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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a

train. S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had


Friend : why? gone to DELHI for filling up.
Sardar : Got upper berth. You know why?
Friend : why didn't you exchange? FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to
exchange in the lower berth
A Teacher lecturing on population: On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend
In India after Every 10 sec a women asks him, "Darling on our
gives birth to a kid. engagement will you give me a ring?"
A Sardar stands up and says: we must Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your
find and stop her !! phone numner.....
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery Sardar proposed a Girl
ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
deducting tax. Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else marry you NEXT YEAR.
return my 20 Rs back.!
A Sardar and his wife filed an application Sardar was writing something very
for Divorce. slowly.
Judge asked: How will you divide, you Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
have 3 children? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT can't read very fast.
YEAR
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan
singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is
PM not AM''

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