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:Imagine, *reconstructionalist, science.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. Richard Jeni Douglas adams. God is Dead. Nietzsche. Nietzsche is Dead. God.
1. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you. George Carlin.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a satirical book written by Bobby Henderson that embodies the main beliefs of the parody religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. The Gospel begins with the creation of the universe by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster.[12] On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the landcomplemented by a beer volcano. [18] Satisfied, the Flying Spaghetti Monster overindulged in beer from the beer volcano and woke up hungover.[22] Between drunken nights and clumsy afternoons, the Flying Spaghetti Monster produced seas and land (for a second time, accidentally, because he forgot that he created it the day before) along with Heaven and a midget, which he named Man.[23] Man and an equally short woman lived happily in the Olive Garden of Eden for some time until the Flying Spaghetti Monster caused a global flood in a cooking accident.[18]

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