JoKe . Wife : Vealai Seyyumbodhu Iduppa Killaadeenganu Yeththana Dhadava Soluradhu.? Vealaikkaari : Nalla Sollungamma.!

Naanum solli solli Aluththu Poayittean.!.!..

Wife to husband: U dont LOVE me at all Husband points towards their 5 childrens n says Do u think I downloaded these from google???

In Railway Station, 2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd, Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.? Hus2: Slima,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structureaa, Gummunu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.? Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga., Namma Unga Wifea Thaedalaam

Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee..! .? Wife : Yennaadhu.?! Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean! Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!

A Man was walking down the street, When he heard a Voice, Dont Take a Step Forward, Bcoz a Brick is going to Fall The Man Didnt Move and the Brick Fell in Front of Him The hr Walked Further Again the Voice, Dont Cross the Road, Bcoz a Car will Hit You The Man Didnt Move. A Car Screeching and almost missed him. Now he asked, Who Are You? The Voice replied, Im Your Guardian Angel. The Man Asked, Oh Yeah!!! If You are An Angel then, WHERE The HELL were YOU, WHEN I GOT NARRIED?.?.?.

Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???

Atharku andha Person-oda reply. Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga. Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan Selavu panran.

Manaivi: Edhukkaga thideernu en iduppai killureenga??? Purushan: Sorry di, Naan Velaikkarinnu Ninaichutten