italian habit,
diluting it with fizzy mineral water. My full Italian habit was half-and-half; not
wine & water, but wine & Coke which was not sacrilege as, at the time, vino
soffisticato (not sophisticated, but fiddled with in the laboratory) could hold its
own with Coca-Cola, when it came to dissolving 6-inch nails.
Having written that, naturally I just had to have a glass of wine and Pepsi, but it
didn't remind me of anything; Pepsi with blue South African red or strawberry
Castelli Romani white create quite different flavour-mixes.
For some reason, they have started the ship's air conditioning, which means that
my chambers are decidedly chilly at this time of night, just sitting at my desk.
So for the first time, I've boiled some water and made myself one of the Swiss
packet soups that I'd brought along. A little touch of gruel in the night. Don't
have any Oxo or Bovril.
Any other disappointments? Still no dolphins. I think I/we called dolphins
porpoises in 1948...