To the veterans of the D.A.D., I'd like to offer you a warm welcome back.

We would have laid out the rose petals, but I don't really like you that much. To the new guys I would like to extend a cold rubber ball 8.5 in diameter. Welcome to dodgeball people... Thanks to everyone who signed waiver. And to those who haven't have fun doing something else on Sundays.

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Can I please reiterate that we are all adults here. Without throwing out specifics, unsportsmanlike conduct will not be tolerated... neither will whining like a little bitch when you are the receiving of it. Also, disagreeing with the refs and trying to micromanage their decisions will accomplish nothing. You are the same people who keep your mouth shut when the bad call is in your favor. Highlights: Two new teams start off week one in first place you veterans should be ashamed. And can we all please throw props to Deep Throat Revolutiopn for smokin the shit talking vets, Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers. Adam (cupcake to to the rest of you) from the Average Hoes put on one hell of a spectacle as he gladiatored his way back from a 4 on 1 for a (slightly controversial) Average Hoes win. The more muscles than thou Baylors finished day one in a meager second place. And the reigning champs Incomprehensible... 3rd! HAHAHAHA. The Salty Nuts are gunnin for yall and promise to offer a one-eitghty-alley-oop tea bag by the end of the season. Nuts and their last man standing Socrates, rallied their last four games and swore they only started slow as well planned hustle, because Sleepy's got a new back hand that will bruise your children. And finally, I feel compelled to throw up some props for the Penguins and their honest ways. Who would've guessed the Cruz brothers would have become the poster boys for honesty and discipline? Gracias hermanos.
09/18/11 8 8 7 7 7 6 6 6 5 5 5 5 4 3 3 2 2 1 Team Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers Rude Awakening Baylors Heartthrobs Underwater Basket Weavers Salty Nuts Himmer Hicks Incomprehinsible Demoralization Great Balls On Fire Trigger Happy Penguins Dirt Bags Juggernauts Average Hoes Ballz Deep Off Konstantly Underdogs Deep Throat Revolution Vile Savages Wins 8 8 7 7 7 6 6 6 5 5 5 5 4 3 3 2 2 1 Losses 2 2 3 3 3 4 4 4 5 5 5 5 6 7 7 8 8 9 Wins