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The Penguin
Joke / story There was once a man who had a pet Penguin. One day, he took his Penguin for a walk. A Policeman saw him and walked over. He said What are you doing with that Penguin? The man said Im taking him for a walk, officer The Policeman stared at the man and said Im sorry. You have to take him to the Zoo! So the man agreed to take his Penguin to the Zoo, and the officer walked away satisfied. The next week the Policeman was walking down the same street, and he saw the same man with the Penguin . Angry, the officer walked over to the man and yelled I thought I told you to take that Penguin to the Zoo The man replied.. I did officer! And he liked it so much that Im taking him again today! HA HA HA BOOM BOOM! Go away Basil. Im sorry about my foxy friend, ladies and gentlemen. Look at the last sentence in this joke. It contains the construction SOTHAT Look it up in a dictionary if you dont know what it means. More SOTHATsentences next time. Good bye.
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