Banta after sex: Kahathana, condom k jagahrumal se mat karo. Abrumalandarrahegayana... Banta: Oye, positive thinking rakh!

bachhapagripahenke aye ga.....

Bus meinjagahna hone peladkikoek uncle ne godimeinbithaliya. Thodi der bad ladkiJhatke se uthiaur boliUncle :Ya to "Usko" bithaoYaMujhko! BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMONG PAR NAHI.!

Garibi se tang akarpati bola lagtahaiabdono hath failanepadenge. Is par patnibolijaldikaronhi to mujhkodonotangefailanipadengi!

Garibi se tang akarpati bola lagtahaiabdono hath failanepadenge. Is par patnibolijaldikaronhi to mujhkodonotangefailanipadengi!

Kehtehai: "aurat k haath me barkathotihai!"bilkulsahihai, 3 inch kicheezhaath me do to, 9 inch kikardetihai Dilkartahai,patthar par. I Miss YOU likhu. Aurvopattharaapkigand me thok du. Takiaapkopata to chale. Aapkiyaadeiykitnadarddetihai Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend in the Bed. He shoots his Friend and Wife said, if you behave like this, You will lose all of your friends. G Will U love me after the marriage..? B It depends on your husband, Whether he allows me or not.. ;-)

Doctor to Girl Ur looking so weak and exhausted are you sleeping at night Are U properly taking three meals a day as I had advised U. Girl Oh my Doctor..! Last time I heard three males per day..

A Man was Lying on the Beach for Sun Bathing, Wearing Nothing but a Cap over his Penis. An Ugly Woman Passed by and Remarked If U were any sort of a Gentleman, U would Lift Ur Hat to a Lady. He Replied, If U were any sort of A Lady, the Hat would have lifted by itself. SEX karte time Wife-Aapbilkul MOBILE jaise ho. Husband proudly-U LOVE my VIBRATIONS. Wife-Nahi, BASEMENT meinjaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL hojatahai. Dada-Ye kya? Pota-AchchhiLage to Meri shirt mein 100Rs. rakhdena. Subah 600 mile. Pota-Itniachchhilagikya? Dada-Maine 100 hi rakhe the,500 Teri daadi ne diye. Girl-Ur Name? Boy-Black Lion. Girl-Are U joking. Boy-No,it means Kaalu Singh &urs? Girl-Soft Underwear.

Boy-Are U joking? Girl-No,it means KomalChaddha. Once a carrot fell in love with a cabbage. After some months,finally they got married. Next day his buddy Beet asked How was ur Wedding Night? . Carrot-What wedding night! Whole night was spent in undressing her. T.V AdVillain trys to rape a Girl,butladkikisalwarkaNaadanahikholpaya, voice from backgroundAapkimaa-behenkiizzatkerakhwaale PappuNaadewaale.

Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, Maam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know youll forgive me. She replies, If your penis is as hard as your elbow, [...] A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between

women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind. A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . Books And Study In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose [...]

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care! Teacher: Soch or Veham me kyafarkhai..? Pappu: AapkiBeti Sweet & Sexy hai Ye hamariSochhai or wohamarehathon se Bach jayegi ye AapkaVehamhai. LESBIANkiskokehtehain? 2 kaminiladkiyan, [...].