no visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR... Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?? Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters Geeta mein likha hai? are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU. Sorry SMS, Sorry Hindi SMS, 104 Characters Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai? Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti! Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar..

kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters .Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!! Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 166 Characters Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise kahe ki hum aapse pyaar karte hain. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai... Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle... Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 142 Characters Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate???? Jaago Grahak Jaago! Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 172 Characters Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 179 Characters Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year. New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!! New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 167 Characters Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein. New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 134 Characters Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, New Year 2007 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 159 Characters Es Naye Saal mein Jo tu chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,

Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar. New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 174 Characters Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK* New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 200 Characters Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 225 Characters Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad. Wish u a Happy new year. New Year SMS, New Year Hindi SMS, 171 Characters Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas. Christmas SMS, Christmas Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 100 Characters Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana, Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana, EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse, Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 148 Characters Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 145 Characters Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani, Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada, Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada. Sabko EID MUBARAK Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 177 Characters Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 130 Characters Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You...EID MUBARAK. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID. Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 166 Characters EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please.... Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!! Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak Hindi SMS, 132 Characters Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali! Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 161 Characters Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 137 Characters Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 181 Characters Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses. Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 213 Characters Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du... Junam Din Mubarak Ho Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 171 Characters Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 199 Characters "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho * HAPPY DIWALI * Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 213 Characters Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi" Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI" Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali * Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 135 Characters I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup,

Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI... Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 169 Characters Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe... Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 122 Characters Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali Diwali SMS, Diwali Hindi SMS, 175 Characters Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 138 Characters Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 142 Characters Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 118 Characters Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 172 Characters Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna' Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 157 Characters Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe. Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum. Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 108 Characters In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 197 Characters

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 88 Characters Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 134 Characters Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, Its a gal Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana. Sms Related SMS, Sms Related Hindi SMS, 155 Characters Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 95 Characters Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 143 Characters Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi. Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 130 Characters

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi. Sms Related SMS, Sms Related Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Which are the 2 latest versions of java. Think... think... think... Marjava & Mitjava Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 92 Characters Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 142 Characters Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 143 Characters Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai.. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 133 Characters Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega.. Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 176 Characters Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain.. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 163 Characters

Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me, ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye, tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi, par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 143 Characters Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main. Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 140 Characters Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai. Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi, Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai.. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye.. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 138 Characters Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 129 Characters Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 123 Characters Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain... Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 95 Characters You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 134 Characters Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... Fuddu se yaad aaya Kaisa hai tu..!! Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 76 Characters

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 133 Characters A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya... Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 115 Characters INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.. Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 80 Characters Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 142 Characters Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 102 Characters Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge! Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 126 Characters Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 148 Characters INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh rahi hai... Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 108 Characters Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....? Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai). Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 150 Characters

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!! Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 86 Characters Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 137 Characters Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge.... Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 140 Characters Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 166 Characters Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 171 Characters Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho.. Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho.. Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa.. Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye... Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 143 Characters Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke.... loan pass nahi hua... Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.. Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 131 Characters An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai. Students Exams SMS, Students Exams Hindi SMS, 172 Characters

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?". Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning! Greetings SMS, Greetings Hindi SMS, 127 Characters Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti. Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 123 Characters Plz don't read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai? dekha ho gaya na ? TIME WASTE!! Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 180 Characters Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho.. Birthday SMS, Birthday Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters Rabri: Ka karat ho? Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu! Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi. Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 169 Characters Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life. RANI - Before marriage. LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children. ASCII SMS, ASCII Hindi SMS, 122 Characters Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 171 Characters Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar?? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 161 Characters Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 122 Characters Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters What do you call a female who never laughs? "HASINA" Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 59 Characters Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 169 Characters Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 145 Characters Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 179 Characters Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 157 Characters Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi, Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 94 Characters Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 127 Characters Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 250 Characters

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 140 Characters A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. Naughty SMS, Naughty Hindi SMS, 137 Characters Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 130 Characters Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de. Happy Holi Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 107 Characters Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari. HAPPY HOLI Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 128 Characters Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak! Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 133 Characters Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai, Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai, Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein, Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 175 Characters Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? Holi SMS, Holi Hindi SMS, 115 Characters Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 169 Characters Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 131 Characters Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!! Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 140 Characters Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 148 Characters God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!! Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 181 Characters Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 126 Characters

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 143 Characters Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 150 Characters If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki AIDS chhune se nahi failta. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. Fool SMS, Fool Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 116 Characters Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi. Flirt SMS, Flirt Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 160 Characters Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo! Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 132 Characters Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega?

Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 96 Characters Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 156 Characters Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko, Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 112 Characters Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,

Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 136 Characters Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 142 Characters Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 155 Characters Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho? Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 150 Characters Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 140 Characters Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe, Dil se main naraaz tha, Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun, Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha..... Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 146 Characters

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 109 Characters Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai! Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki. Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 116 Characters A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 140 Characters Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha. Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 115 Characters Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 193 Characters Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 127 Characters How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters Santa: I have swallowed a kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 237 Characters Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 148 Characters Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 147 Characters Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi... Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. Its ****. Santa: U r wrong. Its 1394. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, Its a gal Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 114 Characters Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long...! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 149 Characters A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 123 Characters Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 135 Characters An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 126 Characters Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 170 Characters Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 124 Characters Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 199 Characters Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 151 Characters Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 109 Characters Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 163 Characters Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 162 Characters Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 132 Characters Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 151 Characters Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 180 Characters Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 175 Characters Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 177 Characters Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 104 Characters Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 151 Characters Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 166 Characters Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Dont rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & youll get a heart! If u pick U, youll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 132 Characters

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 164 Characters Santa: Im a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: Whats he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz havent u heard train is coming on platform. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 102 Characters Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 74 Characters Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! Thats terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 94 Characters Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 95 Characters Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 126 Characters Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" 24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life!** Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai? Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 144 Characters Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti! Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 194 Characters Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 211 Characters Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban

jaye Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 121 Characters Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Pani main pathar mat pheko Koi pani pita hai Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 172 Characters Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate, kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate, kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 167 Characters Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters .Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 152 Characters Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai, Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai... Khuda aapko har khushi de, Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega, Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega, Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega, Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!! Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 166 Characters Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 158 Characters Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki... Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 146 Characters Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain, Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise kahe ki hum aapse pyaar karte hain. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 157 Characters Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai

Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 165 Characters Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai, Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai, Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi, Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 170 Characters If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never.. If Your askin what I value the Answer is U.. if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters I dream about you evey night I shiver when your in sight I long to hold you close n tight I wanna be there with all my might I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 174 Characters When i look at you, i cannot deny there is God, cause only God could have created some one as wonderful n beautiful as you Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ? If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ? If i capture ur heart , will u love me ?? Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 170 Characters Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters No shadows 2 depress u only joys 2 surround u many friends 2 luv u God himself 2 bless u These r my wishes 4 u, for today, tommorrow & everyday Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without u L= love u I= i miss u C= care about u K= kiss from my heart 2 u So whenever u miss me just say CLICK. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U.. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters Love is like a CD track That links our hearts together Dont ever break that CD coz That wud break my heart too......... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters Message:some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 143 Characters softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i'll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i'll cherish having sum1 like u! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters Memories r treasured no1 can steal. Parting is heartache no1 can heal. Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone but i'll remember u no matter how long.. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u, in short.... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 128 Characters D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:) Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 115 Characters Dear O Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ur memories r here liv wid cheer no mere tear and ur mine forever! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters Q:Wat is luv? * * * * A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing thing is tat u still luv them wid every broken piece...! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr...Trust Me!! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters I'll stand here 4ever, If 4ever's what it takes, because u r my 4ever, and 4ever always waits..... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters My past says u met me My future says u wil care 4 me My present says u wil understand me But my heart says u wil Always Remember ME! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters Red or white short or tall wrapped in silver not wrapped at all under covers inside a box shapes & sizes love comes in lots. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters Ur precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel lik Im wlaking but my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly in tis heart of mine, d 1 who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine..! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters Wenever I miss U, I wont luk 4u in my dreams or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason but when d luv is real it becums ur plan 4 life n reason 4 living..! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters Live 4 d person ho dies 4u, Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u, Fight 4 d person ho protects u, n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever. U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure. U'll always b mine pls tel me its true. Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE

then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.' Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show.. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 143 Characters I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean; I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters 3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you 3+2= five sensesmissing you. 4+3= seven days in a week i desire you. 7+5= 12months asking god to bless you Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters Let the world stop turning, Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love's not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true ...In this life I was loved by you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters Let`s share the world. A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me... Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 107 Characters If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =) Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters "I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you." Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 187 Characters I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! ). Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 125 Characters The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce. So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. When i close my eyes i see you! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 162 Characters Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 131 Characters When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 193 Characters Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 154 Characters

Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 130 Characters I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 141 Characters Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho.. Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho.. Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa.. Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 168 Characters Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye. Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 153 Characters Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 147 Characters Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae! Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 132 Characters We cannot be together, But we'll never be apart, For no matter what life brings us, Youre always in my heart. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters I don't care how many lips uve kissed, how many shoulders uve embraced & how many times uve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u cant stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each others arms. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2 Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you! Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters Dont rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 196 Characters When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters The way u look into my eyes, it scares me, The way u say I Luv U, it scares me, The way u know just what to say, it scares me, The ways u scare me I luv it. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U. Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U! Saali ne jhuk kar Category: Jija Sali SMS | Total views: 2,615 | characters: 157 Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja k Paon chuay aur kaha, ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha! Jeeti raho Saali Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni. Makhiyan mar rha hon Category: Funny SMS, Jija Sali SMS | Total views: 706 | characters: 190 Saali to Jija: kya kr rhy ho? Jija: Makhiyan mar rha hon Saali: kitni mari? Jija: 3 male or 2 female Saali: Kse malom? Jija: 3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se Joota Chupaanay ki Rasm Category: Funny SMS, Jija Sali SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 845 | characters: 168 Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha: main to 1100 loongi. 2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi. peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai. Category: Jija Sali SMS | Total views: 1,244 | characters: 125 Jija Saali Sms Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he? Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. Category: Jija Sali SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 7,629 | characters: 156 Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi. Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de Jeeja aur Saali

Category: Jija Sali SMS, Naughty SMS, Punjabi SMS | Total views: 26,744 | characters: 181 Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon. Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye. Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda! Saali to Jijaji Sunday, April 5th, 2009 Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi. Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de Posted in Adult SMS, Jija Sali SMS | No Comments Jeeja aur Saali Sunday, April 5th, 2009 Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon. Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye. Jeeja: Oooo Teri Bhain Di, Pehle Pata Hunda Tan Kachhi Le Aounda!

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U Hindi SMS submitted by : - rohit

Welcome To Care center Khushi k liye1 dabaye.Muskan k liye 2dabaye.Mujhse dosti k liye 3dabaye.Mujhse peecha chudane k liye apna gala dabaye

Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of coverage hai. Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

Namaskar Agar Dharti par ho to SMS bhejo,Aasman me ho to Barish bhejo.Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,Aur agar Narak me ho to .Enjoy Yourself.

Aaj kal mun kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.... Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..? Mombatti boli....!!! Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai.............

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo. Hindi SMS submitted by : - pratham

Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. Hindi SMS submitted by : - guru

(@) Smiling. (!.!) Crying (;) Angry (:) Bored (-)Proud (o) Hungry (,) Happy.. (?) Confused (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega Good day Dear

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552 Merceedes - UP7-7500 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai. ha ha ha

If u hv any problm,bindas! Tel me,i wil solv it 4 u.if u dont even hv any problm, bindas! Tel me,i wil create sum 4 u.akhir DOST hun kisliya?

D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE

D se DEAR.

God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!

Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.

ek janaze ko jate dekh ek larki khari muskara rahi thi. ek baba ne toka aur bola beti jawan maut hui hai yun muskaraya nahi karte. larki boli baba kya karun wada kiya tha jab bhi milogi muskrakar milogi..

aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya, hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ... Hindi SMS submitted by : - ravi

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua? thora tum chalo.. thora hum chalengy... . phir riksha kerwa lengy;)

Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-'Neend'; 'Paisa';'maut'; aur...aur...aur...aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

You r a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls

Now u r smiling na Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid, Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day, Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di; Apartment manga.. bangla diya; dost manga to tumhain diya.. Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai! Hindi SMS submitted by : - jassi

Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai... Phoolon mein hasin Gulab hai.Husan ke saath zaruri Sharaab hai,Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai...Agar koi tumse mere pooche to kehna woh Lajwab hai...

10 gm HANSI 10 gm PYAR 20 gm SUKH-DUKH 5 gm KASME 50 gm BATEIN Thodi TAKRAAR Thoda PYAR SWAAD ANUSAAR Dish DOSTI FOREVER HO GAI TAIYAAR! have a nice day.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila?Ha ha ha ha

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

3 things i like about u. 12. 3,,-

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10

Yaar kush to accha kia hot zindagi main dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye.

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo.. Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi dallanahi Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai? Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai. ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai, lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai mobile hai to kar do na sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.. Hindi SMS submitted by : - swati

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand

Tum Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! allah k naam pe dede baba

Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge! Hindi SMS submitted by : - jackie

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao . kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe, Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo, yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai. Hindi SMS submitted by : - rajan

Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski

muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,"teen dabe wala"

raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!! Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit

Aaj tum dil mango de denge.Dhadkan mango de denge,Jigar Mango,de denge.Jaan Tak Manglo De Sakte Hain Q ki

Charo Film Ki Cd Ghar Par Padi hai.

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee. Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar.. kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Aik hassi jo hasa de Aik ansoo jo rula de Aik aarzoo jo jaga de Aik chahat jo samjha de Her aahat jo jaan le Uss rishtay ka naam hai ***** DOSTI*****

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho.

A ki biwi B, B ki bhabhi C, C ki beti V, V ke dadaG,G ki biwi K, K ki beti T, to batao A Aur T ka kya rishta hai.

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad Hindi SMS submitted by : - swapnil

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska kiya hua? Ram:Nahi Hua. Teac:Kiyu? Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

PYAR means.......? P...phone karna. Y...yaad karna. A...azaadi khona. R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......! Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit

ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u | Hindi SMS submitted by : - nilesh

Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala? Hai koi Khushia mangne wala? Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala? To mai ne kaha Saari Khushiya Saari Dolat Saari Rahmatai De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. Hindi SMS submitted by : - amit

Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hain

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai... Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han" Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty. Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty.

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya.... laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya.... laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main... or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main

sweet socho.. smart socho.. achcha socho.. sacha socho... pyara socho.. i know its difficult .. i have a shotcut .. ONLY MERE BARE MEIN SOCHO...!!!!!!

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki .aapke mobile per kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai ,turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren..... dhanyawad.

ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay ALLAH! Sari Khushian..... Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai. AMEEN

dil hai to pyaar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai, dar hai to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to IODEX hai na......

achhe kapde pehente ho..

Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun

aur pure style rakhte ho.. dil me gussa aur face pe smil rakhte ho.. Naak pochhna aata nahi aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

Kuch is qadar hai gham-e-zindagi se dil manusm khizan gai hai to baharon mein dil lagta nahi

Meri duniya aap ki muntazi hai apni duniya chod kar aa jayee Urdu Shayari submitted by : - pratham InheN aaNsu samajh kar yuN na miTTi meiN mila zaalim payaam-e-dard-e-dil hai aur aaNkhoN ki zabaani hai

Le chal hareem-e-naaz meiN aie zauq-e-bandagi aaj unke paaye naaz par sajda kareNge ham

Woh cheez kehte hain fidos-e-gumshuda jis ko kabhi kabhi teri aankhoN mein paai jaati hai

Yaa rab hujum-e-dard ko de aur wus-ateiN daaman to kya abhi meri aankheN bhi nam nahiN

Yun zindagi guzaar raha hun tere baghair jaise koi gunah kiye jaa raha hun maiN

Hum ko jo chahe naasaih keh lo kuch na khena un se khuda ke liye Urdu Shayari submitted by : - asmara

Woh kab aaye bhi aur gaye bhi, nazar mein ab tak sama rahe hain yeh chal rahe hain, woh phir rahe hain, yeh aa rahe hain, wo jaa rahe hain

Yeh kya muqam-e-ishq hai zaalim keh in dinon aksar tere bagair bhi aaram ho gaya

Ibteda woh thi keh jeena tha mohabbat mein mohal inteha yeh hai keh ab marna bhi mushkil ho gaya

Yeh dil ke zakhm nahin, Jigar ke daagh hain rah-e-hayaat mein shama jala raha hai koi Urdu Shayari submitted by : - tania Dekh zindaaN ke pare, rang-e-chaman josh-e-bahaar, raq's karna hai to phir paon ki zanjeer na dekh

Rok sakta hameiN zidaan-e-balaa kya hai Majrooh hum to aawaz haiN deewaroN se chan jaate hain

Muntazir haiN phir mere hadse zamaaane ke phir mera junuN teri bazm mein ghazal khuwaN hai

Yeh niyaaz-e-gham khuwari yeh shikast-e-dildaari bus nawazish-e-jaanaaN dilbahut pareshaaN hai

Dehar meiN majrooh koi jaavedaaN mazmooN kahaN maiN jise choota gaya woh jaavedaaN banta gaya

Jis taraf chal pade hum aabla paayan-e-shauq khaar se gul aur gul se gulistaan banta gaya Urdu Shayari submitted by : - amit

Mujh ko to hosh nahiN tum ko khabar ho shaayad log kehate haiN ki tum ne mujhe barbaad kiyaa

Tamaam mehfil ke rubaru go uThaaeiN nazareN milaai aaNkheN samajh saka ek bhi na lekin sawaal mera jawaab tera

Yeh meri waraftaghi, ma-aaz-allah tum bhi aaye to kuch khabar na hui

Waqif hai Josh ishq se apne tamam shehar aur hum yeh jaante haiN keh koi jaanta nahiN

Apnon ki dosti ne sikhayaa hai yeh sabaq ghairon ki dushmani bhi inaayat se kam nahiN Urdu Shayari submitted by : - radhe

Jis ko tum bhool gaye, yaad kare kaun us ko jis ko tum yaad ho, woh aur kise yaad kare

Yeh baat, yeh tabassum, yeh naaz, yeh nigahen aakhir tumhi bataao kyun kar na tumhen chaahen

Fikar-e-ma-aash, ishq-e-butaaN yaad-e-raftagaaN is zindagi mein ab koi kya kya kare Urdu Shayari submitted by : - jugnu Woh aaye bazm meiN itna to Meer ne dekha phir uske baad chiraaghoN meiN roshni na rahi

Le saaNs bhi aahista ke nazuk hai bahut kaam aafaq ki is sheesha-e-karigeeri ka

Yaad uski itni khoob nahi Meer baaz aa Naadan phir woh ji se bhulaya na jayeega

Achcha sa koi mausam, tanha sa ko aalam har waqt ka rona to bekaar ka rona hai

Ab yeh bhi nahi Theek keh har dard mita deN kuch dard kaleje se lagaane ke liye haiN

Muddat ke baad aaj use dekh kar Muneer ek bar to dil DhaDka magar phir saNbhal gaya Urdu Shayari submitted by : - pratham Mar chuk kahiN keh is gham-e-hijraaN se choot jaae kehte to haiN bhale ki woh lekin buri tarha

taab-e-nazaara nahiN aaina kya dekhne duN aur ban jaayeNge tasveer jo hairaaN hoNge

MaaNga kareNge ab se duaa hijar-e-yaar ki aakhir ko dushmani hai dua ko asar ke saath

Us naqsh-e-paa ke sajde ne kiya kya kya zaleel maiN kucha-e-raqeeb meiN bhi sar ke bal gaya

Hum nikaaleNge sun aie mauj-e-hawa bal tera us ki zulfoN ke agar baal pareshaaN hoNge

Tujh ko khabar nahi magar ek saada-luh ko barbaad kar diya tere do din ke pyar ne

Apni tabahiyoun ka mujhe koi gham nahi tum ne kisi ke saath mohabbat nibha to di

Kaun rota hai kisi aur ki khaatir aie dost sab ko apni hi kisi baat pe rona aaya

Lo ab tod diya hum ne rishtai-umeed ab kisi se gila na karenge hum

Gar zindagi mein mil gaye phir ittefaq se puchenge apna hal teri bebasi se hum Urdu Shayari submitted by : - imran Le de ke apne paas faqt ek nazar to hai KuyuN dekheN zindagi ko kisi ki nazar se hum

Dil ki dhadkan meiN tawazun aa chala hai kahir ho meri nazareN bujh gaiN ya teri raanaai gai

Hum kareN tark-e-wafa, achcha chalo yuN hi sahi aur agar tar-e-wafa se bhi na ruswaai gai

Jab kabhi un ki tawajjoh mein kami paai gai az sar-r-nau daastan-e-shauq dohraai gai

Meri nadeem mohabbat ki wus-aton se na gir buland baam-e-haram nahi kuch aur bhi hai. Urdu Shayari submitted by : - rajat Sehan-e-chaman me dafa-tan aake palat gai bahaar ahal-e-junuN ne ghaaleban aqal se kaam liya

Rind kharaab-e-nosh ki be-adabi to dekhiye niyat-e-mai kashi na ki haath me jaam le liya

Mujhe chod demere haal par, tera kya bharosa aie chaarah-gar teri nawaazish-e-mukhtasar, mera dard kahiN baDha na de

Ba-wafa sahi tum, maiN ghalat samjha tha maane leta hun aisi bhi wafa hoti hai

Le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabar-o-qaraar beqaraari tujhe aie dil kabhi aisi to na thi Urdu Shayari submitted by : - jayendra maiN sisakta hi reh gaya aur mar gaye Farhaad-o-Qais kya unhi donoN ke hisse meiN qaza thi maiN na tha

Na ched ai nikhat-e-baad-e-bahari raah lag apni tujhe athkheliyaN sujhi haiN, hum bezaar baithe hain

Kabhi afsos aata hai kabhi rona aata hai dil-e-beemar ke haiN do hi ayaadat wale

Tum bhool kar bhi nahi yaad karte ho kabhi ham to tumhaari yaad meiN sab kuch bhula chuke

Mera khat usne paDha, paDh ke naama-bar se kaha yehi jawaab hai is ka koi jawaab nahi

Suna hai maiN ne bhi zikar bahisht-o-hoor-o-tahoor Khuda ka shukar hai keh neeyat meri kharab nahi

Hum ne to donoN ko dekha , donoN hi be-dard kaThor dharti wala aNbar wala pehla chaaNd aur dooja chaaNd

Deen-o-dil-o-jaaN sab sarmaaya is me apna sarf hua ishq yeh kaarobaar nahi kya aur jo kaarobar kareN

Woh jo tera daagh-e-ghulaami maathe per liye phirta hai us ka naam to Inshaa Thehra naa-haque ko bad-naam hai chaaNd

SakhiyoN se kab sakhiyaaN apne ji ke bhed chupaati haiN hum se nahi to us se keh de karta kahaN kalaam chaaNd

Dekh ai umeed, keejo ham se na tu kinaara tera reh gaya hai le de ke ek sahaara

Hoti nahi qubul dua tark-e-ishq ki dil chaahta na ho to zabaaN mein asar kahaaN

Rona hai yeh ke aap bhi haNste haiN warna yaaN ta'an-e-raqeeb dil pe kuch aisa garaaN na tha

Hai justuju keh khub se khub tar kya ab theharti hai dekhiye jaa kar nazar kahaN

Dosti Shayari khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor khaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor hamein sms na kar ke kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor

Hafeezun se maiN jitna bad-gumaaN huN woh mujh se is qadar barham na hoNge

Gud relation doesnt need promises any terms or conditions it jus needs 2 wonderful ppl one kool like me n one chweeeeeeeeeet like u Life in touch n go sum ppl will b there only 4 sumtym sum wil go away, but ppl who find u special will always find ways to stay! thanx for staying in my lyf! Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho par jab bhi sms karte ho khuda kasam..saare gham bhula dete ho Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham dil ne kiya majbur kuch is tarah ke khwabon mein bhi tum aane lage raat toh kaate nahi kat ti thi aur ab toh dharkanon mein bhi tum samane lage dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahi lekin jo hamein yaad rakkhe woh yaar chahiye chaand hasta hai chaandni muskurati hai aap hamein yaad kare na kare hamein aapki yaad aati hai dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahin jaata dil mein lagi aag ko bhulaya nahin jaata kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahin jaata... Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham bewajah kisiko sataya nahi karte hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte jin ki saans chalti ho aapke sms se unhe apne sms ke liye rulaya nahi karte Pyari Subah Teri,Shaam Meri Ho Din tera,Raat Meri Ho Hasi Teri,Udasi Meri Ho Jab Maut aaye to yaar sirf ... Kabar teri aur usme lash meri ho. mehak dosti ki ishq say kam nahi hoti ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti sat agar ho zindagi mein doston ka too zindagi jannat say kam nahin hoti Dosti Shayari submitted by :- deepraj Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! Dosti ka hotodolafz Mano to bandagi Sochoto gehra sagar

Dobo to zindagi Karo to asan Nibaho to mushkal Bikhray to sara zamana Simtay to simtay to sirf " TUM " mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti, saath zindagi main agar ho dost ka; to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti!!!! Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Ab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! Dosti Shayari submitted by :- amit Dosti se kimti koi jagir nahin hoti, dosti se khubsurat koi tasveer nahin hoti, dosti un to ek kaccha dhaaga lagta hai, magar is dhaage se majboot koi zanzeer nahin hoti teri khushi se hi nahin gum se bhi rishta hai mera, yeh jo teri jindagi hai wo ek hissa hai mera, ab aur kya bolu tujhse ae dost, tujhse lafzon ka nahin rooh ka rishta hai mera. Dost gunah hai to hone na dena dosti khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to kabhi us dost ko rone na dena ' DUNIYA MEIN BAHUT GAM MILEGE, SACH MANNO ACCHE DOST BAHUT KAM MILEGE, JIS MOD PE SAB CHOD DEGE SAATH TUMARA, DOST USI MOD PE KHADE HUM MILEGE. Dil ki galiyon mai koi gam na ho, Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho Bas yahi dua ki tum khush raho Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham Aik hassi jo hasa de Aik ansoo jo rula de Aik aarzoo jo jaga de Aik chahat jo samjha de Her aahat jo jaan le Uss rishtay ka naam hai ***** DOSTI***** Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha. Dosti Shayari submitted by :- sujal sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai , Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara , Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara khud par bharosa hai to khuda tere saath hai, apnon par bharosa hai to har dua tere saath hai, zindagi se kabhi mat harna mere dost, jab tak tera yeh dost tere saath hai. har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne aaj unko tahe dil se salaam karte hai, yun to puri umar bhi kam hai dosti ke liye, filhaal aaj ka din doston ke naam karte hai ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur karde, rah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur karde mahak kabhi kam na ho apni dosti ki, yaari aisi ho jo milne ko majbur karde!!! hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon... hum dava jaante hain, hume bhulne ki koshish mat karna dost, hum gala dabana bhi jante hain!!!! Dosti Shayari submitted by :- amit

Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye, har ek tare se dosti kar aaye, ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye, varna aap hi sochiye, aap is jamin pe kaise aaye! ek din muskurahat ne poocha mujhse, humne roz roz kyun bulate ho, Meine kaha mein yaad to apne dost ko karta hun, Tum to saath me khud hi chale aate ho.