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120 Rajnikanth Jokes - Best Collection of Rajnikant Jokes: Author: Administrator Saved From
120 Rajnikanth Jokes - Best Collection of Rajnikant Jokes: Author: Administrator Saved From
120 Rajnikanth Jokes - Best Collection of Rajnikant Jokes: Author: Administrator Saved From
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With all due respect to the great actor, here is the collection of 120 popular Rajnikanth Jokes. If there are
any Rajnikanth fans out there reading these jokes, Please don't take it seriously. Just read and enjoy.
Rajnikanth Jokes
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23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.
28. Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
29. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
30. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
31. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
32. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
33. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
34. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
35. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
36. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
37. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
38. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
39. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
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death everyday.
31. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the
day he finds out.
32. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
33. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
34. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
35. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that's when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
36. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
37. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon called Honey Moon.
38. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
39. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai
and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
40. Rajinikanth's brain works 1000 times faster than Chacha Chaudhury's Brain.
41. Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
42. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.
43. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
44. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
45. Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
46. Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
47. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236 It defined "victim" as
"one who has encountered Rajinikanth".
48. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to
heat the earth up.
49. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
50. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game "Hide 'n' seek", as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
51. Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates
anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
52. Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
53. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
54. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
55. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth.
56. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
57. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
58. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
59. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
60. Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
61. Rajnikanth doesn't answer nature's call, nature answers Rajnikanth's call.
62. CAT is out-dated. Now the students have to prepare for RAT - RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST.
63. Rajnikanth does not use Linux, Linux uses Rajnikanth
64. When Rajnikanth switches on his AC, then winter starts in India.
65. Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury. Reason - Rajnikanth poked him
on Facebook.
66. Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford
dictionary.
67. Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: "Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano rajni babu." Rajnikanth
answered: Rs. 0.04537920734900 Per Gram. MIND IT!
68. When alexander graham bell invented telephone, he found 2 missed calls of Rajnikanth.
69. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
70. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to be honest, today he is known as Aana Hazare against corruption.
71. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.
72. When Rajnikanth shouts, even echo is afraid to come back.
73. When Rajnikanth does division, there are no remainders.
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74. Rajnikanth had died 20 years ago. Death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
75. If Rajnikanth was born 100 years ago, British would have fought to get Independence.
76. Santa found his internet connection very slow and download speed was also very low. He installed
wallpaper of Rajnikanth. Now he is enjoying 3G.
77. Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Because RAJNIKANTH lives in
the South and no one can point at him.
78. This is issued in public interest that from now onwards, do not crack jokes on Rajnikanth. He has
proved that he can get World Cup for India just by sitting in the stadium.
79. Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!
80. The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!
81. East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajnikanth was supposed to be born in 1949.
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