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A New Wife Has 3 Qualities
A New Wife Has 3 Qualities
after 3 years she became artist in kichen, devil at home and economic at bed. ha ha....
A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u? Man: No, I work in a condom factory n these r customers complaints
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor? Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we
Doctor to Lady: You r looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my God! I heard 3 males per day!
Last night I went to bed without u. Cold, thinking of u, Missing ur warmth, Your soft touch against my skin. Where were u last night? My blanket
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none
Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!